Kevin
@kevinpalmer.bsky.social
I am a co-founder, hockey player, #Sabres fan, bad golfer, food lover, and pop culture savant. Single dad of an eight-year-old.
Losing to the Sabres made the Oilers and Canucks make trades. Who would the Sabres have to lose to in order to spur something in that organization?
December 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Losing to the Sabres made the Oilers and Canucks make trades. Who would the Sabres have to lose to in order to spur something in that organization?
The NHL is on crazy pills today
December 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The NHL is on crazy pills today
The thing about the Trump administration is that they have shown that you can just say, "Fuck you, no," and simply not do something. It's like that stage with a 2 or 3-year-old when they learn the word "no" and just refuse to get dressed or put their shoes on.
It's comical to see adults do it.
It's comical to see adults do it.
December 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The thing about the Trump administration is that they have shown that you can just say, "Fuck you, no," and simply not do something. It's like that stage with a 2 or 3-year-old when they learn the word "no" and just refuse to get dressed or put their shoes on.
It's comical to see adults do it.
It's comical to see adults do it.
What’s Ostlund doing in Rochester tonight?
Oh…. Three points already
Oh…. Three points already
December 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
What’s Ostlund doing in Rochester tonight?
Oh…. Three points already
Oh…. Three points already
I bet the over can they get UPL from the press box in the third?
December 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I bet the over can they get UPL from the press box in the third?
I’m excited to see that Lindy is getting fed up about the three goalies. Hope this is the next Sabres practice.
the joker is standing in front of a pool table holding a bat .
ALT: the joker is standing in front of a pool table holding a bat .
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I’m excited to see that Lindy is getting fed up about the three goalies. Hope this is the next Sabres practice.
Maybe put a spy on Herbert? 🤷♂️
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Maybe put a spy on Herbert? 🤷♂️
UPL Goals Saved Above Expected rankings:
This season: 56th
Last season: 90th
23-24: 19th
22-23: 87th
21-22: 50th
He had a couple of good months and has been dogshit beyond that. Move him.
This season: 56th
Last season: 90th
23-24: 19th
22-23: 87th
21-22: 50th
He had a couple of good months and has been dogshit beyond that. Move him.
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM
UPL Goals Saved Above Expected rankings:
This season: 56th
Last season: 90th
23-24: 19th
22-23: 87th
21-22: 50th
He had a couple of good months and has been dogshit beyond that. Move him.
This season: 56th
Last season: 90th
23-24: 19th
22-23: 87th
21-22: 50th
He had a couple of good months and has been dogshit beyond that. Move him.
.773 save %. And he was pissed he wasn’t getting enough starts to make the Finnish Olympic team? Fuck all the way off with your candy corn ass mouth.
December 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
.773 save %. And he was pissed he wasn’t getting enough starts to make the Finnish Olympic team? Fuck all the way off with your candy corn ass mouth.
I hope everyone that posted their UPL apology forms when he had a good three week run has jammed them so far up their asses. I hate the Sabres so much right now.
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I hope everyone that posted their UPL apology forms when he had a good three week run has jammed them so far up their asses. I hate the Sabres so much right now.
I don’t want to hear about how the Sabres dumping one of their goalies is poor asset management. Because …they suck.
December 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I don’t want to hear about how the Sabres dumping one of their goalies is poor asset management. Because …they suck.
Sanders looked good yesterday. And it’s an obvious improvement over his first few games but it was also against the worst or maybe second worst team in the league. So maybe let’s temper the reactions a bit.
December 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Sanders looked good yesterday. And it’s an obvious improvement over his first few games but it was also against the worst or maybe second worst team in the league. So maybe let’s temper the reactions a bit.
I hope the Sabres battle and come back but holy shit when this team implodes they go all out.
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I hope the Sabres battle and come back but holy shit when this team implodes they go all out.
Excited for everyone to post their Spotify lists so I can shit on their fun and remind them that it's the platform that paid Joe Rogan and continues to run ICE ads. So therefore they are fascists.
Number one rule of BlueSky, don't let anyone enjoy anything.... ever.
Number one rule of BlueSky, don't let anyone enjoy anything.... ever.
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Excited for everyone to post their Spotify lists so I can shit on their fun and remind them that it's the platform that paid Joe Rogan and continues to run ICE ads. So therefore they are fascists.
