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Kevin
@kevinpalmer.bsky.social
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I am a co-founder, hockey player, #Sabres fan, bad golfer, food lover, and pop culture savant. Single dad of an eight-year-old.
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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 15h
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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 15h
The Sabres surpassed everyone’s predictions in this thread with two more games to go and I’m going to guess the ain’t mad about it.
kevinpalmer.bsky.social Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 9d
With the win last night, the Sabres are 1-3. Their next six games are:

Florida
Montreal
Detroit
Toronto x2
Columbus

What do you think their record will be for the first ten games of the season?
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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 3d
Maybe... just maybe... He needs to keep skating in order for the Earth to keep spinning. He is our Desmond from Lost.
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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 3d
Do you think you two drove past each other?
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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 6d
Oh no Geertsen might be out for a bit.
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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 6d
Marchand is such a classless cunt
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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 9d
With the win last night, the Sabres are 1-3. Their next six games are:

Florida
Montreal
Detroit
Toronto x2
Columbus

What do you think their record will be for the first ten games of the season?
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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 9d
79-3 Sabres… probably
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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 9d
From the Pk on the Sabres have absolutely been flying, hitting everything, and just playing with aggression. Just fast and hard hockey. Hope to see it continue.
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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 9d
Sabres have showen more effort in the last minute than they have all season.
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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 9d
I mean… I’ll take that Sabres goal, garbage or not. They needed it.
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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 9d
How could I forget those valuable contributions and the girlfriend replacement sex bots?
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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 9d
Fuck you guys, AI is used for a lot of important things like sending spam marketing emails that barely make sense, writing shitty Google ads, and crafting garbage content for websites.

How dare you insult this innovator and all the awesome things it has brought?
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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 11d
Still standing by my Sabres team prediction for the season.
kevinpalmer.bsky.social Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 13d
How do I think the Sabres season is going to go? On the way home from Boston the team plane is going to crash in a remote area of the Catskills. A horrible storm combined with a malfunctioning black box makes them impossible to find.
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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 11d
a close up of a man 's face with the words " don 't give me hope "
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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 11d
Didn’t realize she owned the Titans
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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 11d
Cheaper option for sure.
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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 11d
Sabres cleaning up on those coaches challenges, at least we have that going for us.
a man wearing a camouflage hat says so i got that going for me
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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 11d
Maybe I can get a lobotomy and just function like Cam Skattebo. He seems happy.
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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 11d
I'm on the treadmill, so I'm trapped. Another 15 minutes.
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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 11d
Oh cool... Timmins is hurt now.
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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 11d
I didn't expect them to beat Colorado, but I also didn't think we'd see them go 0-3 to start the year and have half the team on IR. They are just going to dig themselves a hole that will be impossible to get out of.
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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 11d
two cartoon characters standing next to each other with the words " a distinct aftertaste of toxic waste "
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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 11d
I am sure they would cite that they have four starters out, which can't really help. It's just so brutal.
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Kevin @kevinpalmer.bsky.social · 11d
I usually wait like ten games before I start forming opinions about the Sabres and how the season is going to go. It's fucking bleak right now.
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