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Marliese Neunteufel @justquisquilia.bsky.social · 3h

Er holt mich, damit ich "Dort." auf Englisch übersetze.
Natürlich fühlt er sich bedroht von allen, die Fremdsprachen sprechen. Daher müssen alle Fremdsprachen weg und folglich alle Fremden.

Marliese Neunteufel @justquisquilia.bsky.social · 3h

Meine Theorie ist Unfähigkeit. Wer nichts kann, fühlt sich schnell bedroht.
Beispiel: Bei uns muss man Englisch lernen. Eine japanische Touristin fragt meinen Vater, wo die nächste Toilette ist. Mein Vater kann trotz Hauptschule, Handelsschule und Beamtenmatura nicht "Dort." auf Englisch sagen.

Forbestonow @forbestonow.bsky.social · 7h

When I studied the Second World War I genuinely could not understand how the Germans found so many people to participate in their worst excesses. And I mean across the whole war, not just concentration camps.

I don't have a problem understanding it any more...

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12h

POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

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Marliese Neunteufel @justquisquilia.bsky.social · 7h

A boy or a girl or a thing.
Bin ich froh, dass ich nicht Deutsch lernen muss!!

Marliese Neunteufel @justquisquilia.bsky.social · 7h

Inventing Spanish - SNL
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn9A...

Inventing Spanish - SNL

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

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Marliese Neunteufel @justquisquilia.bsky.social · 7h

Migrants will need A-level standard English to work in UK
www.bbc.com/news/article...

Migrants will need A-level standard English to work in UK

The tougher rules will come in force in January as part of wider plans to cut immigration.

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Decoding Fox News @decodingfoxnews.bsky.social · 18h

Jesse Watters tried to make a protester he dubbed "Antifa Kermit" look menacing. I added the words of Secretary of Homeland Security describing Antifa along with some footage of Antifa protesters from an ABC affiliate Local 10 News. The music is royalty free.🎶🪩💃🕺

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Marliese Neunteufel @justquisquilia.bsky.social · 19h

A Message From The Frog Resistance

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw5z...

A Message From The Frog Resistance

YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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Marliese Neunteufel @justquisquilia.bsky.social · 23h

Meloni thinks that all his "friends" are Jews. #Ibrahim
Just kidding.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Meloni looks like she wants off the planet during Trump's speech 😆

Marliese Neunteufel @justquisquilia.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry, but I see no peace deal. I see yada yada yada.
The living hostages are back. 👍
But then, no one cared too much about them. They were pretty useless.
Much ado about "Oops! They are at each other's throats once again." any time soon ...

George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 1d

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Bill Madden @maddenifico.bsky.social · 1d

WARNING: This horrific video by a war correspondent reporting from the front lines of war ravaged Portland is not for the squeamish. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇

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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 2d

The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

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Marliese Neunteufel @justquisquilia.bsky.social · 4d

Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do:

Trump threatens to impose additional 100% tariff on China

Marliese Neunteufel @justquisquilia.bsky.social · 4d

White House blasts Nobel Committee for not awarding Peace Prize to Trump

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Marliese Neunteufel @justquisquilia.bsky.social · 4d

Isn't he at war? #Democraticruncities

Marliese Neunteufel @justquisquilia.bsky.social · 4d

You are a smart man.
Your citizens have the right to protest. But convince them to wear ridiculous costumes!

Marliese Neunteufel @justquisquilia.bsky.social · 4d

You are the United States.
You do you.

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Sinister Golden Bear 🎃 @sistergoldenbear.bsky.social · 7d

Ridicule works. It's hard to come off being a tough guy when you're staring down someone in an inflatable frog costume, especially when they're twerking at you.

Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 7d

George Orwell’s Animal Crossing

Someone in a frog costume facing down a line of police in riot gear

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 5d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 5d

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Marliese Neunteufel @justquisquilia.bsky.social · 5d

The hostages are in Israel when the hostages are in Israel. Before the hostages are in Israel, they are not in Israel.

That simple.

Marliese Neunteufel @justquisquilia.bsky.social · 6d

Netanyahu: "a national and moral victory for the State of Israel"
Hamas: "the people of Gaza have demonstrated unmatched courage, honour, and heroism"

Yep, the whole exercise was very moral and honorable.

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Marliese Neunteufel @justquisquilia.bsky.social · 6d

Wenn eh alles funktioniert ...
de.statista.com/statistik/da...

Sonntagsfrage Nationalratswahl Österreich 2025| Statista

Würde am nächsten Sonntag in Österreich der Nationalrat gewählt, wäre die FPÖ laut den aktuellen Wahlumfragen stärkste Partei.

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Marliese Neunteufel @justquisquilia.bsky.social · 6d

"Es hat sich wieder gezeigt, dass das österreichische Modell des Konsenses und Interessensausgleichs, das uns über Jahrzehnte reich gemacht hat, funktioniert", betont der Finanzminister.

Marliese Neunteufel @justquisquilia.bsky.social · 6d

Klopf, Klopf!
"Wer da?"
"Wir suchen ein Versteck."
"Wer seid ihr?"
"Ein paar Restsozialisten, die die Sozialpartnerschaft nicht wirklich verstanden haben ..."

Sen. Adam Schiff @schiff.senate.gov · 6d

Another day.

Another presidential threat to jail two of his political opponents.

What will it take for Republicans in Congress to speak out?

While we still have a democracy left.

Marliese Neunteufel @justquisquilia.bsky.social · 7d

Be careful!
Your bone spurs might flare up again ...