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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚

@keilantra.bsky.social

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SFF author, world-builder, dungeon master, chaotic neutral bisexual, snarky hedge witch, dogs AND cats, she/her (I ❤️ antiheroes) 💙📚🌈🚀💫 https://linktr.ee/tamiolsen

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · May 19

Oh hi. Did you know I wrote TWO fantasy crime novels?

Lose yourself in a sprawling fantasy city with a literal criminal underground, and follow the thief Gray’s misadventures and shenanigans as he becomes the hero despite himself.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 6h

One of my players just wrested the Sword of Kas from the vampire himself. Next session should be interesting. 😈

T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 14h

Thanks! It makes me so happy!

T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 14h

If push comes to shove I’ll get out my kitchen ladder, lol.

T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 14h

Maybe some hanging ones, hehe.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 14h

Thanks! 😊 It makes me so happy.

T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 16h

I may have gotten a little carried away with the plants, but the window was begging for it.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 5d

Aww. Little Bit and the Old Man.

An orange cat and a black kitten cuddling

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 6d

Damn turkey traffic jam today. Wiggling their butts running down the road in front of me.

Wild turkies running down the gravel road

T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 6d

Little Bit makes it awfully hard to write. Apparently all the times are kitten times.

Black kitten laying on my arm while I try to use my mouse

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 8d

“and if you wish to see a virgin on screen” 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 8d

Such a good boy!

T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 8d

How dare you place this rabbit hole in my path? 😅

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 8d

Dreamt that I was Harry Potter after Hogwarts and I had to stop the evil wizard Rowling by battling her mutated henchman Laura Loomer in a crowded crab shack gift shop. Everyone was cheering for me and the Loomer was doing a video game roar in the background as I hugged Olivander and told him to run

T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 8d

He has to keep all those corporate farms happy. I doubt the family farms will get any of that help anyway. And certainly not in time for it to matter.

T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 8d

a black cat with yellow eyes and pink paws is waving

Alt: a black cat with yellow eyes and pink paws is making biscuits

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 8d

It was a long and arduous quest, but I found one yea. 🤣

T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 8d

😅 That’s why my doctor made me promise not to search health related things on the internet and to message her instead.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 10d

It’s so hard to get up and go back to work when a kitten is sleeping sprawled across your chest and purring like a chainsaw.

T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 11d

Thanks. It was exhausting, and I wish I could have taken today off!

T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 11d

I can only assume the fact that everyone is getting better to be because of black cat good fortune!

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 11d

What a chaotic weekend… one of my daughter’s cats was hit by a car and broke its hip (hopefully on the mend), we got baby Hades, took my MIL to the ER with a big leg wound because her garden cart ran over her after it got stuck, and this morning my Aussie had a seizure so she’s in my office with me.

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 12d

He… does look a little bit evil when he does this…

The name Hades really fits him. 😅

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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 12d

Beautiful voids!

T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 12d

They are so different and yet both are gluttons for attention.

T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚 @keilantra.bsky.social · 12d

Gnar was finally willing to let Hades get close today. Such a huge difference in size between 22 pounds of part Maine Coone and mere ounces of boneless kitten soup.

Big orange cat, little black cat, playing on the rug

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