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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 4h

Well done!

I could no sooner do that than fly.

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 5h

Is America great again yet?

Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 13h

Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 6h

Om nom nom nom nom.

Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 6h

Billy Connolly - Last Train to Glasgow Central.

Billy connolly last train to glasgow central

YouTube video by JustJames

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 9h

Unsolicited dikdik pic.

A tiny antelope called a dikdik in Tarangire National Park, Tanzania.

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 11h

Using a key to open a witch door feels a bit like Indiana Jones just up and shooting that big swordsman! 😂😂

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 11h

My 'hobby' is just making random 𝘯𝘢𝘮 𝘫𝘪𝘮 and using them for a few days until the vegetal matter goes manky.

The current one has an already pretty manky chilli, sliced, rice vinegar, good fish sauce, a few drops of roasted sesame oil, maple syrup and mint leaves.

Here are some more standard types.

5 Essential Thai Sauces to Enhance Your Meal

If you look at a table of Thai people eating in Thailand, you’d always see little bowls of sauces scattered around the table. These are what we call nam jim, which means “dipping sauce” or

hot-thai-kitchen.com

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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 19h

We must not let the modern world take the fun out of toxic nationalism jokes.

COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/measur...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Part 1/3 of a 14-panel SMBC comic update where a woman at a podium states that America will never accept the bizarre units of measurements used by many countries (so many that it requires 8 panels to be listed in full). She then proposes a new difficult unit of measure - America-vectorized units in which all units of length are reference to the magnitude and direction of the Washington monument.

Part 2/3 of a 14-panel SMBC comic update where a woman at a podium states that America will never accept the bizarre units of measurements used by many countries (so many that it requires 8 panels to be listed in full). She then proposes a new difficult unit of measure - America-vectorized units in which all units of length are reference to the magnitude and direction of the Washington monument.

Part 3/3 of a 14-panel SMBC comic update where a woman at a podium states that America will never accept the bizarre units of measurements used by many countries (so many that it requires 8 panels to be listed in full). She then proposes a new difficult unit of measure - America-vectorized units in which all units of length are reference to the magnitude and direction of the Washington monument.

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 18h

Not sure if the latest SMBC by @zachweinersmith.bsky.social is parody or premonition.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Measurement

www.smbc-comics.com

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 19h

Wait until this time next year when the MAGAts belatedly recognise that the cut-off for nominations is the end of January so he deserves the 2026 prize.

Hopefully they're also arguing against the long-standing rule that the prize may not be awarded posthumously.

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 20h

God morgen.

I see the news from Norway didn't cause his head to explode in a wild apoplectic stroke.

Pity.

Probably because he knows, deep in the cold, black swinging brick that passes for his heart, he deserves no such honour.

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Assistant HR Director of Antifa @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 21h

AI HUCKSTER: "i built you a machine that reads books for you."

ME: "can you build me a machine that unloads the dishwasher for me so *i* can read a book?"

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 1d

"Beautiful views. Five minutes to the beach. Eight seconds if you trip!"

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 1d

Mwaaahahahaha, suck it, Mango Mussolini!

Venezuelan politician María Corina Machado wins Nobel peace prize

Leader of country’s opposition receives award after scrutiny surrounding committee and comments by Donald Trump

www.theguardian.com

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 1d

Wouldn't swear to it but I think so.

Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning, champ. Happy Friday.

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 1d

It's probably some planet wrecking AI deep fake BS.

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 1d

Just plonking this here for when @wombat37.bsky.social joins us.

#YouAreMySunshine

With sound - i.imgur.com/DIaNgj7.mp4

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 1d

I don't think I've had half a litre of Coke Zero in my entire life!

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 1d

🍹

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 1d

How much rum could it deploy?

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 2d

Play it cool! 😎🦌

Image of a bat silhouetted by a red stylised full moon.

Text above and below reads, "Bats never apologise for screaming and bumping into things, and neither should you."

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Rob Benson 🦋 @robnellie.bsky.social · 3d

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 2d

They just need a nice brushy-wushy!

I've got a steel wire one for my bench grinder!

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 2d

Hey, you know that noise you can sometimes make when you're setting up a perfectly normal, not shonky at all cut on the table saw and, just as you reach out to remove the digital angle block from the 10" cross-cut blade, the air compressor kicks in behind you?

I made that noise this afternoon.

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