Kafkaesque
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Recovering lawyer & former historian, turned fragrance critic. #ExPostie. Love: German shepherds; history; space; photography; art; science; TV; Star Trek; Top Chef; Camus; animals; nebulae; cooking; gastronomy; & yes, fragrances.
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Joseph Heller's Catch 22 words on the surrealist, absurdist, and Twilight Zone transformation of black into white and up into down describes the Trump administration to a T, but I'm especially struck by the "Brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice" bit today. It's Stephen Miller's mantra.
A quote from Joseph Heller's book, Catch 22, that reads: "It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to turn vice into virtue and slander into truth, impotence into abstinence, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice. Anybody could do it; it required no brains at all. It merely required no character."
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🧵 2/. cheating husbands, ageist mockery. No desperate housewives, OTT retirement home goofiness or end-of-life torment.

I'm talking abt beautiful, HAPPY 2nd chapters & lives for people age 50s- 70s, working, loving, & dignified, not yet drowning in age/health tragedies. Like Bell/Voss #TheResident
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🧵 1/ - Does Hollywood realize there is a HUGE, voracious audience for #TV shows abt people other than goddamn millennials, teenagers, or Zs?

Not goofy sitcoms but well-written life stories re. smart, nuanced, complex characters 50 & up.

No stereotypes. No bimbo trophy 2nd wives, midlife idiocy...
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Really amazed at YOUR stupidity, myopia, bias, and smugness. People like you are exactly why I cancelled my subscription.
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The focus on profit is a major theme of the first 3 seasons.

Honestly, I've never seen any show address the full moral/ethical ramifications as this one does. Esp. re cancer & people suffering unnecessarily.

You'll see more one dr is an actual psychopath! It's fascinating to watch unfold.
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Hey, Portland, #RibbitRibbit! We see you. We're with you from all over. The Frogs & Furries are spreading, even overseas by those you're inspiring.

So, never give up HOP. You're brilliant, mocking their absurdity peaceably & sweetly.

Stay Portland Weird, Portland Proud. 💙🐸 #NoICE #NoKings #NoMAGA
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I'm smiling at learning we have another very loud member of the "GSDs are nonstop whining & talking terrors" Club. 🤭

Welcome, Juno. 😘
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Juno is 52% GSD, but this is 100% true. The dramatic moans, the lack of privacy, the fur…
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The Top 4 problems in owning a #GermanShepherd incl. their verboseness & conversational skills. 😂

Also, yes, my once-black wardrobe now looks like overly hairy grey tweeds.
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I'm sure you can guess the #1 issue, @tenoaks6.bsky.social & @karenrambo.bsky.social. #Dogs #GSD
Top 4 Problems Only German Shepherd Owners Understand #shorts #dog #doglove #pets #petlover
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Very much agree. He does shine & to everyone, each of whom wld be the first to say Goodport is special & a rare one.

His self-deprecating, New England-ish Protestant modesty means he squirms at praise, but too bad. G: you're a gentleman in every sense of the word & we're ALL better for knowing you.
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Unquestionably the #1 Diktat, lol.

Speaking of which, when you figure out how you're going to get Caity to lose 25 lbs, I'll be here to commiserate with you.

Because her German displeasure will be... something, lol. 😅🤭
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Karen, do you ever wonder what non-GSD people -- like, say, those with French pugs, Goldies, Maltese, or Chiweenies - think of our very, VERY different GSD world when reading stuff like this?

I ponder it often. I bet they think we sound like deranged fanatical cultists loving deadly toothy terrors.
A man holding back tightly a big German Shepherd, holding the leash fast as the dog barks ferociously, it's teeth bared aggressively. The dog looks close to leaping forward to attack.

 The caption above has words from the handler to his dog: "See that bad guy, he said you're slow, and he called your mom...

A POODLE"

German Shepherd dog in mid leap, straight up in the air, so that his face is parallel to the tall man standing opposite him in protective gear. The dog's mouth is wide open, as he barks inches away from the man's face, his rows of sharp fangs right near his forehead and mouth.

This looks scary but it is part of a highly trained protocol test in Schutzhund, the global competitive obedience sport for German shepherds. Schutzhund tests the solidity of the dog in multiple ways, especially in terms of control, discipline, and temperament. Passing it is a requirement in Germany for the dog to be certified for breeding.
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Funny thing, Apollo is blowing out his coat again, so that big tuffs of white or grey hairs stick out in tempting clumps from the rest of his fur.

