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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 1h

Maybe we'll get paneer the end of these puns soon. 🤓

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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 2h

Nikki will think we've had Emmental breakdown when she sees these tomorrow. 😂

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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 2h

It's exactly what happened to the Mariners starter the other night, who was brilliant after giving up his first pitch to a HR. But Yamamoto was terrible in his previous start and I had my reasons.

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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 2h

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a woman in a vampire costume is holding a trident .

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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 2h

The initial Brewer HR was an unpleasant jolt that caused me to be edgy until Kiké's double. Then it was a delicate optimism after that.

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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 3h

Your Los Angeles Dodgers are 2-0 in the NLCS. 🤩

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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 3h

Rest well and feel better! Good night! 💛

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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 3h

I almost feel bad for the thread Jack!

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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 4h

Just how long can we string cheese puns? 🤔

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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 4h

My aim is to be the GOAT of cheese puns!

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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 4h

That made me laugh until I was bleu. 😁 💙

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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 5h

I'm grate-ful for your support!

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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 5h

Are you saying I'm on a roll? 🤣🥖

The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 5h

My cheese puns are a cottage industry!

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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 5h

I'm gouda for something!

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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 5h

Your lemon crops survived! 🍋

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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 5h

Cheese is the ultimate wedge issue. 🤪 🧀

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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 5h

It better be, because my pizza had a truckload of it.

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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 7h

The best national anthem I recall from the '90s was by Aaron Neville at one of the NOLA Super Bowls. Of course, he could make us cry singing the phone book, so...

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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 8h

I remember they were the Super Bowl halftime show in January 1979. Those have come a long way.

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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 8h

He knows. It's deliberate. There are already Magas defending him because somehow secretly deep-statey, Biden recruited all those agents 4 years before when he was VP, and then doing it again as president-elect.

As always, I wish I was making that up.

The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 10h

Republicans would propose that newborns *pay* $10 million instead, and the Bern-sniffers would be complaining that Democrats are only doing the bare minimum to distinguish themselves from Republicans.

Democrats: "Okay, babies get $20 million then."

Incoherent Leftists: "WHY ISN'T IT $30 MILLION?"

The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 10h

We could give every baby $10 million dollars at birth and make sure all their material needs are met. Food, clothing, shelter, healthcare, education, retirement, everything.

And the Incoherent Left would still be whining, shitty, tantrum-throwing pissants screaming that it should be $20 million.

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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 10h

We could give every baby $10 million dollars at birth and make sure all their material needs are met. Food, clothing, shelter, healthcare, education, retirement, everything.

And the Incoherent Left would still be whining, shitty, tantrum-throwing pissants screaming that it should be $20 million.

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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 10h

We're all tired of losing people who enriched our lives with their art and creativity. So very fucking tired.

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The Ghost of Corbin Trotter @lasuiter.bsky.social · 12h

Knittin' Nails

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