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No amount of pumps from Rodgers could ever be sexy enough to draw a penalty
Glass ceiling is an accidentally fantastic play on Glasner's surname. They now have a much higher Glas ceiling.
Joey Bosa and Fred van Vleet both tore their ACLs. How sad that one of them is injured!
Some might consider today a Turning Point.
Are we really all supposed to pretend that Rüdiger isn't the problem with the back line?
You need a friend or family member to watch you play and when they catch you dying, they step in front of the screen with a large hand drawn sign
For me, satire is the elevation of an idea by reducing an alternative idea to its lowest common denominator version, wherein we find it laughable. The problem is that I might have also just described how strawmen operate, except that strawman argumentation is only accidentally darkly funny.
The sentence "workers are more intuitive than the pundit class" is both perfectly based and incredibly cringe and idk what to do with that. Hopefully they at least followed it up with laughter
Today's Giro d'Italia stage gave us mutually assured destruction in a way I've never seen play out so completely and dramatically in a sporting context. Cinema
We are all Palace fans today
If you stab a man but you leave the scene before he dies, it is not actually murder! Plus, it was God's fault anyway, He could have stepped in!
Corruption requires explict quid pro quo. It is not corrupt to take an action that aligns with the interest of a person who gives you a gift, unless the official action was in direct response to that gift--a bribe. Terms matter. Accuracy and fairness matters. Regardless of what social media wants.
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“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
You know how an NFL team w/a lead would be better off taking a knee 3x and putting rather than throwing INTs and fumbling? Tonight's Celtics could have saved us all the trouble and accepted the shot clock violations, and it would have had no bearing on the final score.
Tonight was some of the worst basketball I've seen in a long time
Tonight was some of the worst basketball I've seen in a long time
Facts... literacy and empathy are and always have been left wing values
The Donald Trump administration has now terminated grants that have been used to fund PBS Kids programming.

Trump's Department of Education will now prioritize funding for meaningful learning and improving student outcomes instead of divisive ideologies and “woke propaganda.”
Hopefully OG got all the makes out of his system too
It's wild that everyone had a trash shooting night, without exception. Idk if I've ever seen everyone suck at the same time, usually there's at least one guy for whom law of averages applies and since he's the guy they feed him and that helps offset the others. No such luck last night
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the guy in the snapdragon commercial who uses ai to generate a bedtime story to tell his kids demonstrates that ai is really useful for inventing new and astonishing ways to be a loser
If you read this quote out of context, it seems to reaffirm the reputation that in recent years Dortmund isn't super committed to winning anything lol
Guy Who Says Confusing Things + Guy Who Is Easily Confused
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Pedro Pascal's dancing on the AirPods commercial is entertaining enough for me to temporarily not be annoyed that I'm watching an Apple ad.