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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 3d

I got a really fun collab(Kellab if you will) idea

Group shot of all current Kellerbee models(ChiBee, Cursed Keller, KellerSock, KellerBee, Crayon Keller)

The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 26d

I am getting on the right side of history and I want to be very clear that I am pro Robot Marriage.

Also I am sorry for using the word robot. I am sure it will eventually become a slur but for now its all we have.

The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · 26d

As much as I miss twitter. Musk still owns it and Musk is still a Nazi.

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · Aug 18

I love reading YouTube comments

Screenshot of an exchange in YouTube comments
Scottielover: I loved this TV show.
InspirationalHorseShoe: No you didn't
Scottielover: WTF do you know?
InspirationalHorseShoe: I know that you don't love this TV show

The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · Aug 7

It's finally time to debut my new Vtuber Model!

Will be live on twitch.tv/thekellerbee tonight with it. Will show off the toggles and then switch to an as of yet undecided game.

Preview image with a close up of the new models eyes and the text "New Model Debut Tonight 7:30PM CST"

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🍁💀Lich Queen Gael💀🍁🎃 @gaelfox.bsky.social · Jul 15

I will live my truth and so will Withers

[ #TheGaellery #comic #baldursgate3 #standupforundeadtiddies ]

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · Jul 11

"Can I get extra pickles?"

What I mean: I would like a pickle in each bite

What they hear: One bite will be all pickles

The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · Jul 9

In case I ever forgot to, I'm going to just real quick close some parentheses, quotations, and the like.

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · Jun 24

beep beep beep

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TV’s Kevin Lanigan @tvskevinlanigan.bsky.social · Jun 24

On my YouTube channel, you can watch my films, listen to Run The Julias & Girlstourage, AND get two MAJOR drops this Friday. I would consider subscribing! youtube.com/@kevinlaniga...

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · Jun 3

I don't deserve this.

Captain Picard with the text "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is Getting an upset tummy from eating oatmeal"

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · May 21

This podcast episode was a big contributor in me getting my video done because I mistakenly plugged it on here without realizing Kevin's editing speed.

It's also a funny podcast I did with my friend

TV’s Kevin Lanigan @tvskevinlanigan.bsky.social · May 21

Run the Julias is back! Talking The Ant Bully with @kellerbee.bsky.social! Also what bugs are hottest? Also also I spent months making a You Must Remember This parody open.spotify.com/episode/1zhy...

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🍁💀Lich Queen Gael💀🍁🎃 @gaelfox.bsky.social · May 19

After months of planning and hard work, my buddy @kellerbee.bsky.social has proven something incredible: you CAN beat #Pokémon by *simply doing nothing*. How did he do it? Give his journey a watch here!!

youtu.be/D6whGlpTTOk?...

Can You Beat Pokemon Without Moves?

YouTube video by The KellerBee

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · May 19

New Video
youtu.be/D6whGlpTTOk

Can You Beat Pokemon Without Moves?

YouTube video by The KellerBee

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · May 12

@gaelfox.bsky.social I am making some stew and have come to get blessings from the soup queen herself.

Please bless my crockpot.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · May 8

I’m seeing a lot of outrage about this story but honestly it’s preferable to the old way of doing this which was both disrespectful of the deceased and traumatising for the puppeteer

Man speaks to killer from beyond the grave in Arizona courtroom through Al video

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Joey Schultz @josephmschultz.bsky.social · May 1

"You have a voice for podcasting" (compliment)

"You sound like you have a podcast" (devastating insult)

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The KellerBee @kellerbee.bsky.social · May 1

Billionaires are evil but let's not forget that they are also objectively losers.

Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · May 1

Mark Zuckerberg says Meta's chatbots will supplement your real friends: "The average American has fewer than 3 friends ... but has demand for ... 15 friends" (h/t x.com/romanhelmetg...)