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The Wizard Thotheon
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300 years old* Male Omnisexual Inhabited by a dragon from what would become known as Atlantis. Magical man of mystery. Local wizard and purveyor of cool sticks. *not all of the time was contiguous. There is at least a 30,000 year gap.
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The Wizard Thotheon @kaptainn.bsky.social · 1d
Scrounger mage behavior.
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The Wizard Thotheon @kaptainn.bsky.social · 1d
❤️ ^_^
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The Wizard Thotheon @kaptainn.bsky.social · 1d
Ideal gaming setup 😻
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The Wizard Thotheon @kaptainn.bsky.social · 1d
If you can read this, you are the resistance ✊️
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 2d
“Are you wearing the-“
“The poorly but enthusiastically sculpted Samhain turnip earrings I made a few years ago? Yeah, I am.”
Photography of two little sculpted carved turnip head earrings #SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland #Art #Samhain #Halloween Yours truly wearing them (white woman with dark brown hair)
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The Wizard Thotheon @kaptainn.bsky.social · 2d
I haven't done Hot Wheels photography in ages. Time to get back in.
#hotwheels #hotwheelsphotography
#toyphotography
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The Wizard Thotheon @kaptainn.bsky.social · 2d
I wish The Phantom A.D. was my real dad.

youtu.be/1i22RYzKtQE?...
THE PHANTOM A.D. - I GO WHERE THE PARTY TAKES ME (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by The Phantom A.D.
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The Wizard Thotheon @kaptainn.bsky.social · 7d
👀
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The Wizard Thotheon @kaptainn.bsky.social · 10d
"Light-type" means "sexy"

Light-type Guncannon from Gquuuuuux
#gundam #gunpla #gquuuuuux #toyphotography
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The Wizard Thotheon @kaptainn.bsky.social · 13d
Imagine trying to depose me, and I am just at home pondering orb.

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Clemency for the Wizard King
YouTube video by The Mountain Goats - Topic
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The Wizard Thotheon @kaptainn.bsky.social · 14d
I do not trust the Cone From Other Countries.
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The Wizard Thotheon @kaptainn.bsky.social · 14d
To make America a great civilization like Atlantis, I propose we sink it to the bottom of the ocean.
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The Wizard Thotheon @kaptainn.bsky.social · 16d
It's been ages since I posted a gunpla and now I have a bunch to take pictures of. Today's is the horribly named "Gundam Livelance Heaven."

#gundam #gunpla
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The Wizard Thotheon @kaptainn.bsky.social · 21d
You can call me "Wizard Daddy" if you want. I'll allow it ^_^
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Newfound Planets @i-find-planets.bsky.social · 22d
I have discovered a planet. It is mountainous and yummy. It is over the hills and far away. I want to be joyous there.
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The Wizard Thotheon @kaptainn.bsky.social · 23d
As your Arcane King, I am implementing mandatory hole inspections. Not just the holes of the body, but all the holes our great nation has to offer. Length, depth, and radius will be measured. We will get to the bottom of these holes one way or another. Post your holes below to get a head start 🕳 ^_^
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The Wizard Thotheon @kaptainn.bsky.social · 29d
Dr. Gunpla, M.D.
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The Wizard Thotheon @kaptainn.bsky.social · 29d
You should definitely do this ^_^
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The Wizard Thotheon @kaptainn.bsky.social · 29d
Spooked fr 👻
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The Wizard Thotheon @kaptainn.bsky.social · 29d
It's a documentary. For science! ^_^
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The Wizard Thotheon @kaptainn.bsky.social · 29d
😉
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The Wizard Thotheon @kaptainn.bsky.social · 29d
Both ^_^
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The Wizard Thotheon @kaptainn.bsky.social · Oct 2
Open ^_^
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The Wizard Thotheon @kaptainn.bsky.social · Oct 2
Now that the government is shut down, I am in charge. I expect your tributes of wheat and virgins to be on my doorstep by Monday 👑
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The Wizard Thotheon @kaptainn.bsky.social · Oct 1
Be sure to bend over and pick something up every once in a while with your butt toward the window 😉
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