Helen
@homotoptheory.bsky.social
Mathematician and podcaster. she/it. my views represent those of your employer.
Podcast: @odiumsymposium.bsky.social
Blog: https://bananasinwartime.ghost.io/
Podcast: @odiumsymposium.bsky.social
Blog: https://bananasinwartime.ghost.io/
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i keep getting emails with subject lines like: “upcoming cis deadlines”
also the portal where I submit the syllabus etc. is the "course information system" so i keep pressing buttons like "login to CIS"
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
i keep getting emails with subject lines like: “upcoming cis deadlines”
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these are the standards for being a centrist intellectual. "whoops in my theory of how to run cities i forgot poor people exist. honestly, that is my bad"
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
these are the standards for being a centrist intellectual. "whoops in my theory of how to run cities i forgot poor people exist. honestly, that is my bad"
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oh no!
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 AM
oh no!
a podcaster is a type of woman
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
a podcaster is a type of woman
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why are children suffering from rapid onset insulin desire? who is influencing them?
At the age of 15 I was diagnosed by a doctor as a type 1 diabetic, but how do we know that without more gatekeeping and safeguarding I wouldn’t have been protected from needing to take hormones daily. That’s why today I am announcing that I will begin a process of dediabetesition. I will still
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
why are children suffering from rapid onset insulin desire? who is influencing them?
grindset eugene debs: while there is a grind i am on it
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
grindset eugene debs: while there is a grind i am on it
if you hate apple pie, you hate america (i hate apple pie)
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
if you hate apple pie, you hate america (i hate apple pie)
i think we can all agree that the best flavor of pie is *obviously* baja blast
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
i think we can all agree that the best flavor of pie is *obviously* baja blast
getting dinner with my beautiful girlfriend
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
getting dinner with my beautiful girlfriend
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there's probably something more purely annoying than online trans discourse but idk what it is. that shit is distilled in a lab for maximum triviality and parasocial stickiness
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
there's probably something more purely annoying than online trans discourse but idk what it is. that shit is distilled in a lab for maximum triviality and parasocial stickiness
ok seeing discourse about trans women posting selfies with the caption "boymoding" so i think we have to even things out a little:
boymoding
boymoding
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
ok seeing discourse about trans women posting selfies with the caption "boymoding" so i think we have to even things out a little:
boymoding
boymoding
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Our fourth episode, "The Everyone is Bari Weiss Theory," is available now on all platforms, for all listeners! Helen introduces Sarah to the classic British racist Enoch Powell, and the two of them learn that time is a flat circle.
The Everyone is Bari Weiss Theory | Odium Symposium
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November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Our fourth episode, "The Everyone is Bari Weiss Theory," is available now on all platforms, for all listeners! Helen introduces Sarah to the classic British racist Enoch Powell, and the two of them learn that time is a flat circle.
i’m hearing that the new Kamala book is actually just the first in a planned Cooperian “Joe Biden cycle”
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
i’m hearing that the new Kamala book is actually just the first in a planned Cooperian “Joe Biden cycle”
opening my credit score app to see it’s been updated to “not enron” as i exhale a sigh of relief
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
opening my credit score app to see it’s been updated to “not enron” as i exhale a sigh of relief
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
now we’re out at dinner but she’s ignoring me on her phone 😭
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
now we’re out at dinner but she’s ignoring me on her phone 😭
day 1 with my girlfriend we got tiny hot chocolates and now we’re seeing a play
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
day 1 with my girlfriend we got tiny hot chocolates and now we’re seeing a play
just learned about “Minnesota sushi” what the hell is happening out in the midwest
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
just learned about “Minnesota sushi” what the hell is happening out in the midwest
taking 3 trains to the airport to meet my girlfriend which is an S tier friday night for a tylenated lesbian like me
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
taking 3 trains to the airport to meet my girlfriend which is an S tier friday night for a tylenated lesbian like me
getting back on my sharing poetry grind
Alone by Jack Gilbert
Alone by Jack Gilbert
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
getting back on my sharing poetry grind
Alone by Jack Gilbert
Alone by Jack Gilbert
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Our next episode drops on Tuesday, but paid Patreon subscribers can listen to it now!
The Everyone is Bari Weiss Theory | Odium Symposium
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November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Our next episode drops on Tuesday, but paid Patreon subscribers can listen to it now!
if you go into a cafe and order a macchiato and they say “wet or dry?” you just KNOW the next thing they say will be “that’ll be $7”
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
if you go into a cafe and order a macchiato and they say “wet or dry?” you just KNOW the next thing they say will be “that’ll be $7”