Lamb
@lambhypnosis.bsky.social
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Sultry bogan tones 🫰 They/she/he🖖 MDNI🖕
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Stolen lemons are just so delicious when you think about it.. how your mouth waters when you concentrate on that sour scent.. how your mouth waters and you drool.. probably not much else for you. You understand that you'll get stuck there, but we both know it's something yummy for me.
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Miss your face! Coming that way to photograph your shiny ass next year! 🥹😘😘😘😘🥰🥰
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Me when I forget I have friends and they're on my socials, and I actually feel silly.

Bonus: me, when I forget I have friends and they mention my patreon and I forget that I gifted it to them.... And I'm like... Do I tell the story of how we met? IM TEMPTED. it's very lamb coded and weird
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Those vegetables cut up and ready to go. My fake mince waiting to be heated up and covered in HOT HOT honey that I made myself. Hitting those protein goals in neatly packed up meals with no meat... And then, my sweet, we have the fruit 🍋
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Omg friend! I didn't know you were here!!!!! And this made me very happy
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One day I'm going to share a photo of my weekly meal prep and you're all going to be like "oh wow. Oh my gosh, Lamb, those nearly organised meals make you look so dominant right now. So nutritious. Much delicious. Many simp"

Or something like that.
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Thank you. I thought it was adorable 🥰
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Who is doing locktober this year?
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Should I get more tattoos?

(The answer is yes)
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Here's a lovely picture that a Good Boy drew of me. Thank you, @diss3cted.bsky.social You are beautiful. Thank you for being here and for being so supportive over the last year.
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🎊 It’s my one-year anniversary of following @lambhypnosis.bsky.social on Patreon.

Celebrate the occasion with me! 🎊

✨ I am giving away 3 gift subscriptions to their "Lamb Simp" tier. ✨

Reply here to claim! First come, first served 😊
Screenshot of a Patreon voucher:
LAMB
Lamb Simp | 1 month
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If I don't survive tell my wife hello.

If you know that quote you won!
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Let me give you a scrub
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Well now I have to play it
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@golden-abyss.itch.io's contribution to the PORN PARODY COLLAB is quite unique - They made a TTRPG, "Lemon Heist", inspired by Grant Howitt’s "Honey Heist", and another play on the infamous "Lemon Stealing Whores" 🍋🤭

Download the info on the collab page:
thehypnocollective.com/projects/por...
Porn Parody - The Hypno Collective
Let us take you away from this world for a second, and into porn-land, where every problem is solved with sex. The Hypno Collective has come together, harder than ever, to pump out a playlist full of ...
thehypnocollective.com
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I've developed a habit of buying myself treats on the nights I stay up too late. It's fun because I usually forget about it, then when I get an email it's like a surprise gift to myself.