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writerlane

@writerlane.bsky.social

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Writer, web dev, doodler, fiber junky, tool builder, equality chaser. Vegan. Ace. She/Her. I don't use bluesky for dating. Use that information wisely. Image above: my piece parodying the Coppertone girl as a mummy and a cat tugging at her bandages.

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writerlane @writerlane.bsky.social · 1d

Dinner blitz! I went crazy. Mashed potatoes, carrots and broccoli sautéed in maple syrup, soy sauce and garlic, and gardein turkey patties with gravy. #veganfood #dinnertime

Plate with sautéed broccoli onions and carrots, side of gardein turkey and mashed potatoes with gravy

writerlane @writerlane.bsky.social · 1d

oh yes. I hate hot jalapenos too. "Mezzetta Jalapeno Peppers Sliced Tamed" are super chill and it says it on the bottle. That's what I use. But just relish would be delish too.

writerlane @writerlane.bsky.social · 1d

It's an Alan Parsons Project type of day...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6h1...

THE BEST OF ALAN PARSONS PROJECT DEFINITIVE COLLECTION

YouTube video by spartacus

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Wobbledance aka “Tony” @wobbledance.bsky.social · 2d

Governor Newsom issues a dire warning.

We’d better listen.

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writerlane @writerlane.bsky.social · 2d

Museum 2nd, location for all of the trials that will be coming when they’re out is 1st.

writerlane @writerlane.bsky.social · 2d

I add a little of the vinegar that comes with the jalapeños to water down the cheese to thin it out too. Very tasty.

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writerlane @writerlane.bsky.social · 2d

So now we know. I drink just over half a gallon of #soy sauce (at home) per year. (I bought a gallon before tariffs started in January).

writerlane @writerlane.bsky.social · 3d

When I ate dairy, one of my favorite things was nachos at the movie theater. I drowned them in that cheese, jalapeños and sweet pickle relish (it works!) This year, I discovered #daiya sells their Mac & cheese in packets without pasta!! And today the dream is still alive. #veganfood #veganjunkfood

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writerlane @writerlane.bsky.social · 4d

Boo: Duck Duck Go added AI

Yay: Duck Duck Go has a switch to turn it off.

writerlane @writerlane.bsky.social · 4d

Humbled that someone bought a whole damn sweatshirt with my art on it today. #redbubble

writerlane @writerlane.bsky.social · 4d

Chuck has some internal issues to work out. Hope he can do it in time.

#frightfall2025
#bones
#digitalart
#artist
#artists

Two rats in the desert. One wears a bird skull over his head staying: Look, Gary, I’m a big dumb bird. The other rat crouches as the shadow of a predator bird flies over them. He warns, Uh Chuck!?

writerlane @writerlane.bsky.social · 5d

Can’t see it. JD is in my list called Magical Emporium of Creepers and trolls.

writerlane @writerlane.bsky.social · 5d

Hahaha. It just makes me want to reach for the phone. The problem is can I stop laughing enough to speak clearly. “Hello, 911, I need a senior welfare check for 1600 Pennsylvania ave. “

writerlane @writerlane.bsky.social · 5d

Well, his full diapers have to go somewhere eventually.

writerlane @writerlane.bsky.social · 5d

#frightfall2025 prompt: Black Cat

#blackcat #digitalart #meow #inktober

Meowza

A vintage 1950s sign with neon word Meow where the M looks like a woman’s legs from a naughty point of view. The head of a black cat is formed by the negative space. Other text: Gentlemen’s club

writerlane @writerlane.bsky.social · 6d

Here’s some that came out okay.

writerlane @writerlane.bsky.social · 6d

It’s hit or miss. When it hits it’s great! (Tofu in your waffle maker). Make sure the slices are thick enough so the iron can press into them. I’ve already eaten the piece that was good lol. #vegan #snack

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writerlane @writerlane.bsky.social · 6d

I haven’t seen the Downfall meme in quite awhile. Another brilliant re-caption for the times:

www.instagram.com/reel/DP4RR-8...

#Superbowl

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writerlane @writerlane.bsky.social · 8d

You’re gonna need a bigger cart. All sales FINAL.

#frightfall2025
#inktober
#chainsaw
#artists
#digitalart
#jaws

A parody poster from the 1976 film Jaws with the word Sale at the top, And text: amity hardware. Two chainsaws are drawn to look like the shark from the poster.

writerlane @writerlane.bsky.social · 10d

Sometimes, like today at the fair, I’m brutally made aware of how quiet I speak when I speak at a slightly elevated normal level and damned if no one hears me. I’m borderline yelling (imho) and nothing.

writerlane @writerlane.bsky.social · 10d

I think I prefer little Tex with the neon outline to the flammable Big Tex. Best: the vegan food booth. Worst: watching people ooh and ahh over baby animals they’re going to eat in few months. They were cute tho. I wish I enjoyed rides but I don’t anymore.

Woman statue outside of automotive building at the fair

$Looking up at fractal growth of tree branches$ Smaller statue of big Tex with neon

writerlane @writerlane.bsky.social · 10d

Here’s my $87 photo slide show from the Texas fair today. I think it’s my last. It was hot. It was crowded. It was expensive.

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writerlane @writerlane.bsky.social · 10d

I expect DFW and DAL to gargle it down hard, just like Abbot does with Trump’s balls.

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writerlane @writerlane.bsky.social · 12d

Things I do for fun while working....

It's totally weird but I like keeping a window open to my CPanel global email filters when weird crap comes in. I like writing weird,custom fail messages for each phisher.

writerlane @writerlane.bsky.social · 13d

Dedicated to all of the ‘Brains’ out there. We see you.

October 11th

#zombie
#brian
#brain
#clippy
#frightfall2025
#retrosupply
#retrosupplyco
#inktober
#drawing

Cartoon of Clippy a vintage helping tool from windows 95 and ms word but he’s been zombified. He asks: It looks like you’re trying to spell brains. Can I help you with that!?!? Yes or No at the bottom it says NO BRIAN!