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lasuiter.bsky.social
The Ghost of Corbin Trotter
@lasuiter.bsky.social
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Coffee, puns, and disdain. When not having a difficulty, I'm in a row.
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 19m
Which ties into my oft-repeated rants about the conglomerate ownership of local news outlets and their insidious right-wing manipulation of content.

Anyway, welcome back! A Portia-less Bluesky is a dull Bluesky. 😁
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 25m
I can verify that the promo spots for one of the local news channels decontextualized it to the point that you couldn't discern if the LAC vote was to protect people from, or to abet the feds. The purpose of the emergency declaration was obscured, except that it was tied to immigration raids.
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 7h
Maybe we'll get paneer the end of these puns soon. 🤓
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 8h
Nikki will think we've had Emmental breakdown when she sees these tomorrow. 😂
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 9h
It's exactly what happened to the Mariners starter the other night, who was brilliant after giving up his first pitch to a HR. But Yamamoto was terrible in his previous start and I had my reasons.
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 9h
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 9h
The initial Brewer HR was an unpleasant jolt that caused me to be edgy until Kiké's double. Then it was a delicate optimism after that.
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 10h
Your Los Angeles Dodgers are 2-0 in the NLCS. 🤩
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 10h
Rest well and feel better! Good night! 💛
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 10h
I almost feel bad for the thread Jack!
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 10h
Just how long can we string cheese puns? 🤔
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 11h
My aim is to be the GOAT of cheese puns!
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 11h
That made me laugh until I was bleu. 😁 💙
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 11h
I'm grate-ful for your support!
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 11h
Are you saying I'm on a roll? 🤣🥖
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 11h
My cheese puns are a cottage industry!
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 12h
I'm gouda for something!
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 12h
Your lemon crops survived! 🍋
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 12h
Cheese is the ultimate wedge issue. 🤪 🧀
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 12h
It better be, because my pizza had a truckload of it.
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 14h
The best national anthem I recall from the '90s was by Aaron Neville at one of the NOLA Super Bowls. Of course, he could make us cry singing the phone book, so...
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 14h
I remember they were the Super Bowl halftime show in January 1979. Those have come a long way.
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 14h
He knows. It's deliberate. There are already Magas defending him because somehow secretly deep-statey, Biden recruited all those agents 4 years before when he was VP, and then doing it again as president-elect.

As always, I wish I was making that up.
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 16h
Republicans would propose that newborns *pay* $10 million instead, and the Bern-sniffers would be complaining that Democrats are only doing the bare minimum to distinguish themselves from Republicans.

Democrats: "Okay, babies get $20 million then."

Incoherent Leftists: "WHY ISN'T IT $30 MILLION?"
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 16h
We could give every baby $10 million dollars at birth and make sure all their material needs are met. Food, clothing, shelter, healthcare, education, retirement, everything.

And the Incoherent Left would still be whining, shitty, tantrum-throwing pissants screaming that it should be $20 million.
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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 16h
We could give every baby $10 million dollars at birth and make sure all their material needs are met. Food, clothing, shelter, healthcare, education, retirement, everything.

And the Incoherent Left would still be whining, shitty, tantrum-throwing pissants screaming that it should be $20 million.
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