𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀
@kitchenraptorj.bsky.social
The Oregon Sage. Creator. Dinosaur. VO Person. Bastard eel. Bathtub Cryptid. My brain has too many tabs open.
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𓂀 𓆗Jay𓆗𓂀
@kitchenraptorj.bsky.social
· Oct 19
Since I moved from X last year, I've been very careful of how I curate my space. While I appreciate the recent follows, I may not return the favor. With my life and disabilities, I am picky about who and what I give my energy to. That being said, I appreciate y'all, and I love ya 💙🫂 have fun!
Wanted to add that I post what I want to post, and I'm not here to cater to anybody. I'm here to be kind to myself and others the best I can. If at any point you're not vibing with me, hit the bricks and block. Please always take care of yourself first ladies, gents and enbys💙
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Fascinating, but things are gonna get awkward fast if they watch Gravity Falls & instantly have a war flashback to yellow triangles with googly eyes 😂
Fascinating, but things are gonna get awkward fast if they watch Gravity Falls & instantly have a war flashback to yellow triangles with googly eyes 😂
Babies Can’t Talk Yet, But This Proves They Already Know The Difference Between Help and Harm
YouTube video by International Parenting Health Institute
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December 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Fascinating, but things are gonna get awkward fast if they watch Gravity Falls & instantly have a war flashback to yellow triangles with googly eyes 😂
Fascinating, but things are gonna get awkward fast if they watch Gravity Falls & instantly have a war flashback to yellow triangles with googly eyes 😂
Me: gathering & chopping fire wood
*twig snap*
Me: *whips around*
50+ wild turkeys on my grams land suddenly right behind me: (•⌓•)
Me: Long time no see friends!
Turkeys: *affectionate dogpile activated*
*twig snap*
Me: *whips around*
50+ wild turkeys on my grams land suddenly right behind me: (•⌓•)
Me: Long time no see friends!
Turkeys: *affectionate dogpile activated*
an ostrich and a turkey are running in a dirt field with the words viralhog written on the bottom
ALT: an ostrich and a turkey are running in a dirt field with the words viralhog written on the bottom
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December 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Me: gathering & chopping fire wood
*twig snap*
Me: *whips around*
50+ wild turkeys on my grams land suddenly right behind me: (•⌓•)
Me: Long time no see friends!
Turkeys: *affectionate dogpile activated*
*twig snap*
Me: *whips around*
50+ wild turkeys on my grams land suddenly right behind me: (•⌓•)
Me: Long time no see friends!
Turkeys: *affectionate dogpile activated*
For those that don't want to feed the gofundme machine (I wouldn't be using them had it not been for the reach) you can also donate to my ko-fi (someday I'll update when my hit points are restored!).
#mutualaid #surgery #reproductivehealth #medicalbills #rent
ko-fi.com/kitchenraptorj
#mutualaid #surgery #reproductivehealth #medicalbills #rent
ko-fi.com/kitchenraptorj
December 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
For those that don't want to feed the gofundme machine (I wouldn't be using them had it not been for the reach) you can also donate to my ko-fi (someday I'll update when my hit points are restored!).
#mutualaid #surgery #reproductivehealth #medicalbills #rent
ko-fi.com/kitchenraptorj
#mutualaid #surgery #reproductivehealth #medicalbills #rent
ko-fi.com/kitchenraptorj
I love to think a pregnant woman made this so she could admire herself then it took off. A paleo selfie if you will.
Venus figure dated 22,000 BP (20,000 BC) from Gagarino, on the right bank of Don river in Russia. She is depicted with large breasts and belly and only 5.8cm in height.
The Hermitage - Saint Petersburg 🇷🇺
#archaeohistories
The Hermitage - Saint Petersburg 🇷🇺
#archaeohistories
December 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I love to think a pregnant woman made this so she could admire herself then it took off. A paleo selfie if you will.
I don't care what anyone says; this is the BEST time to play Marco Polo with your friends.
December 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I don't care what anyone says; this is the BEST time to play Marco Polo with your friends.
