julia 🦄
@hypv.bsky.social
writer ∞ monstrum, created thing ∞ adult orcish female ∞ acct managed by @hypv.bsky.social ∞ it/she
we should make genre authors graduate from the iowa writers' workshop before they're allowed to publish
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
we should make genre authors graduate from the iowa writers' workshop before they're allowed to publish
thinking of becoming one of those people who clutches their pearls when someone says sapphic instead of lesbian, they seem like they're always happy and having a good time
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
thinking of becoming one of those people who clutches their pearls when someone says sapphic instead of lesbian, they seem like they're always happy and having a good time
tip for your italian sub: mix some raddiochio in with the greens. the bitterness provides a really nice background note to round out the other flavors
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
tip for your italian sub: mix some raddiochio in with the greens. the bitterness provides a really nice background note to round out the other flavors
tiktoker who calls herself a transseggsual
November 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
tiktoker who calls herself a transseggsual
tiktok served me a video of a medical person advising on how to make your injections less painful, and his technique was awful, several things done wrong. also he kept saying things like "most of my ladies do them in their bellies" 🤮🤮🤮🤮
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
tiktok served me a video of a medical person advising on how to make your injections less painful, and his technique was awful, several things done wrong. also he kept saying things like "most of my ladies do them in their bellies" 🤮🤮🤮🤮
i like that sometimes my bank addresses emails to me and other times to my deadname, keeps me on my toes
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
i like that sometimes my bank addresses emails to me and other times to my deadname, keeps me on my toes
happy thanksgiving eve to all europeans!
Yeah yeah, it’s about to be Thanksgiving. You know who doesn’t care?
Everybody outside the little 343 million US citizens on this planet. That’s almost 7,9 BILLION people.
So please, lay it off with your turkeys and pumpkin pies.
Everybody outside the little 343 million US citizens on this planet. That’s almost 7,9 BILLION people.
So please, lay it off with your turkeys and pumpkin pies.
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
happy thanksgiving eve to all europeans!
university library that's open the wednesday & friday surrounding thanksgiving and requires all the staffers to show up and do nothing all day
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
university library that's open the wednesday & friday surrounding thanksgiving and requires all the staffers to show up and do nothing all day
bf and i are still on the hunt for a local coffee bean that's affordable and doesn't taste like burnt shit, and this week's attempt tastes like burnt shit. i'll still drink it
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 AM
bf and i are still on the hunt for a local coffee bean that's affordable and doesn't taste like burnt shit, and this week's attempt tastes like burnt shit. i'll still drink it
martin doesn't understand how electricity works, so he will sit on the heating pad even though it's unplugged and camp out there all day
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
martin doesn't understand how electricity works, so he will sit on the heating pad even though it's unplugged and camp out there all day
fromsoft should make it so scholar nightreign dlc's cane turns into a threaded whip
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
fromsoft should make it so scholar nightreign dlc's cane turns into a threaded whip
made up a guy i'm now really mad at: guy who, upon given the choice of cake or pie, picks pie
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
made up a guy i'm now really mad at: guy who, upon given the choice of cake or pie, picks pie
ladmoding
imagine you hook up with an irish guy and he calls you a good lass
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
ladmoding
Reposted by julia 🦄
I get a lot of hate for this view and in turn I'd only ask if you've ever had a pie as good as a typical cheesecake. The answer is no, you have not. Cheesecake invalidates the whole pie category. Hell, regular cake barely survives the cheesecake onslaught on the strength of carrot cake alone.
The dirty secret of pies is that they have the lowest ceiling potential of all sweets. Your best pie is merely fine. Your median pie is bad.
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I get a lot of hate for this view and in turn I'd only ask if you've ever had a pie as good as a typical cheesecake. The answer is no, you have not. Cheesecake invalidates the whole pie category. Hell, regular cake barely survives the cheesecake onslaught on the strength of carrot cake alone.
after 9/11 new york should have rebuilt the twin towers as the twink towers, and made them low-income housing for gays
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
after 9/11 new york should have rebuilt the twin towers as the twink towers, and made them low-income housing for gays
instead of aphex twin, it should be aphex twink—same music but he's skinny and boyish
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
instead of aphex twin, it should be aphex twink—same music but he's skinny and boyish
just saw the announcement of his transition team and i'm awarding myself a fell for it again award
it's kinda fun to see what leftists critique mamdani for. some people are upset over his comments about hakeem jeffries or his meeting with trump, but imo the worrying omen is his compromises with the nypd
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
just saw the announcement of his transition team and i'm awarding myself a fell for it again award
remembering the time i made deviled eggs but used soy-marinated eggs & hot chinese mustard
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
remembering the time i made deviled eggs but used soy-marinated eggs & hot chinese mustard
imagine you hook up with an irish guy and he calls you a good lass
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
imagine you hook up with an irish guy and he calls you a good lass
i looked up what this apology is about, and it's fans chanting "fuck the mormons"
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i looked up what this apology is about, and it's fans chanting "fuck the mormons"
for how awful american media is they don't hold a candle to the vileness of the british press. difficult to find a more contemptible group of people
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
for how awful american media is they don't hold a candle to the vileness of the british press. difficult to find a more contemptible group of people
finding in myself a desire to cook the thanksgiving standard for a crowd just to prove it doesn't have to be mediocre, fortunately this urge will soon pass
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
finding in myself a desire to cook the thanksgiving standard for a crowd just to prove it doesn't have to be mediocre, fortunately this urge will soon pass