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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 1m

Oh honey, the ruler says "no"

BuzzFeed headline:
OPINION. 24 Fun And Interesting Products From Etsy You May Have Never Seen Before. Photo shows a hand holding a brass ruler keychain marked to 6 inches and 6 inches only

LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 1d

While you're watching The Godfather or Annie Hall tonight, I'll be watching this

The First Wives Club with Bette Midler, Goldie Hawn, and Diane Keaton

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 1d

I sampled Prada's Paradigme and while I wouldn't wear it, I would sleep with a guy who is

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 2d

I'm exhausted from his lies going unchallenged. Did I mention he is ugly? Also, he is stupid. One of the dumbest people on our planet.

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 2d

Hi, I live in The Pearl. There are no fires — this is a lie. He is a liar. Some storefronts are boarded up because it's expensive to lease and our economy is in the toilet because Trump is an ugly idiot.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 2d

"Taste this, bitch" energy

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 2d

Agree

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 2d

Four looks from Dries Van Noten (but this was a weak show)

Dries Van Noten spring 2026 women's runway look

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 2d

BANKRUPT THEM

US citizen to file suit after targeted ICE arrest in Portland

Milwaukie resident Francisco Miranda, born in California, was arrested outside of his workplace on Oct. 2.

www.opb.org

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 2d

I am very uncomfortable with any government having biometric data on anyone

Reuters headline:

What do the EU's new biometric border checks mean for non-EU citizens?

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 2d

Back on their bullshit

instyle.com headline:

Cate Blanchett Looks Unrecognizable With Her Darkest and Shortest Hair in Decades

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 2d

Haha, gross

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 2d

My questions are about this person who doesn't know when Halloween occurs

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 2d

I don't want to be buried in a cemetery, I want to be tried as a witch and given a heretic's death

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 3d

Wait, you're *not* an ICE thug?

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 3d

TV show idea: Foxxy. In the near future, MAGA leaders have fled the country to escape justice. To bring them to trial, The Pentagon launches a covert squad of former Miss Universe contestants turned elite mercenaries — led by former black ops veteran, Jerrica Foxxy.