T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚
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T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚
@keilantra.bsky.social
SFF author, world-builder, dungeon master, chaotic neutral bisexual, snarky hedge witch, dogs AND cats, she/her (I ❤️ antiheroes)

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https://linktr.ee/tamiolsen
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Toss a coin to your author!

I have three books available now. A Farscapesque space opera, and a fantasy crime duology.

My stories have snarky found families and deep character moments, humor and action, and an easy reading style.

Please support indie this holiday season!

linktr.ee/tamiolsen
Someone needs to show me how to BookTok, because I’m old and full of ADHD and stress.
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Our family (both sides) does potluck Thanksgiving, and I’m not hosting either side this year, so I’m not cooking turkey… I feel like I need to cook a turkey dinner… maybe my DnD group wants a turkey dinner…
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
So do I have to find a real turkey to pose with my new book for Thanksgiving marketing or can I do one of those handprint things on construction paper?
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’m an American author but right now 75% of my sales are from the UK for my newest book. 😅 You folks really love your sci-fi!
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Cherish the storyteller, the artist, the musician… because when you feel like you’re at the end, they will restore hope, ignite hearts, and soothe souls.
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Toss a coin to your author!

I have three books available now. A Farscapesque space opera, and a fantasy crime duology.

My stories have snarky found families and deep character moments, humor and action, and an easy reading style.

Please support indie this holiday season!

linktr.ee/tamiolsen
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Life is too short to not dance in the store when Piano Man comes on the ambient music machine.
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Fun fact about my newest book

💫📚Chasing the White Rabbit📚💫

My working title for a LONG time was Voyage of the Fluffy Bunny. And the repressed 10-year-old in my soul tried to convince me to leave it that in protest of anything remotely serious.
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Not a ton of time for self-promo lately, but . . . here are my books! Two of them! Whole books with themes and characters and shit--they even have beginnings, middles, and ends!
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Finally got into the chiropractor so she could unjam my shoulder blade. Now the sharp pain is a much larger general ache. The ice pack and the heating pad are my best friends.
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Chasing the White Rabbit is now live!

It's a character driven space opera with a Farscape/Firefly feel and a nod to Alice in Wonderland. Fall in love with this chaotic band of misfits!

Find it on the Zon, and it will be available soon at other sources as well!

books2read.com/u/4ANMwq
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Birthday girl all tuckered out.
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Humom, why have you paused the movie?
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Ok I have given up on getting a good pic. She’s too happy with the lovely weather out today and won’t sit still, so this is what you get. Aussie with impatient side-eye.

Happy 8th birthday Maggie Moo! ❤️🐶
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I am celebrating the release of Chasing the White Rabbit by making shepherd’s pie from scratch for lunch and whining about the rib under my shoulder blade that’s twisted out of place. Also trying to get a good pic of my Aussie.
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I'm so happy to announce that my next book--a sci-fi space opera--is grinding away in the bowels of the Zon and will be available in (checks empty wrist) less than 72 hours. Soon it will be available in other places as well!

I can't wait for you to meet Aen and Rillen!
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I found my pirate flag.
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
November 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
We’ve taught our black kitten Hades to do “uppies” so he stretches up his paws on our leg to be picked up.

This was only a good idea until we weren’t wearing long pants.
November 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
*Internet goes out at work*

Heck yeah! Break time!

*Internet comes back 3 minutes later*

The world isn’t fair.
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
On today’s episode of You Watched Too Much Critical Role:

Ashley Johnson turned into a cat and came to our DnD game and it went too late so she told me to call Matt Mercer and ask if she could stay over, but I was worried if I did he’d think I kidnapped her.
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I interrupted his nap. It’s his bed now.
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Story prompt:

There are two gods inside him, and the one that breaks free is the one he gives into first.
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My son has been playing Minecraft again and told me to install it and we’d hop on a server world together and apparently I had to start a new account. I promptly put my username as Grandma_Boozy and hit enter before my adult voices noticed so now I guess that’s Minecraft me. Grandma_Boozy.
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Time to clean my kitchen and prep for homemade pizza night for dnd. Everyone gets their own pie tin pizza to top and bake!
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM