julia 🦄
@hypv.bsky.social
writer ∞ monstrum, created thing ∞ adult orcish female ∞ acct managed by @hypv.bsky.social ∞ it/she
telling newly out trans women to wear $100 yoga pants
January 24, 2026 at 2:36 PM
telling newly out trans women to wear $100 yoga pants
1. cosmopolitanism is a key value of the academy; the job requires you work with people from diverse backgrounds.
2. it is desirable for most academics to hold this value
3. certain political parties oppose cosmopolitanism.
4. ∴ it is desirable for most academics to not be members of those parties.
2. it is desirable for most academics to hold this value
3. certain political parties oppose cosmopolitanism.
4. ∴ it is desirable for most academics to not be members of those parties.
January 23, 2026 at 7:56 PM
1. cosmopolitanism is a key value of the academy; the job requires you work with people from diverse backgrounds.
2. it is desirable for most academics to hold this value
3. certain political parties oppose cosmopolitanism.
4. ∴ it is desirable for most academics to not be members of those parties.
2. it is desirable for most academics to hold this value
3. certain political parties oppose cosmopolitanism.
4. ∴ it is desirable for most academics to not be members of those parties.
the stigmata prove he's jesus come back
January 22, 2026 at 4:23 PM
the stigmata prove he's jesus come back
i love this angel, look at how he tucked his nose under his tail
January 22, 2026 at 2:13 PM
i love this angel, look at how he tucked his nose under his tail
when you take that first sip of whale milk
January 16, 2026 at 10:37 PM
when you take that first sip of whale milk
when you take that first sip of whole milk
January 16, 2026 at 10:22 PM
when you take that first sip of whole milk
this article is funny not only for the rogue's gallary tearing each other apart but also because it's trying so hard to be sympathetic to people who really don't deserve it—my favorite is dan
January 16, 2026 at 7:32 PM
this article is funny not only for the rogue's gallary tearing each other apart but also because it's trying so hard to be sympathetic to people who really don't deserve it—my favorite is dan
why does no one bother to learn basic facts on the things they write about (nb. this was published in 1987)
January 15, 2026 at 9:15 PM
why does no one bother to learn basic facts on the things they write about (nb. this was published in 1987)
always with the microaggressions
January 15, 2026 at 4:56 PM
always with the microaggressions
i am being smeared in signal DMs 😭
January 15, 2026 at 1:24 PM
i am being smeared in signal DMs 😭
i finally gave in to his desire to sleep awkwardly by the fridge and just put a bed there
January 13, 2026 at 10:35 PM
i finally gave in to his desire to sleep awkwardly by the fridge and just put a bed there
i relate to samus aran cuz she is navigating a hostile world searching for vials of E
January 13, 2026 at 8:32 PM
i relate to samus aran cuz she is navigating a hostile world searching for vials of E
what a weird fucking take. this is the thing you focus on?
![This man clearly does not feel comfortable shouting at a law enforcement officer. He seems to me worried about the consequences of getting in his face. And yet he does it anyway. His sense of *justice* overrides his fear. *That's manhood*.
We should celebrate that kind of masculinity.
[video of guy confronting a cop at a gas station]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:73hkwya2rrrfg26vdcwnmo6p/bafkreibfifl3i3mckewgoqutfcq4r2hrnzkdp2zavyprqqsvkznhozpeny@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 2:54 PM
what a weird fucking take. this is the thing you focus on?
guy who made a horror game about womanhood and motherhood:
January 13, 2026 at 11:40 AM
guy who made a horror game about womanhood and motherhood:
you missed the most important part of the label
January 12, 2026 at 6:52 PM
you missed the most important part of the label
doing something new this year and keeping a record of the books i read. if, like me, you find chu to be insightful and witty, then you will enjoy this—tho best done so by slowly doling out the essays to yourself. if you don't, then get better taste
January 11, 2026 at 5:08 PM
doing something new this year and keeping a record of the books i read. if, like me, you find chu to be insightful and witty, then you will enjoy this—tho best done so by slowly doling out the essays to yourself. if you don't, then get better taste
i want to meet the theyfab who was so annoying they inspired andrea long chu to write a takedown of an unrelated person
January 9, 2026 at 4:48 PM
i want to meet the theyfab who was so annoying they inspired andrea long chu to write a takedown of an unrelated person
this is such a funny take to throw in off-hand in the final paragraph of your essay
January 9, 2026 at 4:19 PM
this is such a funny take to throw in off-hand in the final paragraph of your essay
a sentiment straight out of the transsexual empire
January 9, 2026 at 2:39 PM
a sentiment straight out of the transsexual empire
i always enjoy what people think is the highest brow of a medium
January 8, 2026 at 7:38 PM
i always enjoy what people think is the highest brow of a medium