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Jay Kraymer @kraymerman.bsky.social · 13h

Life is a constant desire to get WEIRDER and look WEIRDER and dress WEIRDER but being scared of scaring people off with your sheer girth of weirdness.

Chance is such an inspiration for me. It dresses full big weird queer fashion and that's so fucking admirable. I wish I could do that (collar)

Jay Kraymer @kraymerman.bsky.social · 13h

Based. Unbelievably based

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Jay Kraymer @kraymerman.bsky.social · 13h

Fekin "zoowee mama" bro. That's honestly funnier than the accidental flash

Love you beastie, but your ass is in a call with the cartoon wolf in a tux doing the "seeing a pretty lady" routine at you 🤦‍♀️

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Jay Kraymer @kraymerman.bsky.social · 13h

PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT, HAHAHA!!! ZOOWEE MAMA?!?!?! omggggggg that's hilarious

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Jay Kraymer @kraymerman.bsky.social · 13h

*shoulder pat, resolute, affirming nod* That's rough, buddy.

You'll get through this. I'm sure Park knows it was an accident, and everything will keep going as normal. And it'll eventually be a funny story to lol over

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Jay Kraymer @kraymerman.bsky.social · 13h

Could I work wearing a collar (name tag, phone number, etc) on the reg? Or is that too faggy for everyday life?

Cause I wanna get a collar to wear and I found a website that makes em custom, but is society ready for that? Someone who's outwardly weird in a way that could make folks uncomfortable? 🤔

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Jay Kraymer @kraymerman.bsky.social · 22h

The house cat life is the ideal, best life

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Jay Kraymer @kraymerman.bsky.social · 22h

Dude, so real. I don't like watching live streams, like at all, but mannnn Charlie Slimesicle is so funny. He is the #1 Internet Funny Guy

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Jay Kraymer @kraymerman.bsky.social · 3d

My. Fucking. God, dude. I am so sorry, capitalism fucking sucks. You are so strong for getting through that 🫂🫂🫂

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Jay Kraymer @kraymerman.bsky.social · 6d

We love faggots!!!

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Jay Kraymer @kraymerman.bsky.social · 6d

Pomni, Jax is a repeated, self-aware abuser, and your repeated attempts to befriend him is a betrayal of your friendship with Gangle

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Jay Kraymer @kraymerman.bsky.social · 6d

Dude, yes yes yes yesssssss! Fuck yeah, dude!!! High five! ✋

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Jay Kraymer @kraymerman.bsky.social · 7d

The best villains are the ones that use viscous, disgusting demon sludge as the source of their power, yet is also shown occasionally pointedly vomiting up said sludge.

Even as it gives them power, their body, on a base, visceral level, violently rejects it. Peak symbolism, istg

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Jay Kraymer @kraymerman.bsky.social · 8d

Buying a switch 2 is the same thing as paying for harry potter, you know

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Jay Kraymer @kraymerman.bsky.social · 10d

Autocorrect is based on your typing history, you know

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Jay Kraymer @kraymerman.bsky.social · 10d

Based

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Jay Kraymer @kraymerman.bsky.social · 15d

Lots of thoughts recently that I want to post about, but I know those should be therapist thoughts, not internet thoughts, so I won't. I'll procrastinate scheduling a session and ruminate instead

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Jay Kraymer @kraymerman.bsky.social · 17d

Your style of lineart is always charming, and I like the way you drew the head.

Are you okay, Taph?

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Jay Kraymer @kraymerman.bsky.social · 19d

I think I just experienced bottom dysphoria for the first time. Woo... :(

Jay Kraymer @kraymerman.bsky.social · 24d

FUCK YEAH WINNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

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Tybalt/Miles @ur-goblin-dad.bsky.social · Sep 9

When I tell people I don’t drink I usually just tell them I’ve just never been interested in it, but to be honest, it’s because I have never seen anything good come from alcohol. Not once in my life have I seen alcohol be a good thing.
Anyways a coworker I liked was fired yesterday, wanna guess why?

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Jay Kraymer @kraymerman.bsky.social · 27d

In terms of trashy chain diners, Denny's is by far the best.

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Jay Kraymer @kraymerman.bsky.social · 28d

Bruh, your parents are so cringe >:(

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Jay Kraymer @kraymerman.bsky.social · 28d

Nooooooo, it's bad for you

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Jay Kraymer @kraymerman.bsky.social · 28d

Tbf I also hear that hat manning on Benadryl is super dangerous (it's still od'ing) and not a fun time. Like, it's a horrible, traumatic time. I wouldn't recommend it

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