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Late555
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🇬🇧 Peace to all. Except 🍊💩 of course. He can go to hell. Where he'll probably proclaim he can Make Hell Great Again.
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · Jul 26
Most former presidents have their portraits hanging in the White House.

I'm hoping Trump will be hung from one of his flagpoles, personally...
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 47m
Trump's Nuts.
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 48m
As he loves rubbing our noses in the corruption:
Fake. Satire. Not real. The President's Nuts! I bought this peanut farm from some LOSER former President who clearly knows NOTHING about running a business, and you can show your support for the United States by buying Trump's Nuts! "Every Day I'm Hustling" Available flavors: Plane Assaulted "Guaranteed Tariff Free!"
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 48m
As he loves rubbing our noses in the corruption:
Fake. Satire. Not real. The President's Nuts! I bought this peanut farm from some LOSER former President who clearly knows NOTHING about running a business, and you can show your support for the United States by buying Trump's Nuts! "Every Day I'm Hustling" Available flavors: Plane Assaulted "Guaranteed Tariff Free!"
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 51m
Just gonna give this a little polish...
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 55m
The US is at war with the US, and the government has been furloughed, but he's managed to bribe and prop up the economy of the country that's best known for being a refuge for Nazis.
Brilliant.
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 58m
Dear Trump.
If annual physicals now happen every six months, can I please claim my annual tax rebate twice a year?

As you've put the tax department on furlough please just send me a check now.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 1h
Imagine being the most notorious pedophile in history and being mad you didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Imagine being mad you didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize while you’re busy stirring up Civil War in your own country.
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 5h
I wonder if he might now push for an end to Russia's invasion of Ukraine.
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Vladimir! Buddy! Listen, apparently the thing with Bibi wasn't enough so I might not be going to heaven... I'm really sorry, boss, but I'm going to need you to end your invasion of, erm... wherever it was you invaded.
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 5h
No, AI - that's not how hands work! Screw it. It'll do... 😂
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 6h
This means WAR!
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 6h
Fake. Satire. Not a real quote.
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 7h
The ultimate insult will be when Trump buys a peanut farm and starts promoting it from the Oval Office. 😡
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 7h
She should definitely stay away from boats for a while...
BBC: Venezuelan democracy activist María Corina Machado wins Nobel Peace Prize Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado has been awarded this year's Nobel Peace Prize... COMMENT: Oh shit! You thought Trump hated Venezuela before? You ain't seen nothing yet...
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 15h
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 1d
I can't believe RFK's still got his job
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 15h
Norway braces for the worst...
Fake. Satire. Mirth. Not real. Falsehood. AI image of US gunships hovering menacingly over the Nobel Institute.
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 19h
To be fair, he takes on some challenging roles and gets good reviews on IMDb...
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 19h
🛹

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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 1d
Careful, guys. I think they're trying to infiltrate our organisation.
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 19h
😂 Americans are so strange
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 19h
Americans.
They never learn. 😒
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 20h
America also doesn't 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 much history.

My house is older than the US.
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 1d
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 1d
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 1d
I can't believe RFK's still got his job
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 1d
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 1d
I can't believe RFK's still got his job
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Late555 @late555.bsky.social · 1d
I can't believe RFK's still got his job
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