@Lane_
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Husband, father, Heat and Dolphins lifer, Beatles fanatic #girldad Occupation: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
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More like Baddicus
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Who wants to tell him
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If Democrats want to win, like actually take power back, they will run candidates dedicated to jailing every person responsible for these stories.
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ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.

Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Houston, Texas
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Acab
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A lawsuit alleges a Black postal worker died after officers ignored clear signs he was suffering from a massive stroke, believing his medical emergency was drugs

The suit says guards left him helpless on a jail cell floor in his own urine for hours
KARE 11 Investigates: Postal worker died after police mistook stroke for drug impairment
Kingsley Bimpong was jailed instead of hospitalized; video shows guards ignored his suffering for hours.
www.kare11.com
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Me when the new Civil War breaks out:
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Kas Jakucionis plays ball on my tv tonight
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Temu Jokic? 😮
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Yang Hansen full highlight reel against Sacramento. #YangHansen #Blazers #RipCity
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Yang Hansen full highlights vs. Sacramento Kings - preseason (124-123 W):
16 Points on 5/8 FG (62.5%), 2/3 from 3, 4/4 FT, 4 Rebounds (2 Off. Rebs), 1 Assist (3 TOV), 3 Blocks, 5 PF, and a +/- of +9 in 17:08 minutes played.

Almost every play he was involved in
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GDI...
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Congrats to you and your better half

Also congrats on the sex
lanemit.bsky.social
Only sociopaths run for high public office
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Who among us hasn't stumped scalding mashed potatoes on our spouse's head?
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Katie Porter dumped scalding mashed potatoes on then-husband's head, resurfaced divorce docs reveal
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Entering the Anne Frank stage of the administration I see
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I bet he could beat you in a race, Greg
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Greg Abbott tells Pritzker to "stop complaining and do some pushups"
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Oh we are finished finished
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Melania Trump: "President Putin and I have had an open channel of communication."
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Jeremy Lin upon seeing Wade and having flashbacks to Rio and Norris Cole