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Novak

Novak

@knowvak.bsky.social

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Lesbian red stater 🤷🏻 NPA because what the hell, man... Could be old enough to be your grandma. 🇮🇹⚜️🏳️‍🌈 🐶🐱🐊🌀🏝️☀️ 🥞📖

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Novak @knowvak.bsky.social · 1h

That guy will just switch parties as soon as he's elected.

Novak @knowvak.bsky.social · 1h

Please don't move here...

Novak @knowvak.bsky.social · 1h

Skeezy old feck. He thinks he's flirting.

Novak @knowvak.bsky.social · 1h

And how many military families are in SNAP? So many...

Novak @knowvak.bsky.social · 1h

You forgot the US military

Novak @knowvak.bsky.social · 1h

Like the US military.

Novak @knowvak.bsky.social · 1h

Republicans want the sick and the old to die already.

Novak @knowvak.bsky.social · 1h

Could we send this guy to Gaza wearing something Hamas-y?

Novak @knowvak.bsky.social · 1h

Please stop sending us all the failed evil politicians and red voters.

Novak @knowvak.bsky.social · 2h

And he breathes our air?

Novak @knowvak.bsky.social · 2h

What was that thing about not frequenting establishments that purposely underpay their personnel so they qualify for SNAP benefits. A living wage? And look at the disgrace our government makes of their service...

Novak @knowvak.bsky.social · 2h

He shouldn't be a part of any equation.

Novak @knowvak.bsky.social · 2h

I'll be right back I'm going to go buy an F-16 on Amazon.

Novak @knowvak.bsky.social · 2h

Like I was saying before: it's starting to look like Congress will never meet again.

Novak @knowvak.bsky.social · 2h

That's a pretty dumb blanket statement.

Novak @knowvak.bsky.social · 2h

If those military leaders were really that upset they would already be planning to do something about this. Apparently they don't seem to be that upset.
#coup

Novak @knowvak.bsky.social · 5h

I'm beginning to suspect this may be a plan.

Novak @knowvak.bsky.social · 5h

What is with parents who lock children in at a certain age and treat them that way forever? Our mother treated me like I was 15 until she died. And then left behind a couple of notes so I'd know nothing had changed on her deathbed.

Novak @knowvak.bsky.social · 5h

The president of the United States is a dickless lunatic.

Novak @knowvak.bsky.social · 5h

They should bring Garrett Morris back on to Saturday Night Live to yell these tweets out like he used to do the news for the hard of hearing.

Novak @knowvak.bsky.social · 5h

He's discovered meth, hasn't he?

Novak @knowvak.bsky.social · 8h

If Congress never meets again does Schmuckface stay Speaker forever, too? Always two heartbeats away from the presidency?

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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 8h

The Lord is my sheepskin. He refurbishes my shawl. His down and his duvet they comforter me. I will follow the ten thread count commandments. Chenille before me. Gauze forth and mul-two-ply. Our faux fur who are in heaven, houndstooth be thy name. Thy gingham come, thy twill be done.

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@Boom-WhatsGoingOn.bsky.social @boom-whatsgoingon.bsky.social · 8h

Agree with this one 100%!

The abuse is out of control…

Novak @knowvak.bsky.social · 9h

Because he's afraid Trump will have him killed the way they did Charlie Kirk.