Elayne Boosler
@eboosler.bsky.social
Comedy and Animal Rescue
On the podium today Kristi Noem said "One of ours, all of yours", a Nazi Germany quote from when an SS officer was killed in a Czech Village & the Nazis killed every resident in response. To use a Nazi quote to the US really lets you know how bad those Epstein files must be.
January 12, 2026 at 9:20 PM
On the podium today Kristi Noem said "One of ours, all of yours", a Nazi Germany quote from when an SS officer was killed in a Czech Village & the Nazis killed every resident in response. To use a Nazi quote to the US really lets you know how bad those Epstein files must be.
The @gofundme for fugitive murderer jonathan ross is almost $200,000. The law states criminals cannot financially benefit from their crimes. #gofundme take this down you are complicit in crime. I hope Renee Nicole Good's family sues him and
@gofundme for libel, slander and damages.
@gofundme for libel, slander and damages.
January 11, 2026 at 8:56 PM
The @gofundme for fugitive murderer jonathan ross is almost $200,000. The law states criminals cannot financially benefit from their crimes. #gofundme take this down you are complicit in crime. I hope Renee Nicole Good's family sues him and
@gofundme for libel, slander and damages.
@gofundme for libel, slander and damages.
Reposted by Elayne Boosler
Breaking news!!!!
reviews are in for the new Melania movie
reviews are in for the new Melania movie
January 11, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Breaking news!!!!
reviews are in for the new Melania movie
reviews are in for the new Melania movie
"Crowd work." In my opinion the only person who gets a pass is @stevehofstetter who has turned it into an art, and is also a brilliant comedy writer.
January 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
"Crowd work." In my opinion the only person who gets a pass is @stevehofstetter who has turned it into an art, and is also a brilliant comedy writer.
Reposted by Elayne Boosler
Reposted by Elayne Boosler
Not only did they shoot her, but they also denied her medical aid.
January 8, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Not only did they shoot her, but they also denied her medical aid.
1. New Hilton Hotels & Resorts Honors Program.
Welcome ICE! Earn Points Quickly!
One shove to the ground, female: 20% off cocktails!
One serious wounding, pregnant female: Room upgrade to higher floor!
One gunshot wound, male or female: Complimentary hors d'oeuvres!
Welcome ICE! Earn Points Quickly!
One shove to the ground, female: 20% off cocktails!
One serious wounding, pregnant female: Room upgrade to higher floor!
One gunshot wound, male or female: Complimentary hors d'oeuvres!
January 7, 2026 at 10:09 PM
1. New Hilton Hotels & Resorts Honors Program.
Welcome ICE! Earn Points Quickly!
One shove to the ground, female: 20% off cocktails!
One serious wounding, pregnant female: Room upgrade to higher floor!
One gunshot wound, male or female: Complimentary hors d'oeuvres!
Welcome ICE! Earn Points Quickly!
One shove to the ground, female: 20% off cocktails!
One serious wounding, pregnant female: Room upgrade to higher floor!
One gunshot wound, male or female: Complimentary hors d'oeuvres!
Hey @Hilton how you gonna run your hotels when everyone who cleans yr rooms, washes yr dishes, busses yr trays, works yr registers, carries luggage & parks cars is arrested & deported by yr welcomed "guests". #BoycottHilton until they put ICE where it belongs, in an ice bucket.
January 7, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Hey @Hilton how you gonna run your hotels when everyone who cleans yr rooms, washes yr dishes, busses yr trays, works yr registers, carries luggage & parks cars is arrested & deported by yr welcomed "guests". #BoycottHilton until they put ICE where it belongs, in an ice bucket.
The official plaque honoring the police who defended democracy on Jan. 6 is not on Capitol display as required by law.
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
The official plaque honoring the police who defended democracy on Jan. 6 is not on Capitol display as required by law.
Jan 6th. Happy Anniversary of "Treason Season". "Insurrection Over Fake Stolen Election." "Hang the VP For Me Me Me." "Kill the Cops I Won't Call a Stop." "The Lardon Will Give You a Pardon." If he wasn't arrested after that, everyone in government should just STFU.
January 6, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Jan 6th. Happy Anniversary of "Treason Season". "Insurrection Over Fake Stolen Election." "Hang the VP For Me Me Me." "Kill the Cops I Won't Call a Stop." "The Lardon Will Give You a Pardon." If he wasn't arrested after that, everyone in government should just STFU.
Stayed at @hilton in SF on Xmas. Was planning to stay again next week. Never again. My Hilton Honors card is now a Hilton Dishonors card. "A welcoming place for all" ?? Fill my cancellations with Goebbels, Adolph, Goering, or that viking horns traitor. May he crap on your hotel desks.
January 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Stayed at @hilton in SF on Xmas. Was planning to stay again next week. Never again. My Hilton Honors card is now a Hilton Dishonors card. "A welcoming place for all" ?? Fill my cancellations with Goebbels, Adolph, Goering, or that viking horns traitor. May he crap on your hotel desks.
Classified: The Department of War planning meeting to invade Greenland will be held at the Palm Beach 7-11 on Hibiscus Rd. Turn right at the black curtain in the chips aisle. If you reach the string cheese you've passed it. Keep your voice down.