This is the "I will pluck you like a chicken in bygone medieval days" part of the GSD adventure.

They uniformly HATE it. Humans find it irresistible.
a cartoon drawing of a dog with a netflix logo in the corner
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a dog with a netflix logo in the corner
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"Especially when you aren't following their orders."

"Orders!" 😂😆

It's so damn true. First they judge you as being lazy, inefficient, and slow, then they tell you off.

"Beilung. Schnell! MACHT SCHNELL, hoo-man!!" 🙄😆 #Dogs #GSD #GermanShepherd
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Will #SCOTUS simultaneously redefine "private property" & "owner's consent" before allowing ICE & ammosexual MAGA psychos unfettered gun power, so long as everyone is a white Christian male?

Probably.

And Clarence Thomas will prob write the exceptions banning Blacks/POC/🏳️‍⚧️ from those same rights. 😒
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SCOTUS has announced it will review a Hawaii law that forbids gun owners from bringing firearms on private property without the property owner’s explicit permission.

If it falls, the court could make it harder for states and cities to keep guns out of everyday life. trib.al/XP9fwpZ
The Supreme Court Could Make It Easier to Bring a Gun Everywhere
The justices just took up a challenge to a Hawaii law that bars people from carrying guns on private property against the owner’s wishes.
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The Top 4 problems in owning a #GermanShepherd incl. their verboseness & conversational skills. 😂

Also, yes, my once-black wardrobe now looks like overly hairy grey tweeds.
youtube.com/shorts/2Y4iM...

I'm sure you can guess the #1 issue, @tenoaks6.bsky.social & @karenrambo.bsky.social. #Dogs #GSD
Top 4 Problems Only German Shepherd Owners Understand #shorts #dog #doglove #pets #petlover
YouTube video by Furever Pets
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I did a search on Tik Tok for unicorn marriage at the ICE building and also tried some other terms. No luck so far.
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Glad I could tempt someone. They're both good studies in how people, esp over-achievers, process personal trauma & loss. The immigrant experience; African vs African American experiences, & so much more unfolds. Cast chemistry is A+.

+ A brutal look at corporate medicine & Big Pharma corruption.
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The diversity on #TheResident is great, to the point where almost ALLLLLL the most interesting characters or fun side characters are PoC or minorities.

The least interesting characters, imo, are the 2 white leads, Nic & Conrad, who also happen to be played by the least skilled, most 1-note actors.
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The two most intriguing, nuanced, complex, & fascinating #TV characters I've encountered in recent yrs are both on #TheResident: gifted, Spock-ish Nigerian heart surgeon Mina Okafor & her world class mentor, AJ.

The writing + skilled acting by Shaunette Renee Wilson & Malcolm Jamal-Warner = MAGIC!
Characters from The Resident TV show: Dr. Mina Okafor on the left, Dr. AJ Austin on the right. They're staring at each other with soft smiles.
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You have to engage in some very dishonest cherry-picking to look back at Trump’s foreign policy in the first term and declare it a success. Was his policy of backing the Saudis to the hilt in Yemen a success? No, it was an atrocity against the people of Yemen. Funny how that doesn’t come up.
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Trump’s first-term foreign policy was riddled with one failure after another. Almost everything he attempted either fizzled out or blew up in his face. Don’t let this garbage revisionism stand.
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While I've never met anyone who could truly compete with my mother as a hostess, you come close & are in your own league, my friend. Phenomenal job! Really, bravo et chapeau! 🥳

Really like the "tree well" (new word for me) for the sodas. Fun!

So glad you posted these! (Sorry for my impatience 🤭)
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Diane Keaton has passed away at 79.

I didn't know that she was a director in addition to being an actress. She directed the Go-Go’s Belinda Carlisle’s 1987 solo hit “Heaven is a Place on Earth" + episodes of “China Beach” and “Twin Peaks.” RIP.
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Diane Keaton, Oscar-Winning ‘Annie Hall’ Star, Dies at 79
Diane Keaton, who starred in "Annie Hall," has died. She was 79.
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It felt like a completely diff. show in S4. And don't get me started on S5 w/ the time-jump out of nowhere. I miss Mina! And I can't believe AJ could move on so easily. 😢 They were the best together.

Unpopular opinions: Emily V. is annoying. Matt C. can't act at all & has only 2 expressions.
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Thank you, sweetie. 🤗
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Surely I can't be the only one who came to your page today hoping to see a thread on the party, complete with food photos and endless details?

We want to know everything!!