Fun story about this fireplace in my old room (no heating or cooling at Gram's) at 18 I made it explode. I added too much pitch wood, flew back 5ft, burnt my eyebrows off, hair covered in soot, & you can still see the faded burn mark going up the chimney if ya squint 😂 10/10 I'd do it again
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Fun story about this fireplace in my old room (no heating or cooling at Gram's) at 18 I made it explode. I added too much pitch wood, flew back 5ft, burnt my eyebrows off, hair covered in soot, & you can still see the faded burn mark going up the chimney if ya squint 😂 10/10 I'd do it again
December 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Update: My MRI is tomorrow. They're gonna see how the tumors are impacting my right ovary & how we're gonna go about tackling them during surgery.
If you can help or share, I'd appreciate it! Thank you to folks that already contributed 🫂
#mutualaid #surgery #reproductivehealth
gofund.me/60687cc6c
If you can help or share, I'd appreciate it! Thank you to folks that already contributed 🫂
#mutualaid #surgery #reproductivehealth
gofund.me/60687cc6c
I hate to put myself on blast (we hates it...), but I'm having major surgery on Dec 23 & will be out of work with no paid leave. Support with rent, groceries, or recovery costs would mean so much!
#mutualaid #medicalaid #recoveryaid #gofundme #surgery
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#mutualaid #medicalaid #recoveryaid #gofundme #surgery
www.gofundme.com/f/y8y9e-supp...
Donate to Support Jay's Surgery Recovery, organized by Jay Robertsen
I am having major surgery on December 23rd to remove two large tumors from my right ovary… Jay Robertsen needs your support for Support Jay's Surgery Recovery
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December 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Update: My MRI is tomorrow. They're gonna see how the tumors are impacting my right ovary & how we're gonna go about tackling them during surgery.
If you can help or share, I'd appreciate it! Thank you to folks that already contributed 🫂
#mutualaid #surgery #reproductivehealth
gofund.me/60687cc6c
If you can help or share, I'd appreciate it! Thank you to folks that already contributed 🫂
#mutualaid #surgery #reproductivehealth
gofund.me/60687cc6c
Good🍲
He was the best part 💯
He was the best part 💯
Smol boys have all the chicks.
Cannot get over how good Prehistoric Planet: Ice Age was. All of the animals have so much personality! I never paid much attention to Moa’s but after seeing the male make himself smal, smaller, smallest for the female I’m in love!
Quick daily ink sketch.
#sciart
Cannot get over how good Prehistoric Planet: Ice Age was. All of the animals have so much personality! I never paid much attention to Moa’s but after seeing the male make himself smal, smaller, smallest for the female I’m in love!
Quick daily ink sketch.
#sciart
December 14, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Good🍲
He was the best part 💯
He was the best part 💯
God this is beautiful 💙 I wish we had them back...
#PrehistoricPlanet #PrehistoricPlanetIceAge
- 'Hello moa from the Pleistocene'
- 'Hello Corythoraptor from the Cretaceous'
- 'Hello moa from the Pleistocene'
- 'Hello Corythoraptor from the Cretaceous'
December 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
God this is beautiful 💙 I wish we had them back...
Good 🍲
Just remember, you don't have to buy a single thing to give anyone this holiday season. Just be a part of their lives, create memories, make them know you love them.
It's the connections we have with others that last longer than any gift card or sweater could.
Love. Just do it. ❤️🫂
It's the connections we have with others that last longer than any gift card or sweater could.
Love. Just do it. ❤️🫂
December 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Good 🍲
I have a shooting star
Around my neck
Round & round it goes
Glimmering in the dark
My chain to planet earth
I ignore #monotony
Because it's you & me
Against a universe
That doesn't care
Who'd sooner dance
Into oblivion for a silver
Fiddle of coin
We're gonna hang tough
You & I
#vss365
Around my neck
Round & round it goes
Glimmering in the dark
My chain to planet earth
I ignore #monotony
Because it's you & me
Against a universe
That doesn't care
Who'd sooner dance
Into oblivion for a silver
Fiddle of coin
We're gonna hang tough
You & I
#vss365
December 14, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Suction Cup Man 5: Rise and Grind
YouTube video by Piemations
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December 14, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Good 🍲
Nice to see the woods in other areas of the world in their glory 💙
Nice to see the woods in other areas of the world in their glory 💙
Went to the woods to find that pond, confirm the persistence of deer, and see ravens. Succeeded on two of the three :)
December 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Good 🍲
Nice to see the woods in other areas of the world in their glory 💙
Nice to see the woods in other areas of the world in their glory 💙
Give my peep a gander they have awesome art! 💙
I FINALLY FINISHED MOVING ALL MY PORTFOLIO TO THE NEW URL luizaho.carrd.co
The old url for my personal portfolio is still active, but it has been updated to redirect viewers to the new website and it no longer shows my work.
