Monj
@monjinator.bsky.social
There’s a place beyond the wormhole that only lovers know. She/Her not gay as in happy, queer as in fuck you
5 of my 10 ebook holds are like this now!!! 😱
Are ppl not reading during the snowpocalypse? Why are my library holds just piling up at between soon and 2-3 weeks
January 28, 2026 at 5:00 AM
5 of my 10 ebook holds are like this now!!! 😱
Based on what I am seeing, any attempt to stop whistles would be met with a level of malicious compliance akin to opening a portal from hell directly into your ears so 🤷🏻♀️
January 28, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Based on what I am seeing, any attempt to stop whistles would be met with a level of malicious compliance akin to opening a portal from hell directly into your ears so 🤷🏻♀️
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I post this link merely as a cultural curiosity and not so that anyone could print one if, say, whistles were banned. Obviously that would be wrong.
Who knew a retractable desktop vuvuzela is something we’d all want someday?
January 28, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I post this link merely as a cultural curiosity and not so that anyone could print one if, say, whistles were banned. Obviously that would be wrong.
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Bitch, do you really want people 3D printing vuvuzelas instead?
January 28, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Bitch, do you really want people 3D printing vuvuzelas instead?
Weird connection quality on the senate switchboard tonight and one time call didn’t go thru and I had to try again. Hopefully it’s because they’re getting an absolute deluge of calls
January 28, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Weird connection quality on the senate switchboard tonight and one time call didn’t go thru and I had to try again. Hopefully it’s because they’re getting an absolute deluge of calls
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I led a letter with the PA US House Democratic delegation calling on Pennsylvania’s two Senators to vote NO on the DHS funding bill. The legislation lacks the reforms and guardrails we need to protect American lives and liberties.
John Fetterman said he won’t vote against DHS funding. Every House Democrat from Pa. is urging him to change his mind
Fetterman has said he disagrees with 'many strategies and practices ICE deployed in Minneapolis' but rejects calls to defund ICE.
www.inquirer.com
January 28, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I led a letter with the PA US House Democratic delegation calling on Pennsylvania’s two Senators to vote NO on the DHS funding bill. The legislation lacks the reforms and guardrails we need to protect American lives and liberties.
Every time I make a meal kit meal with multiple components I’m like deaf god how do ppl do this more often
January 28, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Every time I make a meal kit meal with multiple components I’m like deaf god how do ppl do this more often
I cannot focus on annnnyyyyyything
January 27, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I cannot focus on annnnyyyyyything
Why does my end of my street barely look plowed? Wtf guys. The other end appears better??
January 27, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Why does my end of my street barely look plowed? Wtf guys. The other end appears better??
Are ppl not reading during the snowpocalypse? Why are my library holds just piling up at between soon and 2-3 weeks
January 27, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Are ppl not reading during the snowpocalypse? Why are my library holds just piling up at between soon and 2-3 weeks
I’m behind on my comics and my comic events and I’ve been seeing promo art for this Knock Out event but ummmm I didn’t realize it was to be crowned King Omega. I have absolutely no context what that means in universe but possible they should have consulted someone about it
January 27, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I’m behind on my comics and my comic events and I’ve been seeing promo art for this Knock Out event but ummmm I didn’t realize it was to be crowned King Omega. I have absolutely no context what that means in universe but possible they should have consulted someone about it
Great!!!
With the snow starting to come down again, there has been a dramatic increase in accidents and people getting stuck within the past 15 minutes.
January 27, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Great!!!
Wow I think all the anxiety I’ve been repressing for two days just hit at once 😬😬😬😬
January 27, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Wow I think all the anxiety I’ve been repressing for two days just hit at once 😬😬😬😬
Actually it’s the one where she says “I could peel you like a pear and god himself would call it justice” and 5 minutes later she’s telling him what it was like to fuck his dad. #TheLionInWinter
Is there any scene in cinema better than the one in Phillip’s bedroom? #TheLionInWinter
January 27, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Actually it’s the one where she says “I could peel you like a pear and god himself would call it justice” and 5 minutes later she’s telling him what it was like to fuck his dad. #TheLionInWinter
What if you showed this family heated rivalry #TheLionInWinter
January 27, 2026 at 2:09 AM
What if you showed this family heated rivalry #TheLionInWinter
Is there any scene in cinema better than the one in Phillip’s bedroom? #TheLionInWinter
January 27, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Is there any scene in cinema better than the one in Phillip’s bedroom? #TheLionInWinter
Timothy Dalton should have had more of a career playing catty gay assholes.
January 27, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Timothy Dalton should have had more of a career playing catty gay assholes.
Oh my god I picked up a stack of dishes and realized my forearms are secretly sore bc they didn’t hurt until I tried to pick something up 😂😂😂 snow is thr worst
January 27, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Oh my god I picked up a stack of dishes and realized my forearms are secretly sore bc they didn’t hurt until I tried to pick something up 😂😂😂 snow is thr worst
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The Atlantic is reporting that Greg Bovino is being demoted and pushed into retirement: www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Greg Bovino Loses His Job
The Border Patrol chief has been ousted from his role as “commander at large,” and will return to El Centro.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:06 AM
The Atlantic is reporting that Greg Bovino is being demoted and pushed into retirement: www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Screaming “WHY IS IT SNOWING AGAIN” at my bathroom window
January 26, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Screaming “WHY IS IT SNOWING AGAIN” at my bathroom window
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imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
January 26, 2026 at 3:36 AM
imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
Why are there semi urgent work tasks when I just want to lay down
a woman in a blue and white dress is laying on the floor with the words she 's not dead she 's just having
ALT: a woman in a blue and white dress is laying on the floor with the words she 's not dead she 's just having
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Why are there semi urgent work tasks when I just want to lay down
Oh perfect
January 26, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Oh perfect
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Pam Bondi's letter to Minnesota on Saturday demanding the state's voter rolls is now showing up in court:
JUDGE: “It concerns me that Attorney General Bondi’s letter cites three things that are the subject of pending litigation before this court,” referring to the District of Minnesota.
"Is the executive trying to achieve a goal through force that it can't achieve through the Courts?"
"Is the executive trying to achieve a goal through force that it can't achieve through the Courts?"
January 26, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Pam Bondi's letter to Minnesota on Saturday demanding the state's voter rolls is now showing up in court: