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Had Tori Amos actually met someone that was a professional widow, or did she just like the idea?
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Ah it’s the return of The School Run Storm I see ☔️
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Think the bank is coming on to me
December 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Cloudflare again but back now. Call that an outage? We know you can do better
Has someone broke the internet again?
December 5, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Has someone broke the internet again?
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Not often I find news that really resonates with me
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Get a tiny Nick Knowles for your radiator?
December 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Festive Toastie Evolution: Add ham, rebutter bread after toasting ✅
Festive Toastie Evolution: Lather 1 slice in Cranberry sauce before toasting. Add stuffing. Make gravy so thick you have to spoon it on ✅
Today’s toastie: roast turkey, roast potato, carrot, parsnip, cranberry sauce, gravy
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Jesus, that’s not the news I needed today
December 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Right I’m calling it: bedtime 🥱
December 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
12,000 lay offs in the Omnicom IPG merger if the internet is to be believed 💀
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Festive Toastie Evolution: Lather 1 slice in Cranberry sauce before toasting. Add stuffing. Make gravy so thick you have to spoon it on ✅
Today’s toastie: roast turkey, roast potato, carrot, parsnip, cranberry sauce, gravy
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Hark The Herald Angels on tin pan drums outside Poundland Kings Heath just now - VIBES 🎅🏻 🕺🏼
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Do you ever wonder what happened to Finley Quaye - well I did and I wish I hadn’t found out
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 AM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled is actually not branding his delivery vehicles
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Sorry, I can’t make it I’m eating then
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Tuesday
December 2, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Today’s toastie: roast turkey, roast potato, carrot, parsnip, cranberry sauce, gravy
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Bluesky I’ve come to a real shopping centre by mistake, send help
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
We Out Here 🎄
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Do you (a) buy good wine to mull because it matters? or (b) buy cheap wine to mull because god knows nothing will survive heating and spices?
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Lidl app commands me to attend store today 🙇🏼 #thelidl
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 AM
”It takes a lot for me to say this” [It doesn’t, I podcast]
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Bluesky’s favourite things:
1. Home baking pic
2. Sunset pic
3. Sunrise pic
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Some of you stay up so late, like eternal teenagers 💪🏻
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 AM