T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈 📚
@keilantra.bsky.social
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SFF author, world-builder, dungeon master, chaotic neutral bisexual, snarky hedge witch, dogs AND cats, she/her (I ❤️ antiheroes) 💙📚🌈🚀💫 https://linktr.ee/tamiolsen
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Oh hi. Did you know I wrote TWO fantasy crime novels?

Lose yourself in a sprawling fantasy city with a literal criminal underground, and follow the thief Gray’s misadventures and shenanigans as he becomes the hero despite himself.

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Shadows of Old Town Black Hand of Sangarie
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I may have gotten a little carried away with the plants, but the window was begging for it.
Kitchen window with lots of plants
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Damn turkey traffic jam today. Wiggling their butts running down the road in front of me.
Wild turkies running down the gravel road
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Little Bit makes it awfully hard to write. Apparently all the times are kitten times.
Black kitten laying on my arm while I try to use my mouse
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“and if you wish to see a virgin on screen” 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
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How dare you place this rabbit hole in my path? 😅
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Dreamt that I was Harry Potter after Hogwarts and I had to stop the evil wizard Rowling by battling her mutated henchman Laura Loomer in a crowded crab shack gift shop. Everyone was cheering for me and the Loomer was doing a video game roar in the background as I hugged Olivander and told him to run
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He has to keep all those corporate farms happy. I doubt the family farms will get any of that help anyway. And certainly not in time for it to matter.
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It was a long and arduous quest, but I found one yea. 🤣
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😅 That’s why my doctor made me promise not to search health related things on the internet and to message her instead.
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It’s so hard to get up and go back to work when a kitten is sleeping sprawled across your chest and purring like a chainsaw.
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Thanks. It was exhausting, and I wish I could have taken today off!
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I can only assume the fact that everyone is getting better to be because of black cat good fortune!
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What a chaotic weekend… one of my daughter’s cats was hit by a car and broke its hip (hopefully on the mend), we got baby Hades, took my MIL to the ER with a big leg wound because her garden cart ran over her after it got stuck, and this morning my Aussie had a seizure so she’s in my office with me.
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He… does look a little bit evil when he does this…

The name Hades really fits him. 😅
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They are so different and yet both are gluttons for attention.
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Gnar was finally willing to let Hades get close today. Such a huge difference in size between 22 pounds of part Maine Coone and mere ounces of boneless kitten soup.
Big orange cat, little black cat, playing on the rug
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The newest addition to the family. Still deciding on a name. We finally got our little black kitten.
Black cat stalking Black cat climbing Black cat playing Black cat walking
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I’m now sitting on a lawn chair in the middle of my yard for the last 15 minutes of my lunch and hoping the wind carries my stress away
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Trying to dream up an idea for a sci-fi book cover that pays a bit of homage to the 60s-70s style but looks more modern and doesn’t have a ship on it but is space themed. 😵‍💫 #booksky