Keith Houston
@keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social
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Voice Actor! Rep: Dean Panaro Talent; Stars the Agency. Musician | Singer | DJ | Karaoke Carnival Barker | Icelandic Horse Viking Metal Circus Ringleader At-home Studio | Remote, On-Site Available [email protected] www.keithhoustonvoices.com
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“Bluesky is an echo chamber because no one wants to hear my fatuous contrarian braying” is certainly a take.
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Bachelorette party Swift sing-a-long
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

Manuscript lost in fire.
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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Check avail fell through.
profgabriele.com
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

Manuscript lost in fire.
impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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priscillapage.bsky.social
Diane Keaton in her Manhattan apartment with Buster, an Abyssinian, photographed by Jill Krementz in 1977
black & white photograph of young Diane Keaton smiling and standing next to a white refrigerator in a barren-looking kitchen. her cat Buster is crouched on top of the fridge playing with/swatting her hair in the upper right hand corner. she's wearing a long skinny white scarf with a dot-grid pattern, a high-neck white blouse with an ascot/kerchief around the neck, and a black blazer/skirt or blazer dress over what looks like a vest
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No, no, precious Andrew, it is saying that you are an unctuous toad, and no one likes you.
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It’s time to start pulling away from the internet, when a video of squirrels jumping on a trampoline causes a deep crisis of existentialism, and dread about what potential simulacra will drive us all to ruin.
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Overwhelmed with a sort of sadness. The tech bros have even ruined the simple joy of watching a clip of a cute animal doing a silly thing. Now, instead of laughing, I have to question its‘ authenticity. why must they rob everything of wonder?
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"I am the default human experience" is a poisonous mindset
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Picked up the Ambergris trilogy, brilliant stuff, so much I had to buy the first book, because I was excited to read several pages of a fictional(?) bibliography.
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Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms

“If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes.”
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Discworld QOTD, from The Wee Free Men
Tiffany was on the whole quite a truthful person, but it seemed to her that there were times when things didn’t divide easily into ‘true’ and ‘false’, but instead could be ‘things that people needed to know at the moment’ and ‘things that they didn’t need to know at the moment’.
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I saw some hate for it recently, and was confused. such an awesome cast!
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You and I are mortal enemies. team horse will prevail.
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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The use of the Blood Incantation album art is 🤌
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Pleeeeeease tell me how to find this person. i have to share this.
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Surrounded by oligarch stenographers.
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Trump is the culmination, not the genesis.
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Spotify is trash, but the algorithm has been very gracious with matching me with some good songs for my artist page radio. Thank you, robot!
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Keith Houston Radio
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If you want a true brain explosion, listen to Jim Steinman songs and Ken Russell films back to back.