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Kevin Gates @kevingates.bsky.social · 7h

Just got a phishing text that just said "I miss you." That might work on some people, but NOBODY MISSES ME, CHUMP

Kevin Gates @kevingates.bsky.social · 9d

I have a couple of other things that also addle my brain on this - 5150 is also a Van Halen album and an amp named after Eddie Van Halen, and of course, Levi's 501 jeans. My brain is mush.

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Kevin Gates @kevingates.bsky.social · 14d

Yeah, someone should definitely become obsessed with this

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Found a guy that did my name before me @davidbutlin.bsky.social · Sep 26

I’m not middle aged, I’m peri geriatric

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Kevin Gates @kevingates.bsky.social · Sep 16

My wife took my daughter to see Descendants Versis Zombies tonight... kiddo is crying like it's 1964 and she's seeing The Beatles.

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Kevin Gates @kevingates.bsky.social · Sep 9

Very cool

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Kevin Gates @kevingates.bsky.social · Sep 9

Couldn't repel even a minimal medieval army

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Kevin Gates @kevingates.bsky.social · Sep 7

And these fries are the body of the Hamburgler

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Kevin Gates @kevingates.bsky.social · Sep 2

Preparing a post, and pre-planned a plotz

Kevin Gates @kevingates.bsky.social · Sep 2

You pre-planned a plotz?

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Kevin Gates @kevingates.bsky.social · Aug 31

Once again I am imploring Blue Sky to change its terminology, because unless there is also a fire, Rudy Giuliani is in no way "hot."

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Kevin Gates @kevingates.bsky.social · Aug 31

But the doctor IS the monster, isn't he?

Kevin Gates @kevingates.bsky.social · Aug 27

One more thing I never knew I didn't want

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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · Aug 15

Quiznos? Cosi? Subway? Jimmy John's? Jersey Mike's? Any sub shop I visit from this day forward will be judged not only on the taste & value of its sandwiches, but their weight, velocity, & stability of their wrapping.

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Kevin Gates @kevingates.bsky.social · Aug 16

At least you don't have to worry about traveling with your air guitar

Kevin Gates @kevingates.bsky.social · Aug 14

Restore what in our shared what, now?

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Kevin Gates @kevingates.bsky.social · Aug 14

That guitar... IYKYK. Really want one in TV Yellow.

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Kevin Gates @kevingates.bsky.social · Aug 14

Great work. This book is so good that I literally had to read parts of it out loud to people. Absolutely beautiful.

Kevin Gates @kevingates.bsky.social · Aug 9

You say there's a solution but you haven't told me what the problem is yet

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Kevin Gates @kevingates.bsky.social · Aug 8

Definitely could hurt you, about 45 minutes after you eat it

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Kevin Gates @kevingates.bsky.social · Aug 8

We've gotta work on this terminology - blue sky is saying that Andrew Cuomo is "hot" and I cannot accept this

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Kevin Gates @kevingates.bsky.social · Aug 7

Just doing a little reading on Roman mime and was reminded of "necesse est multos timeat quem multi timent" - he whom many fear must fear many. Some things never go out of style.

Kevin Gates @kevingates.bsky.social · Aug 2

Such a great show.

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Kevin Gates @kevingates.bsky.social · Aug 1

I don't mean to brag, but I just got an invitation to Financial Services' quarterly updates webinar. Don't be jealous.

Kevin Gates @kevingates.bsky.social · Jul 30

I hate to give Winston Churchill too much credit, but I think he was right when he said “Americans can always be trusted to do the right thing, once all other possibilities have been exhausted.”

We've pretty much exhausted all the other possibilities at this point, right?

a cartoon of homer simpson and his family in a car with the words are we there yet

ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson and his family in a car with the words are we there yet

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