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Late555
@late555.bsky.social
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Peace to all.
Except 🍊💩 of course.

I troll MAGA on their "Truth" network so that you don't have to.

I swear. A lot. Apologies to anyone offended by it. I fully understand if you block me because of it.
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · Jul 26
Most former presidents have their portraits hanging in the White House.

I'm hoping Trump will be hung from one of his flagpoles, personally...
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November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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𝙎𝙘𝙝𝙧ö𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧'𝙨 𝙏𝙬𝙖𝙩｡

Don't check on him. Let me enjoy his death a moment longer.
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Free Gobble?

They're making this shit too easy...
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Yeah, that's fair enough 🤣

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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It was only 6 months ago, but those six months feel like a decade
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Disorder.
And chaos.
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Trump can't be bought 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Sounds to me like Leavitt is saying that Rubio "has no idea what they're talking about"...
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Eat shit ICE Barbie.
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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😏
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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What's the worst that could happen?...
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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They're slow, but maybe they'll all get there eventually...
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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In a radical break from insulting Donald Trump, here's a picture of my cats - Ghost and Ripley.
They have one braincell which they share - though they've misplaced it today.

More bio in "ALT".
Ghost (left) and Ripley (right) are sisters, and recently celebrated their sixth birthday. In their first few months they were abandoned at birth, taken in by a local cat rescue, adopted by someone, and then given back to the cat rescue because their (relatively minor) health issues were too much for the new owners. Sarah and I adopted them in March 2020. Aside from a distinct lack of teeth, both cats are doing really well now ❤️
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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He's now posting proof that he's wrong, thinking that it's proof that he's right.

I can't believe this joker...
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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🤫🐷
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Hmmmm 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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🤐
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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I'm so glad America is being run by someone who is definitely of sound mind... 😑
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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I think you're already pretty good at it, but okay.
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Orban is quoted as saying "mmmhhnnngghgmmhhgghgm" - but his mouth was full of Putin's dick at the time...
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Many great lawyers are saying...
Not official. Not authorised by The Simpsons. I assume their agreement. If incorrect please let me know and I'll remove it.
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Interim plans for Phase II of the White House renovations have been leaked...
Not real. Fake. Satire. Obviously. But these are crazy days and sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction, so it's probably best that I clarify here that it's not real...
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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American politics is such a complex battleground. The layman could never understand all of the complexities.

American politics:
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Imagine, for a moment...
@rapidresponse47 "I would like to get to PEACE... We're trying to get it ended. One way or the other, we have to get it ended," says President @realDonald Trump on his Russia-Ukraine peace proposal. If Zelensky rejects the plan, "then he can continue to fight his little heart out." @Late555 Replying to @rapidresponse47 and @realDonald Trump Imagine the US giving up its entire nuclear arsenal in exchange for guarantees from other countries. (It wouldn't happen, of course. But just imagine for a moment...) Then the US gets invaded by a much bigger country. Not to worry, though. You've got security guarantees, right? And the other countries initially help out with some weapons and aid; then the other countries start asking for payment for those weapons, and say "no that financial aid was a loan, and we're backdating interest, and I'm not sure you're using your money the right way"; then they say "you don't seem grateful -surrender a quarter of your country to the attackers, agree not to have an army to defend yourself in future, and give us mining rights in the rest of the country or we'll side with the attackers." And the real kicker: "Don't worry, though. If you agree to our amazing plan we'll guarantee your security...
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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He really is one of the worst humans to have ever existed 🤬
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM