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Kim Rhodes
@kimrhodes.bsky.social
9.3K followers 320 following 2.5K posts
Operating “on the balance of four forces… identified as charm, persuasion, uncertainty, and bloody-mindedness.” -TP She/her also autistic
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 16h
Also, I am triumphantly reveling in my chaotic joy. Eggs will be broken. My omelette WILL BE THE STUFF OF LEGENDS!!!
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 16h
🫤
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 16h
Im sorry, Ive just been informed that the kids do NOT, in fact, use that term. People who were kids 20 years ago do, however.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 16h
I’m a Portland native who will be hopping around Temecula. Is this what the kids call “representing”?
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 16h
I read that! OMG! I liked you BEFORE the frogs!
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 16h
That was funny AND devastatingly apt. I am in deep admiration.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 16h
Not me in the mirror practicing the frog salute so I get it right when the occasion arises.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 17h
I’m a Portland native. I couldn’t not.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 17h
Depends on how soon you need it. (I was tempted by the axolotl.)
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 17h
Yeah, you are!
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 17h
That.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 20h
That’s much of my reasoning.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 20h
I just got one. But it had to be pink.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 20h
No kings. All queens?

DAMN! Okay. You can have that sign idea.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 20h
I… will leave her at home, I think.
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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 23h
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 20h
Again…. HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 20h
There’s one with a crown but I wasn’t clever enough to figure out how to make that work.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 20h
Just a barking guffaw.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 20h
Mine is pink. 💕
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 21h
It will arrive by the 18th is all I’m sayin.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 21h
The crisis comes with knowing I could only get it from Amazon. But… I mean….
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 21h
HAHAHAHAAAA!
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 21h
Back to the lulz.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 21h
I am old, tired and jaded. I gave up my place to those younger and better equipped, I told myself.

So why did I just buy an inflatable frog costume?
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