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@kcktho.bsky.social

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kck @kcktho.bsky.social · Apr 25

Explain your @

My name is Kristin. I’d rather go by KCK, though.

Jay @jaynine.bsky.social · Apr 25

Explain your @
I'm j-9.

Yinzer, Esq. @legallyjewish.bsky.social · Apr 25

Explain your @

I love Legally Blonde.
I am a lawyer.
I am not blonde.
I am Jewish.

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kck @kcktho.bsky.social · 2h

I am trickster 😈

kck @kcktho.bsky.social · 2h

I mean, I get it. I’m just an ass, a vagina, tits, and a womb to you.

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kck @kcktho.bsky.social · 2h

Why does being called a ‘female’ as opposed to a woman feel like a veiled threat

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kck @kcktho.bsky.social · 3h

So I’m making an Angelina Jolie triptych.

kck @kcktho.bsky.social · 3d

I make collages now, so if you have any magazines you wanna get rid of…..

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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 18h

What if everyone who okayed legalizing gambling commercials got heinous diarrhea

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Kyrie Page @kyrie.scanlinemedia.com · 2d

if I ever hold a panel on audio editing you know this image is gonna be part of the slideshow

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kck @kcktho.bsky.social · 5h

Sexy Lana Del Rey. So…just Lana Del Rey, then?

lacey, infested with bears @byelacey.bsky.social · Sep 23

bringing back my most viral tweet for spooky season

kck @kcktho.bsky.social · 6h

What a delusional take

Earl Grey: 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 @earlgreymemes.club · 22h

okay grandpa, let's get you to bed

To understand this problem, first, you have to understand the demographics of Star Trek viewers. Trekkies are and always have been men. Women are not usually interested in science fiction, but that’s doubly true of Star Trek in particular.

I hear you, random guy who once knew some lady who watched every Voyager episode. I see you on Instagram, attractive girl cosplaying in Starfleet miniskirts. Unfortunately, you very cool Trek-girls are the exception, not the rule.

kck @kcktho.bsky.social · 6h

Oh is this the one you had to pay customs for jewelry?

kck @kcktho.bsky.social · 15h

TMI: I may be immune to periods, but I am not immune to period shits. 😫

kck @kcktho.bsky.social · 16h

A Fallout: New Vegas reference in a video about Cabbage Patch Kids? The algorithm DOES know me too well.

kck @kcktho.bsky.social · 18h

aWOOOOOOga!!! Where’d you get that bodysuit!

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kck @kcktho.bsky.social · 19h

The “show me a permanent state of the self” tumblr post about the perceived insignificance of phases we go through as we age has stuck with me and keeps pushing me to make bolder aesthetic choices.

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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 1d

every friend group has a Coıdemt, a Lergevhtiepsappe, a Guwht dade, and a Jalvodnre... if u don't know which one is the Jalvodnre... it's u 😂😂😂🤣

screencap from the horseshit AI game vid with prompt showing nonsense buttons and those works above an... AC unit?

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kck @kcktho.bsky.social · 22h

I’m always thinking “oh man, does this suck? Is this actually the worst movie in film history? I bet they’re reconsidering how much they trust my opinions now.”

Trevor Henderson 🍉(commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 1d

Inventing a new word for when you excitedly invite your friends over to watch a horror movie they haven't seen before and then you realize the day of that it's a completely miserable, grueling experience