Jay Kraymer
@kraymerman.bsky.social
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My. Fucking. God, dude. I am so sorry, capitalism fucking sucks. You are so strong for getting through that 🫂🫂🫂
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Pomni, Jax is a repeated, self-aware abuser, and your repeated attempts to befriend him is a betrayal of your friendship with Gangle
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Dude, yes yes yes yesssssss! Fuck yeah, dude!!! High five! ✋
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The best villains are the ones that use viscous, disgusting demon sludge as the source of their power, yet is also shown occasionally pointedly vomiting up said sludge.

Even as it gives them power, their body, on a base, visceral level, violently rejects it. Peak symbolism, istg
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Buying a switch 2 is the same thing as paying for harry potter, you know
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Autocorrect is based on your typing history, you know
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Lots of thoughts recently that I want to post about, but I know those should be therapist thoughts, not internet thoughts, so I won't. I'll procrastinate scheduling a session and ruminate instead
kraymerman.bsky.social
Your style of lineart is always charming, and I like the way you drew the head.

Are you okay, Taph?
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I think I just experienced bottom dysphoria for the first time. Woo... :(
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FUCK YEAH WINNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
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When I tell people I don’t drink I usually just tell them I’ve just never been interested in it, but to be honest, it’s because I have never seen anything good come from alcohol. Not once in my life have I seen alcohol be a good thing.
Anyways a coworker I liked was fired yesterday, wanna guess why?
kraymerman.bsky.social
In terms of trashy chain diners, Denny's is by far the best.
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Bruh, your parents are so cringe >:(
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Nooooooo, it's bad for you
kraymerman.bsky.social
Tbf I also hear that hat manning on Benadryl is super dangerous (it's still od'ing) and not a fun time. Like, it's a horrible, traumatic time. I wouldn't recommend it
kraymerman.bsky.social
I believe in the cycle of existence. I will not kill anyone who I wouldn't want to eat afterwards.

Likewise, if you are to kill me, you have to promise to eat me afterwards. This is non-negotiable.
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And now I have emerged from my silksong-induced isolation (100%ed it), here's my findings:
-game really really good
-game really really hard
-hornet has canonically fucked
-canon it/its user NPC
-cute pilgrim (dog way)
-cute robot (bats eyelashes way)
-theological capitalism is disgusting

Recommend
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It's a really big game. A really big game that you *want* to play all of
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Don't sweat it. Even if we know logically that the post 9pm thoughts aren't true, they're insideous by design. They're bound to get you once in a while.

I'm glad it helped. Recovery is always a difficult path, but we'll be here with you always to help you. I love you, Chance 🫂🫂🫂
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Okay, I need you to do something for me. Put down your phone and go to sleep. Wait until the morning to think about this stuff. Your brain always lies to you after 9pm, it's a brain rule.

And you're not unfixable. The road to recovery isn't a straight line. Relapses r just minor setbacks. Ure ok! 🫂
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Hell yeah! Best birthday gift ever
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Yeah!!! It's one step in front of another, and it'll lead to the actual eval, which leads to the diagnosis!!! I'm happy for you, dude 😁🫶🫂
kraymerman.bsky.social
Oh my god, dude... I am so sorry, that is hell. I hope you're relaxing right now, you deserve it, because my utterly fuckable gods you deserve it.

A warm glass of milk and your favorite cookie to you! Right now!!!