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@late555.bsky.social

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🇬🇧 Peace to all. Except 🍊💩 of course. He can go to hell. Where he'll probably proclaim he can Make Hell Great Again.

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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · Jul 26

Most former presidents have their portraits hanging in the White House.

I'm hoping Trump will be hung from one of his flagpoles, personally...

Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 3h

To soon?

Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 3h

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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 4h

I got no reply. Very odd.

Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 3h

You guys really need to lock this shit down. General strike, for a sustained period.

Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 3h

Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 4h

Remember when Donald J Turnip said he's going to release the unredacted Epstein Files as soon as he becomes President?

I must've gotten distracted in January - I totally missed them getting released!

Was there anyone famous in there?

Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 4h

Noem misunderstood when Krasnov instructed her to use "Telegram" to send messages in future...

Fake. Satire. Not real.

Fake telegram:
ICE Gruppenführer Portland (STOP) You are instructed to find and kill a terrorist in inflatable frog costume (STOP) Victim shall have weapon and antifa manifesto found on the body inside the suit (STOP) Potus will declare illegal to wear inflatable outfits soon (STOP) More to follow (END)

Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 4h

I got no reply. Very odd.

Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 5h

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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 4d

Well that's pretty much a "No".
I'll definitely stop asking about the Epstein Files, then.
- 𝑵𝒐𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚

Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 5h

You know what - I think they'll be okay without America's "help" 🤣

Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 5h

He looks so proud, bless him.

Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 5h

He'll steal every last penny from the US for his progeny
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 4d

While everyone is busy looking for the Epstein Files, looking at Portland, looking at Chicago, looking at Mike Johnson, looking at Gaza…

AI image: "A tall, imposing US Army general with a stern expression, wearing a formal uniform adorned with numerous medals and insignia, has his back to the viewer, engaged in a serious conversation on a sleek, high-tech telephone, while overseeing a group of busy soldiers in camouflage uniforms, who are meticulously loading massive amounts of gold bullion bars into the back of large, military-grade trucks, parked in front of the imposing, neoclassical-style Federal Reserve building, with its distinctive columns and grand stone facade, under a clear, sunny sky with a few wispy clouds."
Speech bubble: "Yes Mr President - it's completely emptied now. Sir, am I sending these trucks to Mar-a-Lago, like the others?"

Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 5h

Trump proving himself the exception, as usual… 😑

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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 6h

Same. I've got nothing.
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 2d

Obviously it's mental that Trump is allowing Qatar an airforce base in Idaho, but look at the positive side. Now Qatar can more easily defend their ... erm ... their territory ... no ... their interests in ... erm ...
No, I give up.

Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 6h

Perhaps he'd like antifa, too, if he just got to know them.

Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 7h

17% are unknown‽ 😂

Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 8h

Your bottom line is definitely the most worrying part about the government kidnapping and disappearing/deporting people.

Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 9h

Argentina - notorious retirement spot for fleeing Nazis - gets $20bn b̶r̶i̶b̶e̶ economic stability from the US.

Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 10h

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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 10h

Pre-order now to unlock Frog's twerking animation on day one.

Fake. Satire. Not real.

Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 10h

Pre-order now to unlock Frog's twerking animation on day one.

Fake. Satire. Not real.

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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 17h

It's so odd to me that I am 𝒏𝒐𝒕 one of the top ten most responded accounts on Bluesky 😂

Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 17h

Damn.
For a moment, there, my mind took me back to 1989 with Suzie in that vacant portacabin at my college.

I hope she's doing well. I didn't see her much after we got out of the hospital but I often think about her to this day.

Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 18h

That's certainly some words...