Matt Wagner
mattwag.bsky.social
Matt Wagner
@mattwag.bsky.social
Recovering news addict trying to focus on other things.
This list is like a ranch home, it’s just one story.
December 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM
It is a lifesaving skill to have an emergency cheeseboard at the ready in times of crisis🫡
December 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Quick question: which one is the minute nipple, and which is the second?
December 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Why is this not front page news everywhere!?

Is the lamestream media in the pocket of big underwear?
December 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Waiting for Stellifera to be introduced in 2E.
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM
They really should clarify if it is a sanctuary FOR butterflies or FROM butterflies.
December 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
1. Mad Men

2. There are guys with vomit hoses
December 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
How can you joke at a time like this when all the arctic animals are suffering from climate change?
December 4, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Before I canceled my Spotify in October, I was a heavy user, but I would estimate 90% of what I listen to was released this year, or maybe the tail end of 2024.

I’m 47 but got a “Listening Age” of 17.

My 10-year old and 14-year-old daughters got older
December 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Their first album came out my Freshman year of college, and I introduced a lot of people to them since I was so obsessed.

This was their first headlining tour in the US.

Only previous tour was as the opening act for Live, which is up there as the most mismatched lineup ever.
December 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I drove two hours through Tropical Storm Frances to see them at Numbers in Houston on the tour for this album.

100% worth the risk.
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM