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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 15h

neo metal sonic. . . i see. okay. i wish you luck on getting rid of the blue one. perhaps you will see success.

( she doesn't bother to introduce herself. the assassin finds it not worth her time to do so. she likes playing stupid )

⚡︎⟡₊ ⊹ 𝕺𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 . @deusmechanica.bsky.social · 15h

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Oh, you will soon, though. Very soon everyone will know me, or more accurately, be re-accquainted with me.

【 Yeah, because THAT'S not menacing at all. 】

Neo Metal Sonic. If that doesn't ring a bell, it doesn't matter.
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 15h

. . . . . alright. good point. we all have our own way of doing things. i don't know much about you, hence the question.

( deadpan features do not waver. the blonde hedgehog doesn't remember meeting him before )

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 15h

mary 🔔

the assassin pretending not to know anything is so FUNNY to me. she's playing stupid as fuck.

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 15h

. . . . . alright. good point. we all have our own way of doing things. i don't know much about you, hence the question.

( deadpan features do not waver. the blonde hedgehog doesn't remember meeting him before )

⚡︎⟡₊ ⊹ 𝕺𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 . @deusmechanica.bsky.social · 15h

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Normally, people that do so are not at the helm of an entire empire. Secrecy is not needed when the hedgehog already knows I am gunning for him.
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 15h

i was going to say. . . . normally. when you want somebody gone. . correct me if i'm wrong; you go about it incognito and reach the correct channels without the target knowing. . .

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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 15h

i was going to say. . . . normally. when you want somebody gone. . correct me if i'm wrong; you go about it incognito and reach the correct channels without the target knowing. . .

⚡︎⟡₊ ⊹ 𝕺𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 . @deusmechanica.bsky.social · 15h

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My ulterior motive is I want to kill him with my own two hands.
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 15h

. . . . . .there must be some ulterior motive here.

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 15h

. . . . . .there must be some ulterior motive here.

⚡︎⟡₊ ⊹ 𝕺𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 . @deusmechanica.bsky.social · 15h

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150,000 rings for whoever brings me Sonic the Hedgehog alive.
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ㅤㅤ @fromthegallows.bsky.social · 16h

i'm a villain
what makes you disagree ?
you don’t know what a wicked little devil i can be

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quotes that i found online @thebigquotedump.bsky.social · 16h

the unwavering blade cares not whom it serves nor who it cuts.

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⠀ᴹᵉᵐᵉⁿᵗᵒ╱ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐈 @veilofmortality.bsky.social · 16h

Oh man 、life is just so beautiful. :) Still wish I wasn’t born though.

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︎ ︎ ،،̲ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ HELL'S ︎ ︎ ︎ ꒷꒦ ︎ ︎ BELLS. @devouringink.bsky.social · 16h

there's a darkness at the heart of my love that runs cold, runs deep.

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☆*:. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆 — quote bot @thenatalog.bsky.social · 16h

i'm reclaiming myself .

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ㅤㅤ @fromthegallows.bsky.social · 16h

did someone break your heart inside?
you're in ruins

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𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚'𝙨 𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪. @tanetane-island.bsky.social · 16h

Somehow, it's become a habit.

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ㅤㅤ @fromthegallows.bsky.social · 15h

how'd you like to try pumping lead through your veins ?

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STRANGER.EXE @strangerexe.bsky.social · 15h

One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple.

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ㅤㅤ @fromthegallows.bsky.social · 15h

what is a star ? can you touch it ? can you eat it ?
can you kill it ?

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⚡︎⟡₊ ⊹ 𝕺𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 . @deusmechanica.bsky.social · 16h

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⠀⠀⠀𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃—

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝕸𝑬𝑻𝑨𝑳 𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑰𝑪 .ᐟ
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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 15h

"you're welcome," she mumbled, noticing his reaction to the room, and noting his enthusiasm.

"find some furniture and send me links to it. i'll purchase the furniture and i'll help you decorate, but this is your space and i won't tell you where to put anything."

Snow || Son of a Shadow @blackarmedhero.bsky.social · 3d

Ears perk up, his tail swaying lightly as he examines the room.

It was…nice, he had to admit. He did hope that Shadow would approve, though.

“I…thank you, it’s very nice…”

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 3d

reveal it was one of the larger rooms in the house. douchebag wanted snow to feel welcome here, and she opted to be a good mother despite her emotional distance from everybody.

"i hope it is to your liking. you can decorate it as you wish," she said softly, her hand resting on the doorknob still.

DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 15h

against him.

another order was called and douchebag began to prep the machine for an iced latte. despite the cold weather, douchebag didn't judge the person for ordering the beverage and went about the motions with disinterest and determination to see the task through to the end.

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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 15h

something gruesome and awful. for once she would listen to anything he wanted to say, and would even manage to show a little bit of interest in what was being talked about.

the one good thing about douchebag was her ability to listen and adsorb information, but she wouldn't use anything he said --

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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 15h

like talking about herself or anything concerning her. the woman was very standoffish, reclusive, and solitary. brown eyes rested on sombra, and douchebag hummed to herself.

"tell me something exciting. what has been going on. nobody tells me anything fun anymore."

yet her idea of fun was --

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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 15h

she replied, going about the job with practiced motions.

the creamer was added, along with two packs of sugar, and the next order was called. douchebag still had time to speak.

"but you don't have to worry about me," the monotone voice added as an afterthought.

douchebag truthfully didn't --

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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 15h

for some reason, douchebag didn't seem to care whether he paid or not, but she placed the rings in the register all the same. the blonde hedgehog, ear twitching from another called order, began prepping the machine and releasing steam from it prior to brewing another coffee.

"i'm doing okay," --

𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚄𝙻𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙰𝚃𝙴 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝚃𝙾𝚃𝚈𝙿𝙴 @pen-ultralifeform.bsky.social · 4d

As soon as he was handed his iced coffee, his face lit up. The thing he came for was finally in his hands.

He left the cup to his lips and took a long sip.

“ Perfect. “ He felt energy returning. Maybe, just maybe he will return?

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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱ @killjoydoll.bsky.social · 4d

conversationalist. she was mostly a quiet person who preferred to be an introvert than to mingle in a large crowd of people unless she was gathering information by listening.

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𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 — 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐒 @freetheday.bsky.social · 18h

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𝐅𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐅𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @egoistspeed.bsky.social · 7d

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𝘐𝘛'𝘚 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝘐 𝘒𝘕𝘖𝘞, 𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘠. || @thetenrec.bsky.social · 2d

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