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Monj

@monjinator.bsky.social

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There’s a place beyond the wormhole that only lovers know. She/Her not gay as in happy, queer as in fuck you

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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 20h

SPEEAD THE RUMORS FARTHER

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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 20h

I miss livejournal in general. I miss making custom f-lock lists, and mood icons and communities.

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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 20h

Smoking and spreading rumors 😂😂

Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 21h

Downtown. Second Ave Commons - Caller says that some lady is outside smoking and spreading rumors. Caller doesn't like this.

Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 21h

😍😍😍😍😍😍

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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 23h

After Trump got his Covid shot, he chose to fire the scientists protecting the rest of us from diseases.

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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 23h

Struggling to balance my four humors (caffeine, sugar, decongestants, excedrin)

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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 1d

When you have a 19 hour audiobook on a 21 day hold and it’s like okay. We gotta be disciplined about this

Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 1d

Also like the mere existence of this means enough ppl buy it to make it worthwhile???? 😬

Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 1d

WHATS EVEN THE POINT HERE

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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 1d

I am constantly some kind of background NPC in the extremely weird lives of this neighborhoods kids. Just passed one on one of those skateboards that’s like skinny in the middle? And I s2g he shouted HEH MACARENA right as he hit a curb and bit the dust

Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 1d

NAP BETRAYAL. up there with French fry betrayal on list of worst betrayals

Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 1d

The children yearn to fuck around and find out

Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 1d

East Hills. Wilner Drive. Caller says that kids are throwing rocks at a beehive. Caller has concerns.

Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 1d

I’m gonna keep going bc he usually delivers a payoff but I am for sure not speeding thru this one

Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 1d

I was really looking forward to the Buffalo Hunter Hunter but it is draaaaaaggging to start

Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah like should have kept a hand on him until you got a harness on him 😂 Sherman is ungovernable!!

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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 2d

It was the third time that really took me out 😂😂😂

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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 2d

The library holds rn

a man in a green shirt is surrounded by a bunch of stuffed animals

ALT: a man in a green shirt is surrounded by a bunch of stuffed animals

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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 2d

It’s the time of year for me to start eyeing my LOTR extended edition DVDs 😂

Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 2d

SHERMAN!!!

Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 2d

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this TikTok since yesterday. Sherman was stressing those ladies out.

AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 2d

sherman, for the love of god!

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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 2d

This foot peel is gonna be so epic once it starts

Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 2d

I can’t believe it’s only Thursday??? What do you mean I have to work tomorrow????????

Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 2d

Horror fiends mark your calendars for Spoiled Milk by Avery Curran, coming out in March. What a fucking romp

Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 2d

Remember when our thirds jerseys were baby blue and cursed? #Pens

Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 2d

Oh my god I just got an ad that was like “did you like to play city builder games as a kid?” Well you can do that irl by joining the engineering union where we have great union benefits and job training 😂 I love it

Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 2d

Oh BOY