Number one rule of BlueSky, don't let anyone enjoy anything.... ever.
Number one rule of BlueSky, don't let anyone enjoy anything.... ever.
"Luke Osburn (Buffalo Sabres), meanwhile, was USA’s most noticeable defender at the World Junior Summer Showcase, and I’ve liked him in college."
As a Sabres fan, you have to love that. Ziemer gets a mention, and Kleber is included on the projected roster.
As a Sabres fan, you have to love that. Ziemer gets a mention, and Kleber is included on the projected roster.
Breaking down USA's #WorldJuniors selection camp roster.
Lineup projection, schedule, notable omissions and more:
www.dailyfaceoff.com/news/breakin...
Lineup projection, schedule, notable omissions and more:
www.dailyfaceoff.com/news/breakin...
Breaking down USA’s 2026 World Junior Championship selection camp roster
USA is looking to become just the third nation to win gold for the third consecutive year.
www.dailyfaceoff.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
"Luke Osburn (Buffalo Sabres), meanwhile, was USA’s most noticeable defender at the World Junior Summer Showcase, and I’ve liked him in college."
As a Sabres fan, you have to love that. Ziemer gets a mention, and Kleber is included on the projected roster.
As a Sabres fan, you have to love that. Ziemer gets a mention, and Kleber is included on the projected roster.
After consulting my mentors and praying on it, I have decided to get a breakfast sandwich from a fast food restaurant after dropping my kid off at school this morning.
I prayed on it, and God told me it was the right thing to do.
(Wow, Lane, it really CAN be used for anything.)
I prayed on it, and God told me it was the right thing to do.
(Wow, Lane, it really CAN be used for anything.)
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
After consulting my mentors and praying on it, I have decided to get a breakfast sandwich from a fast food restaurant after dropping my kid off at school this morning.
I prayed on it, and God told me it was the right thing to do.
(Wow, Lane, it really CAN be used for anything.)
I prayed on it, and God told me it was the right thing to do.
(Wow, Lane, it really CAN be used for anything.)
Sabres fans for the last decade and a half.
It can *always* get worse!
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Sabres fans for the last decade and a half.
Very well played.
“A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms. Enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? … Baseball!”
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Very well played.
Hard Knocks in season is the NFC East? Did anyone tell the Giants?
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Hard Knocks in season is the NFC East? Did anyone tell the Giants?
Man United should be relegated automatically after this game
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Man United should be relegated automatically after this game
What the hell
"It is, by the letter of the law, a red card."
The studio crew breaks down Idrissa Gana Gueye's shocking sending off for a clash with Michael Keane.
The studio crew breaks down Idrissa Gana Gueye's shocking sending off for a clash with Michael Keane.
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
What the hell
Multiple things can be true at once:
-People need to pump the brakes about a guy who completed 11 passes against one of the worst teams
-Sanders should get the start next week
-The coaching staff has looked like a bunch of piss babies
-He did get forced onto their roster, and it is a distraction
-People need to pump the brakes about a guy who completed 11 passes against one of the worst teams
-Sanders should get the start next week
-The coaching staff has looked like a bunch of piss babies
-He did get forced onto their roster, and it is a distraction
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Multiple things can be true at once:
-People need to pump the brakes about a guy who completed 11 passes against one of the worst teams
-Sanders should get the start next week
-The coaching staff has looked like a bunch of piss babies
-He did get forced onto their roster, and it is a distraction
-People need to pump the brakes about a guy who completed 11 passes against one of the worst teams
-Sanders should get the start next week
-The coaching staff has looked like a bunch of piss babies
-He did get forced onto their roster, and it is a distraction
Excited for the new Maniac Cop reboot.
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Excited for the new Maniac Cop reboot.
I don't know how you look Ostlund and Rosen in the eyes, sending them back down to Rochester while keeping three goalies, Geersten, and a handful of forwards that have gotten their heads caved in while on the ice.
I know it's the path of least resistance but...
I know it's the path of least resistance but...
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I don't know how you look Ostlund and Rosen in the eyes, sending them back down to Rochester while keeping three goalies, Geersten, and a handful of forwards that have gotten their heads caved in while on the ice.
I know it's the path of least resistance but...
I know it's the path of least resistance but...