Matt Wagner
@mattwag.bsky.social
Recovering news addict trying to focus on other things.
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Matt Wagner
@mattwag.bsky.social
· Oct 17
I see a lot of new users are showing up, and I should probably put this out there.
Do you like legendary comic book creator, Matt Wagner?
So do I!
However, I am a secret other Matt Wagner that is not in any way affiliated with him.
Do you like legendary comic book creator, Matt Wagner?
So do I!
However, I am a secret other Matt Wagner that is not in any way affiliated with him.
I’m not joining a revolution unless there are fabric swatches and a lookbook.
The credibility of a terrorist operation is inversely proportional to the amount of fashion advice contained in its operational instructions
December 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I’m not joining a revolution unless there are fabric swatches and a lookbook.
I know he had an extraordinarily illustrious career, but I always think of Rob Reiner saying “peas and carrots peas and carrots” on 30 Rock.
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I know he had an extraordinarily illustrious career, but I always think of Rob Reiner saying “peas and carrots peas and carrots” on 30 Rock.
Reposted by Matt Wagner
Shout out to any parents that forgot about the damn elf until 5 minutes before it’s time for kids to wake up for school.
December 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Shout out to any parents that forgot about the damn elf until 5 minutes before it’s time for kids to wake up for school.
Reposted by Matt Wagner
AI: A New Thing to Clean Up After™
December 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
AI: A New Thing to Clean Up After™
Merry Christmouse!
This sure doesn't go where you think it's gonna go.
Christmas commercial for Infinitum (recycling company, Norway).
Animation : Brikk & Dept studios.
Inspiration : Don Bluth.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2twI...
Animation : Brikk & Dept studios.
Inspiration : Don Bluth.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2twI...
December 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Merry Christmouse!
Reposted by Matt Wagner
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
SCIENCE NEWS
SCIENCE NEWS
December 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
SCIENCE NEWS
SCIENCE NEWS
Reposted by Matt Wagner
Finally, something that will help me with my number one goal in life: Make my boss happy!
Hassett: "The way to think about what AI & its agents can do is they can act as if they're the best coach you've ever had. And so while you're trying to figure out, how do I make my boss happy? It's like you've got a coach right there with you every step of the way."
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Finally, something that will help me with my number one goal in life: Make my boss happy!
I thought we were on the verge of Woke 2.0, but then Pantone goes and chooses a “playful and light depiction of white” as the color of the year for 2026.
December 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I thought we were on the verge of Woke 2.0, but then Pantone goes and chooses a “playful and light depiction of white” as the color of the year for 2026.
I switched from Spotify to Apple Music in October when Spotify started running ICE commercials.
Looking at Wrapped and Replay, I think I have a problem.
4,309 artists on Spotify
1,141 artists on Apple Music
Looking at Wrapped and Replay, I think I have a problem.
4,309 artists on Spotify
1,141 artists on Apple Music
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I switched from Spotify to Apple Music in October when Spotify started running ICE commercials.
Looking at Wrapped and Replay, I think I have a problem.
4,309 artists on Spotify
1,141 artists on Apple Music
Looking at Wrapped and Replay, I think I have a problem.
4,309 artists on Spotify
1,141 artists on Apple Music
You know what healthcare solution we haven’t tried?
Giving women the mental labor of negotiating with insurance companies to determine the right price for each and every treatment their family needs!
Giving women the mental labor of negotiating with insurance companies to determine the right price for each and every treatment their family needs!
Sen. Roger Marshall on the Republican healthcare plan: "By the way, women make 80% of the healthcare decisions on where you're going to go. They're great shoppers."
December 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
You know what healthcare solution we haven’t tried?
Giving women the mental labor of negotiating with insurance companies to determine the right price for each and every treatment their family needs!
Giving women the mental labor of negotiating with insurance companies to determine the right price for each and every treatment their family needs!
I know it is early and things could change, but seeing this makes me giddy.
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I know it is early and things could change, but seeing this makes me giddy.
Scrolling through my Skyline, and thrilled to be able to say “I know that robot!” when this pops up.
December 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Scrolling through my Skyline, and thrilled to be able to say “I know that robot!” when this pops up.
For years now, when I hear any mention of Ladies Love Bean, I think about this.
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
For years now, when I hear any mention of Ladies Love Bean, I think about this.
Reposted by Matt Wagner
maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
I asked Grok how to roast a turkey, and it keeps using forbidden words and says it is in “unhinged mode”
It’s going to be epic when I read some of these to my family while we eat raw meat.
It’s going to be epic when I read some of these to my family while we eat raw meat.
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I asked Grok how to roast a turkey, and it keeps using forbidden words and says it is in “unhinged mode”
It’s going to be epic when I read some of these to my family while we eat raw meat.
It’s going to be epic when I read some of these to my family while we eat raw meat.
Good work everyone, nice to see that we are having a very normal news day today.
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Good work everyone, nice to see that we are having a very normal news day today.
Reposted by Matt Wagner
if something goes wrong, i simply say “that’s camp” and move on emotionally unstable but spiritually correct
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
if something goes wrong, i simply say “that’s camp” and move on emotionally unstable but spiritually correct
I long for the days when I had to stop and think when someone asked, “who is the director of HHS?”
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I long for the days when I had to stop and think when someone asked, “who is the director of HHS?”
Reposted by Matt Wagner
hoof → hooves
grooves ← groof
grooves ← groof
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
hoof → hooves
grooves ← groof
grooves ← groof
When the leitmotif from another movie plays in the sequel.
a large group of stuffed animals are sitting in a theater with an exit sign above them
Alt: a large group of stuffed animals are sitting in a theater with an exit sign above them. The begin cheering and clapping.
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
When the leitmotif from another movie plays in the sequel.
Sorry I had to cancel all my meetings today.
This morning, my high-school aged daughter told me she wants a pair of Doc Martens for Christmas, and I have spent the entire day trying to figure out how to get unstuck from this time-loop I’ve apparently found myself in
This morning, my high-school aged daughter told me she wants a pair of Doc Martens for Christmas, and I have spent the entire day trying to figure out how to get unstuck from this time-loop I’ve apparently found myself in
today.th
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Sorry I had to cancel all my meetings today.
This morning, my high-school aged daughter told me she wants a pair of Doc Martens for Christmas, and I have spent the entire day trying to figure out how to get unstuck from this time-loop I’ve apparently found myself in
This morning, my high-school aged daughter told me she wants a pair of Doc Martens for Christmas, and I have spent the entire day trying to figure out how to get unstuck from this time-loop I’ve apparently found myself in
Is this how we get Batgirl?
people just dumping everything before the epstein files get released
The infamous flop has released its long-unseen final eight episodes for free, allowing U.S. Friends diehards to watch the spinoff's full run for the first time.
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Is this how we get Batgirl?