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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · Mar 21

Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 56m

If you put mustard on a hot dog, and get that condiment pre cum out of the bottle first, do you eat that end of the dog first or last?

Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 2h

Game 2 until top line Palat. He was moved up one shift last game and it lead to a goal against. Gotta reward that veteran leadership. I HATE IT HERE

Neil Villapiano @thenvpshow.bsky.social · 2h

Here's how the #NJDevils line up at morning skate.

No Dadonov, Gritsyuk moves up and Zack MacEwan is skating on the fourth line

#THPN

Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 4h

Its a very close second
bsky.app/profile/nhlo...

Hockey Out of Context Loves Canada @nhloutofcontext.bsky.social · 2d

Probably the gayest (non-derogatory) hockey video you will see all season.

Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 22h

Devils legend

Syracuse Crunch @syracusecrunch.com · 1d

Captain Steven Santini 👊

Steven has been named our 22nd captain in franchise history.

Forwards Boris Katchouk, Scott Sabourin and Jakob Pelletier and defenseman Declan Carlile have also been named alternate captains.

📝: syrcrun.ch/Leadership25

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1d

Jay Harris accidentally spoonerized Cam Skattebo on Sportscenter

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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 1d

Don't forget about bragging about blowing up boats in international waters

Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 1d

Trump getting a knock off temu Nobel prize is the most on brand thing to ever happen

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)

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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 1d

God i love this dumb sport

Everything Hockey @ehclothing.bsky.social · 1d

With the empty net missed, Jack Eichel cashes in the other way and scores from centre ice😳

Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 1d

See? He serves his role. He is the dangerwich

Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 1d

Im supposed to spend the first 15 minutes in the office setting my fantasy lineup. This will not stand Gary

Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 1d

No, we need the threat of Russell Wilson so Daboll will yell at doctors that Darts head is fine and get him out of the tent, we need to run another qb sneak