Kevin Slote
@kevinslote.bsky.social
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Applied Mathematician Macro data refinement scientist https://kslote1.github.io Everyone should care. My opinions are my own
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Students today are being robbed of the joy of writing unhinged college essays and finding it 10 years later and thinking it actually slaps
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1. Computers were a mistake
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You always know you’re onto something when the LLM starts hallucinating real bad.
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It’s never too late for a goth phase. I’m personally in one right now and refuse to apologize.
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I decided to give my nephew some crypto for his birthday to teach him financial responsibility. He asked “what can I buy with this?” To which I had to reply “nothing.”
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Does it work well from first hand experience?
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A romcom about Grothendieck
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I am also very proud of the Land Acknowledgement I put in my code of conduct.
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Glad the streaming platforms have learned the TACO trade I guess
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NEW — I wrote about my confirmed scoop from last night that Disney hastened Kimmel's return because of a planned Disney+ streaming price increase announcement coming on Tuesday:
Kimmel reinstatement preempted Disney+ price increase
The Handbasket reported first Monday evening on Bluesky
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One time I read a paper where they were denouncing Brouwer as a “dangerous Bolshevik”
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I think I get the diffusion over the hodge laplacian thing. Happy to chat about it
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illocution and perlocution be damned
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I can’t email people python programs or word documents anymore. It seriously hinders collaboration. But also, how much money is this useless advice costing?
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I love the banner *warning: this is coming from outside the university*.

Like yeah, it’s called email. Cybersecurity grifters and the corporate consulting industry selling people on industry based performance monitoring is a waste of resources and does not translate to academic settings.
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The weirdest thing to come out of this last week were the people bailing from Bluesky for Twitter. Like ah yes, Twitter; the paragon of decorum.
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Ruining the Gen alpha 67 meme by informing them it’s an isolated prime number.
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I think we can all have a little ultrafinitism as a treat. I meant more that he wrote a book arguing for the surreal numbers being the platonic ideal form for numbers themselves. Obviously, that’s a little silly.
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This is actually unironically similar to what Alain Badiou believes.
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young earth creationist ultrafinitist who thinks that the surreal numbers are the numbers that actually exist but god has only made between 2 and 4 million of them so far
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Anyone got any cool topology facts about the Kolmogorov Arnold Representation theorem?
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Yeah, it’s super cool. I’m no expert in it or anything. I just know one of the key results is that the solutions of linear homogeneous ODE can be written in terms of analytic functions boils down to the solvability of a differential Galois groups.