The family values party. www.texastribune.org/2025/07/25/g...

There isn't a ketchup bottle or an adult diaper that is safe tonight. Spanky Two Scoops is gonna be LIVID. LOL!

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Where is QAnon? I found the pedo pizza place, and suddenly they’re not interested. 👇

Howard Dean.

We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

Racist birth trash Melania destroyed the Rose Garden back in 2017 and now her disgusting husband paved over it with cement turning into a gray depressing patio, the once gorgeous garden is gone forever. They’re the personification of evil. Trashy tasteless rejects.

Summer fun time!

You are a truly good man.

I signed the final bills Melissa Hortman shepherded through the most narrowly divided legislature in the county. All of them bipartisan.

We debated, we found common ground, and we compromised.

That’s how democracy should function.

Trump rolls into the G7 summit complaining about how mean they are to Putin, trashes America on foreign soil, confused the EU with the UK, dropped papers on the ground, trashed Tucker Carlson, accomplished nothing, then bailed early to escalate a war. MAGA!

Never forget.