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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀

@kitchenraptorj.bsky.social

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The Oregon Sage. Creator. Dinosaur. VO Person. Bastard eel. Bathtub Cryptid. My brain has too many tabs open.

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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · Oct 19

Wanted to add that I post what I want to post, and I'm not here to cater to anybody. I'm here to be kind to myself and others the best I can. If at any point you're not vibing with me, hit the bricks and block. Please always take care of yourself first ladies, gents and enbys💙

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · Oct 18

Since I moved from X last year, I've been very careful of how I curate my space. While I appreciate the recent follows, I may not return the favor. With my life and disabilities, I am picky about who and what I give my energy to. That being said, I appreciate y'all, and I love ya 💙🫂 have fun!

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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 1m

Nostalgia talking big shit: It’s time The Mummy (’99 & ’01) got the video game it deserves, something with the same heart & care as the new Indiana Jones title. The old Mummy Returns game didn’t cut it, but the franchise still has a passionate fandom in 2025. Give us some bread, damn it!

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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 5h

*insert happy creature noises*

Near the creek on my late grams land. The vegetation really snuck up on this place. Used to not be so thick. I found another way to the water but didn't feel comfortable having my phone out cause there were too many instances where I could lose it, and I had to be on look out for predators.

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 5h

There he is. That jerk who grabbed my bottle from the ground & chugged it after I only had 2 sips, enjoying a meal I slipped through mud to bring to him. What a tool. What a guy. I love him 💙. #horse #MillerTheHorse

Miller
18 yo horse
Dad was an Andalusian, mom, a Thoroughbred

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 12h

My blood pressure #spikes at the edge

He tastes like a plot twist

His hands are pages I ache to read

I can’t tell if I want to drown in his eyes or eat them

A #deluxe thrill hits me with an #undertone of fright—

What if he flips the script,
& what if I like the ending?

#vss365 #vssdaily

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 1d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

Food: Meatloaf—only exception is if @desertbeach.bsky.social makes it

Movie: The Hills Have Eyes + its sequels/spiritual equivalents

Song: Soda Pop—because it's overplayed

🪾ɴøᴄᴛ ɢʜ✘sᴛ🦇 @crypticboi.posts.games · 1d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

Food: olives. I just can’t do it 😩

Movie: the human centipede

Song: anything with Ronnie Radke

Moony࣪ ִֶָ☾.⋆ @lovexlifexmoony.cute.expert · 1d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

Food: pickels
(My queen if you happen to read this, forgive me 🙏)

Movie: the hills have eyes (the bird scene 😥)

Song: anything by ed sheeran (overplayed 🤷‍♀️)

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 1d

I wish I could say I'm surprised, but I'm not. If ICE is feeling that emboldened to block someone from getting care, it makes me wonder what tactics they will use against medical workers who try to aid protestors in the future. There needs to be talks about safety for the folks who help us.

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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 1d

This spot is cool during spring & summer when the grass is alive (minus the occasional rattler). It gets tall. I'm 5'9" & it comes up a bit past my hips. My bro & I when we were kids, used to reenact the "long grass" scene from TLW: Jurassic Park here 😂

Field at my late grams place + rocks for a project my stepdad is working on

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 1d

It is pretty out here for sure. The inner woodland area in particular, plus the creek pops out when you're up there with it. If I can snap pics of that I will. Kinda hard to get into my usual spots cause trees got knocked down and new growth took over most of the main path I go on.

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 1d

Calling all fungi enthusiasts, did I find chicken of the woods in the PNW up near my grams creek or is this, "That'll send you to heaven in 1-2 business days."? #fungi #mushroom #pnw

Potential chicken of the woods? Laetiporus sulphureus?

Closer image of potential Laetiporus sulphureus.

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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 1d

Took this around 6:30am, enjoying the peace. I'm down for the count after running through time fall (iykyk) for 2 hrs.

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Holly @pterosaur.bsky.social · 2d

tea kettle guys

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JT + Jellybean @thesqueakybeak.bsky.social · 2d

• Some inspo for today!

#herps #crestedgecko #art #reptile

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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 2d

I like to think #piranahs dream in purple
& they have sermons in a steeple
where they eat the people
who refuse to mingle
& somewhere in the screams
comes the cry of an eagle
its feathers become the cradle
of a new page in the cycle
because a fish dared to nibble
before the crucible

#vss365

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 2d

They say that #spikes won't hurt
if the pressure is lifted
at the height of transcendence

I can't tell the difference
between absurdity
& my nerves
being peeled away
like dying petals

I wonder if you'll catch me
when I come crashing
& see that suffering
wasn't worthy of you

#vssdaily

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 2d

It's hard whenever I go back to my grams place, my childhood home, but tonight I'm going full feral out here & Imma enjoy it 💯

Part of my late grams land. I used to go on day/night walks and runs every day out here. All the way to the top of those hills and back.

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 2d

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 3d

That's so damn cool!!!

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 3d

👀🤟🏻 good 🍲

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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 3d

*cue boss battle music*

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 3d

Holy crap I've never felt so seen

el 🤠 @cowdoy.bsky.social · Jun 11

z'rhak would call himself a sea-faring individual

#zrhakqotd

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 3d

I lost my shit this is so relatable 😂

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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 3d

I miss your gaze like fingertips miss the #fret of a guitar.

Can't lean on my bones to hate you, I admit, you had me feeling like a star.

Time does no favors for wounds untended.

Scar tissue doesn't form when sorrows run wild & free.

I know it's true, you'll never be rid of me.

#vssdaily

𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 3d

Welp fuck me 😂

To answer: still don't know. Gonna find out 👀

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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀 @kitchenraptorj.bsky.social · 3d

#totallynotbuildinganarmyofbirds&gettingingoodwiththelocalcryptidscausethecountryisturningintoahellscape&itsimportanttohavefriendseverywhere