The old url for my personal portfolio is still active, but it has been updated to redirect viewers to the new website and it no longer shows my work.
Teapots and Hats | Luiza Ho
Luiza Ho | @eikomakimachi - official portfolio and website.
luizaho.carrd.co
December 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Give my peep a gander they have awesome art! 💙
I think if a huge collective of folks play some death whistles at night toward certain facilities, it may give individuals a come-to-Jesus moment of clarity. Just saying, I played that shit in the woods & my Ya'llquaeda yee-haw bitches for neighbors haven't fired shots recklessly for a long time.
December 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I think if a huge collective of folks play some death whistles at night toward certain facilities, it may give individuals a come-to-Jesus moment of clarity. Just saying, I played that shit in the woods & my Ya'llquaeda yee-haw bitches for neighbors haven't fired shots recklessly for a long time.
Them: so death?
Me: you go back to the soup
Them: soup?
Me: hmm hmm
Them: I can't...
Me: it'll make sense when you get there, don't worry about it. Enjoy the game. We're all ok. We make our own hells. It scares me to shit cause I'm human right now but it's whatever.
Them: why soup???
Me:
Me: you go back to the soup
Them: soup?
Me: hmm hmm
Them: I can't...
Me: it'll make sense when you get there, don't worry about it. Enjoy the game. We're all ok. We make our own hells. It scares me to shit cause I'm human right now but it's whatever.
Them: why soup???
Me:
White Monkey Funny Face GIF
ALT: White Monkey Funny Face GIF
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December 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Them: so death?
Me: you go back to the soup
Them: soup?
Me: hmm hmm
Them: I can't...
Me: it'll make sense when you get there, don't worry about it. Enjoy the game. We're all ok. We make our own hells. It scares me to shit cause I'm human right now but it's whatever.
Them: why soup???
Me:
Me: you go back to the soup
Them: soup?
Me: hmm hmm
Them: I can't...
Me: it'll make sense when you get there, don't worry about it. Enjoy the game. We're all ok. We make our own hells. It scares me to shit cause I'm human right now but it's whatever.
Them: why soup???
Me:
I hit the highest #apogee
when we fell into the riptide,
our hopes
crashing into the sea,
& I left a stone
where hearts would be.
I can’t let bioluminescent eyes
take my arms
and hug the lies
we keep swimming into.
Baby, I wish you’d let go—
the barnacles on your skin
have an old glow
#vss365
when we fell into the riptide,
our hopes
crashing into the sea,
& I left a stone
where hearts would be.
I can’t let bioluminescent eyes
take my arms
and hug the lies
we keep swimming into.
Baby, I wish you’d let go—
the barnacles on your skin
have an old glow
#vss365
December 13, 2025 at 8:24 AM
This is my new fav of yours 💙
Chapter 11: A Tumultuous Tumble
Illustration 11/52
#WrensAria, a delightful and illustrated animal fantasy arrives in 2026!
Illustration 11/52
#WrensAria, a delightful and illustrated animal fantasy arrives in 2026!
December 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This is my new fav of yours 💙
I'm so glad this song is getting its flowers. I first heard this at a convention penthouse party & holy shit, was it the best time 💯
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[TikTok] Kato feat. Jon - Turn The Lights Off | Jon Hamm
YouTube video by lol
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December 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I'm so glad this song is getting its flowers. I first heard this at a convention penthouse party & holy shit, was it the best time 💯
youtu.be/JdqBmeg4XmY?...
youtu.be/JdqBmeg4XmY?...
Thank you 💙🙏🏻
You shouldn't have had to be funny or cute or entertaining to get the attention & acceptance you needed growing up.
You shouldn't have to "perform" normalcy or anything else to get be "worthy" of support & understanding now.
You shouldn't have to "perform" normalcy or anything else to get be "worthy" of support & understanding now.
December 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Thank you 💙🙏🏻