My son has a poster in his room with him and his sixfingers and three legs

Lindy speaks at 2 no morning skate so won't know until then

Charlie Heaton looks like he is two years away from joining AARP

Then it IS the perfect analogy.

But are all your ingredients long past their expired date?

Who do you think is in net tonight?

You are right on all accounts.

Don't worry, Joe, before everyone is healthy, someone will get gigantism from drinking a nerve tonic, a hypnotist will make someone turn into a chicken, and someone will get injured from working at a nuclear power plant. There will always be room.

ESPN is a sports news organization. Wrestling, while awesome, is not a sport. If they want to contain it to a daily wrestling-focused talk show. Cool. Polluting their other sports content with it is a waste.

Don't worry like four other people will break before everyone is healthy.

Asking for a friend

Do you get to fuck him for that amount?

They are arguing how many people would fit in a porta potty right now. The correct answer is 8 but I refuse to interject in this conversation.

Can’t wait to not have sex for a decade