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Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 1d

I don't do this. However, I use a mouse with my right hand and always have. So now my right hand has a different sort of dexterity from my left hand, with which I still write with and do most things.

Golly (cmms open!) @g0llysmut.bsky.social · 1d

Left handed but do everything with your right hand gang make some noise

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Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 1d

Raggh—woof—grr.

Mircalla @inplacesdeep.bsky.social · 1d

This is old and it's not even the first time I've seen it but I need to stress to everyone that I am the reincarnation of this teenage girl

Tale Foundry
@TheTaleFoundry
Brainrot this, chronically online that...
Meanwhile some teenage girl in the 1930s was sending these to her faourite horror magazine:

Devil's Croft is enticing. Raggh---woof---grr---I like so very much.

If you can get me any more story-length poems like Lovecraft's Psychopompos---by all means 'gimme.'

Ah---ahaha---haw haww---chuckle!

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Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 1d

The only reason I'd wanna learn how to play a violin would be so I could play that bit from Baba O'Riley. At a Ren Faire.

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Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, thank you! It's a perplexing concept. Though my opinion is that if I'm paying money then I've bought all rights to the character and it's just the same as if I'd created it myself. That's how it should be.

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Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 1d

Me: My Maria, don't you know I have come a long, long way? I've been longin' to see her, when she's around she takes my blues away.

Therapist: Sweet Maria! The sunlight surely hurts my eyes. I'm a lonely dreamer on a highway in the skies.

Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 1d

Me: Seventy-three men sailed up from the San Francisco Bay. Rolled off of their ship, and here's what they had to say.

Therapist: "We're callin' everyone to ride along to another shore. We can laugh our lives away and be free once more."

Pumpkin Spice Moocha @flanksteakmoo.bsky.social · Aug 13

Therapist: what do we say to people to let them know we’re welcoming them into our lives?
Me: Hi! Welcome to the shit show!
Therapist: no

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Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 1d

Me: Seventy-three men sailed up from the San Francisco Bay. Rolled off of their ship, and here's what they had to say.

Therapist: "We're callin' everyone to ride along to another shore. We can laugh our lives away and be free once more."

Pumpkin Spice Moocha @flanksteakmoo.bsky.social · Aug 13

Therapist: what do we say to people to let them know we’re welcoming them into our lives?
Me: Hi! Welcome to the shit show!
Therapist: no

🦊MythiccVixen 🔞 @mythiccvixen.bsky.social · Aug 13

Therapist: what do we say to people to let them know we’re welcoming them into our lives?
Me: Hi! Do you have a moment to talk about your car’s extended war-
Therapist: no

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Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 1d

Well if you're walking there then that counts as exercising.

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Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 1d

I remember these! I remember this brand. Fries in a little red box. They also had a burger in a little red box. They ALSO had a microwaveable shake. You heard me. It was frozen solid and you used your microwave oven to melt it until it was all good and mushy, and still cold. Yeah.

AncientFlounder @ancientflounder.bsky.social · 1d

They sure are. I was very surprised to find them during my trip earlier this year.

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Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 2d

It's not even "my way or the highway" anymore. It's more like "my way or die."

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Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 5d

Excuse me. I'm turning into dust now.

Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 5d

For the day walkers.

Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 6d

This is important. Please share. And donate if you can. gofund.me/15aed1c29

Donate to Please help me help my Dad with his medical bills., organized by Stephanie Robb

Hello. Could you please help us with our medical bills? My dad had n… Stephanie Robb needs your support for Please help me help my Dad with his medical bills.

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Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 5d

Also, you're 34? My gods how young were you when I first became aware of your existence?

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Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 5d

I'm sorry I missed your b-day! I hope it was a happy one.

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Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 6d

I hate revealing RL stuffs. Some of you know that. But this can't be helped. We're kind of in dire straits.

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Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 6d

(This is my dad, folks...)

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Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 6d

This is important. Please share. And donate if you can. gofund.me/15aed1c29

Donate to Please help me help my Dad with his medical bills., organized by Stephanie Robb

Hello. Could you please help us with our medical bills? My dad had n… Stephanie Robb needs your support for Please help me help my Dad with his medical bills.

gofund.me

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Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 6d

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Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 8d

I guess I've gotten pretty far in Ratopia. Look at how I've transformed that giant tree. I have tamed the underground wilderness of the entire map. I just made another rat city-state my vassal. I'm generating lots of electrical power. Too bad it's not on the normal difficulty.

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Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 11d

Just like today, your computer runs a lot better with an SSD and a ton of memory. Some things never change.

Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 11d

Microsoft's RAMCARD™ with RAMDRIVE™ takes the whir, click, and wait out of the IBM PC. (Source.)

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Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 11d

I suspect a lot of those people in the back have their fingers in their ears and their eyes shut tight while they hum real loud.

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Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 11d

It's not like we didn't already know that Republicans hate liberty, hate freedom of expression and want everyone not part of their just-us league to be their slaves or dead.

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Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 11d

If you wanna get a woman fully aroused and quickly, you use sorghum. More people should know this. It is the forgotten grain.

Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 11d

People gotta stop talking like this man

A tweet by thecindynoir reading

Corn. Not only has it warped their perception of the reality of secks and how long it takes women to become fully aroused, but it's also desensitized them from the arousal and attraction of a slow build up. Also corn has caused HELLA ED in men. Corn kills foreplay.

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Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 11d

October begins. It is that time again for zany witches taking control of your feet. >:P www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSkX...

Trick or Treat (1956)

YouTube video by Kalle Anka & C:o

www.youtube.com

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Reposted by Katrice Metaluna

✨Pʀɪɴᴄᴇss Kɪᴛᴛɪ🇮🇪✨ @princesskitti3.com · Aug 26

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Katrice Metaluna @katricemetaluna.bsky.social · 17d

It's a video game. Kinda plays like Rimworld but it's cute little rat people instead. The game turned out to be pretty complex with all its little details and intricacies.

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