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My name is Kristin. I’d rather go by KCK, though.
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I'm j-9.
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I love Legally Blonde.
I am a lawyer.
I am not blonde.
I am Jewish.
I am trickster 😈
I mean, I get it. I’m just an ass, a vagina, tits, and a womb to you.
Why does being called a ‘female’ as opposed to a woman feel like a veiled threat
So I’m making an Angelina Jolie triptych.
I make collages now, so if you have any magazines you wanna get rid of…..
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What if everyone who okayed legalizing gambling commercials got heinous diarrhea
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if I ever hold a panel on audio editing you know this image is gonna be part of the slideshow
Sexy Lana Del Rey. So…just Lana Del Rey, then?
bringing back my most viral tweet for spooky season
What a delusional take
okay grandpa, let's get you to bed
Oh is this the one you had to pay customs for jewelry?
TMI: I may be immune to periods, but I am not immune to period shits. 😫
A Fallout: New Vegas reference in a video about Cabbage Patch Kids? The algorithm DOES know me too well.
aWOOOOOOga!!! Where’d you get that bodysuit!
The “show me a permanent state of the self” tumblr post about the perceived insignificance of phases we go through as we age has stuck with me and keeps pushing me to make bolder aesthetic choices.
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every friend group has a Coıdemt, a Lergevhtiepsappe, a Guwht dade, and a Jalvodnre... if u don't know which one is the Jalvodnre... it's u 😂😂😂🤣
I’m always thinking “oh man, does this suck? Is this actually the worst movie in film history? I bet they’re reconsidering how much they trust my opinions now.”
Inventing a new word for when you excitedly invite your friends over to watch a horror movie they haven't seen before and then you realize the day of that it's a completely miserable, grueling experience
Is there a Real Housewives in cities of the UK?
Foucault in our Stars. Is this anything?
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3If anyone wants to sign them up for a Mormon visit, Scientology, or just have crap sent for the fun of it, here's ICE's address in #Pittsburgh
It’s funny that I expect the government to get back on its feet.
I’m not getting my SNAP benefits next month. Will they reimburse me when the government gets back on its feet?
Like…3? Idk I’m just a mouse.
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
Need someone with strong hands to open this ding dang bottle of cinnamon bun syrup for my coffee/hot chocolate.