January 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Classified: The Department of War planning meeting to invade Greenland will be held at the Palm Beach 7-11 on Hibiscus Rd. Turn right at the black curtain in the chips aisle. If you reach the string cheese you've passed it. Keep your voice down.
"Trump invoked the 1823 Monroe Doctrine to justify the Venezuelan strikes and renamed it the Don-Roe Doctrine."
Name changes coming:
The Bill of Donald's Always Rights
Donald J Trump and Christ mas.
Thirteenth/Fourteenth/Fifteenth and Trumpteenth Amendments
The Trumplaration of Independence
Name changes coming:
The Bill of Donald's Always Rights
Donald J Trump and Christ mas.
Thirteenth/Fourteenth/Fifteenth and Trumpteenth Amendments
The Trumplaration of Independence
January 4, 2026 at 12:36 AM
"Trump invoked the 1823 Monroe Doctrine to justify the Venezuelan strikes and renamed it the Don-Roe Doctrine."
Name changes coming:
The Bill of Donald's Always Rights
Donald J Trump and Christ mas.
Thirteenth/Fourteenth/Fifteenth and Trumpteenth Amendments
The Trumplaration of Independence
Name changes coming:
The Bill of Donald's Always Rights
Donald J Trump and Christ mas.
Thirteenth/Fourteenth/Fifteenth and Trumpteenth Amendments
The Trumplaration of Independence
"Trump Says US Captures Venezuelan Leader." Come on Venezuela, you owe us one. assface brings Maduro to NY so he can say a Muslim mayor is already letting in undocumented immigrants.
January 4, 2026 at 12:34 AM
"Trump Says US Captures Venezuelan Leader." Come on Venezuela, you owe us one. assface brings Maduro to NY so he can say a Muslim mayor is already letting in undocumented immigrants.
Oh look! Venezuelan oil has just spilled all over the Trumpstein files!
January 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Oh look! Venezuelan oil has just spilled all over the Trumpstein files!
We know money's tight for everyone. When you donate any amount to #tailsofjoy (even $1, it all adds up) you can email me at [email protected] & I will email you a free link to my show in SF from last week. Laugh and save lives. Happy New Year!
www.tailsofjoy.net/donate/
www.tailsofjoy.net/donate/
Donate to Tails of Joy
We are staffed entirely by volunteers; 100% of every donation is dedicated to animal welfare. Please donate today. No amount is too small. It all adds up!
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January 2, 2026 at 10:09 PM
We know money's tight for everyone. When you donate any amount to #tailsofjoy (even $1, it all adds up) you can email me at [email protected] & I will email you a free link to my show in SF from last week. Laugh and save lives. Happy New Year!
www.tailsofjoy.net/donate/
www.tailsofjoy.net/donate/
Happy New Year!!! Happy New York!!! A Christian, a Jew, and a Muslim walk in to a subway station....THAT is the America we know and love.
January 1, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Happy New Year!!! Happy New York!!! A Christian, a Jew, and a Muslim walk in to a subway station....THAT is the America we know and love.
Happy New Year! Happy New York!
January 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Happy New Year! Happy New York!
Happy New Year's Eve! Our partner on the CA/Mexico border thought this dog was dead. She wasn't. Now Greta looks like this & has a dream life. Donate any amount tailsofjoy.net/donate then email [email protected] & get a free TY link to our 12/26 comedy show in SF.
You're on the list!
You're on the list!
December 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Happy New Year's Eve! Our partner on the CA/Mexico border thought this dog was dead. She wasn't. Now Greta looks like this & has a dream life. Donate any amount tailsofjoy.net/donate then email [email protected] & get a free TY link to our 12/26 comedy show in SF.
You're on the list!
You're on the list!
If I'm not onstage there's no better new year's eve than pajamas and dogs (or cats).
December 31, 2025 at 7:09 AM
If I'm not onstage there's no better new year's eve than pajamas and dogs (or cats).
Donate to Steve Bluestein's FB b'day wish for Elayne's rescue org Tails of Joy & get a free link to the show Elayne just headlined in SF on Dec 26! No minimum amount. No FB? Donate directly for link! www.tailsofjoy.net/donate/
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December 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Donate to Steve Bluestein's FB b'day wish for Elayne's rescue org Tails of Joy & get a free link to the show Elayne just headlined in SF on Dec 26! No minimum amount. No FB? Donate directly for link! www.tailsofjoy.net/donate/
www.facebook.com/donate/15587...
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To my proud fellow Radical Left Scum.. We turned a dis into a left handed compliment. So let's all buy this Left Handed Compliments Ruler & save animals! It counts down from 12" to 1". We're all volunteer so 100% goes to rescue animals in the nick of time.
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December 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
To my proud fellow Radical Left Scum.. We turned a dis into a left handed compliment. So let's all buy this Left Handed Compliments Ruler & save animals! It counts down from 12" to 1". We're all volunteer so 100% goes to rescue animals in the nick of time.
www.tailsofjoy.net/product/left...
www.tailsofjoy.net/product/left...