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park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · 8d

dude what's his crukking problem???

park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · 11d

*no*, i'm *lalo*.

park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · 11d

uhhhhhhhhhhh.

park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · 11d

cruk! you saw right through my plan! i was gonna say too bad and reveal a second pizza.

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park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · 12d

@delasi.bsky.social wanna split a chocolate pizza?

park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · 12d

i dunno if you're ready . . .

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park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · 12d

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · 13d

duuuude. i got that DOG in me.

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park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · 28d

aha, heyyy

𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐉𝐎𝐁 @delasi.bsky.social · 28d

park ranger lalo kinda...

park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · 28d

sure can. love ya. ( he puts on an overly dramatic stern military general voice, like in the cartoon holovids lalo only lets them watch as a special treat. today is a special day. why not live them? )

atten-*shun*! alright, soldiers! let's get to it!

𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐉𝐎𝐁 @delasi.bsky.social · 28d

oh, great shout, i'll make a threatening call! watch the kids?

( she gives him a quick kiss on the lips. the kids groan. )

you're the best!

park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · 28d

it's cool, it's cool. maybe see if one of the guests can pick it up from the, uhhhh pat-- patrick-- the-- the patricia-- the *fancy bakery* on the way.

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park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · 28d

it's cool, it's cool. maybe see if one of the guests can pick it up from the, uhhhh pat-- patrick-- the-- the patricia-- the *fancy bakery* on the way.

𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐉𝐎𝐁 @delasi.bsky.social · 28d

( flash of panic. )

no!!!

i'll be right back!!!

park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · 28d

hmmmm, i don't know. what do you two think, eh chicos? nana and grandpa del could be here *real* soon, we could maybe make a *den* out of pillows and *surprise* 'em, *huh*? let the food come to *us*.

'cos momma here's gotta go and sort out the cake. you didn't forget the cake, right, del?

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park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · 28d

hmmmm, i don't know. what do you two think, eh chicos? nana and grandpa del could be here *real* soon, we could maybe make a *den* out of pillows and *surprise* 'em, *huh*? let the food come to *us*.

'cos momma here's gotta go and sort out the cake. you didn't forget the cake, right, del?

𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐉𝐎𝐁 @delasi.bsky.social · 28d

( she grins, sidling closer, a rare alcoholic drink in her unblemished hand. )

but is there enough meat on her for all of us? maybe we can cook up nana del instead, she'll crisp up real nice...

park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · 28d

i used some of that sohila, dude. i think the grassfeed *really* gives it this kinda *sweet* smell? you feel that?

hey, they say girls're made of sugar and spice and all things nice, just saying . . .

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park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · 28d

i used some of that sohila, dude. i think the grassfeed *really* gives it this kinda *sweet* smell? you feel that?

hey, they say girls're made of sugar and spice and all things nice, just saying . . .

𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐉𝐎𝐁 @delasi.bsky.social · 28d

AAAAA MY HOUSE!!!

no it looks great! smells good too. which one of the kids are we cooking first...

park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · 28d

@delasi.bsky.social check out this barbeque, yo!

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park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · 28d

@delasi.bsky.social check out this barbeque, yo!

park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · Sep 12

-- his voice sounds exactly like )

yo, chicos. if your momma says you're done, you can come out and help your old man build the barbecue, okay? i'll need some *big strong arms*.

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park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · Sep 12

( he has eyes the color of honey, just like art's, but they have del's sensitivity, a destined thinker, like his mama. he babbles happily about his day, about his sister, about all the cool trees and tree cones papi's been showing them. yes, he will be a thinker. --

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park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · Sep 11

( with an intense dad flourish: ) the BARBEQUE! i gotta build it.

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park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · Sep 11

i was tryna arrange the guest list! do you know how *hard* it is to send one of them, uh, fax pigeons?

okay, cool, you good to watch 'em while i start outside? i'll sort out the *chairs*, and the, uh, *drinks* . . . and *don't worry*, i remembered the fancy cushion for pops.

*then* . . .

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park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · Sep 11

yo, yo, we've gotta *keep it down*, remember, 'cos mom's on a big call upstairs, *okay*?

( to del, shaking his head, but still beaming: ) yeah, uh, maybe the siesta was. my bad.

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park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · Sep 11

( lalo, hands on hips, a toothy grin not unlike his kids, raises his hands in mock surrender. ) woah, woah, i'm not getting involved here. they're practicing their self defense, *right*, chicos?

( the twins howl, giggling, pouncing on their prey like wolf cubs. lalo is a bad influence. )

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park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · Sep 11

( quickly catching the girl before she lands head first, eyes widening, almost - ALMOST - swearing. )

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park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · Sep 11

( throwing all three off like a . . . well, giant wolf escaping his confines. ) a-WOOOOOO ! ! !

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park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · Sep 11

oh, *shoot*, chicos, mama's getting involved, be cool, *BE COOL*.

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park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · Sep 11

( the sound of kids giggling and squealing in delight; playtime. lalo is on his knees, one kid currently dangling off his neck, the other pulling at his hair. )

h-- hey! in here!

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park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · Sep 11

mmmmm . . .

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