laura
@lauralite28.bsky.social
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30 . she/her . school counselor, cat mom, folk witch 🏳️‍🌈🐈‍⬛️✨️
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gonna start a thread where I list things that I have to explain to my offline, 41-year old boyfriend. so far today: labubus and nyan cat
the best sign from today
anyone else going to a protest tomorrow? are you making a sign?? what will it say??? (looking for ideas for one side of mine)
is it my venus in gemini or is it attachment trauma
I need a new ringtone any suggestions??? (maybe just joe going "wahhh" do we have a compilation of that somewhere)
I have 2 therapists (🤪) who have both suggested that I stop going into work super early like I typically do, so maybe I should actually try that
got our betta fish today!! he loves his big new tank already. kids are currently voting on a name; so far the winner is Josh Allen 👀
one of my students made me a bracelet with the initials BFFD on it. she said it means "best friend forever" and just liked the "d" bc it was the only gold bead but what do y'all think it means???
literally my sleeves are wet from wiping my eyes on my sweater
I'm seeing ATLA in concert; WHY THE HELL DID THEY PUT APPA'S LOST DAYS AND LEAVES ON THE VINE BACK TO BACK I'm sobbing
follow up: no ham bc it could bite a kid :(
also: the pet is mostly for me but also for a kid w selective mutism to help with and hopefully eventually talk to 😩
update she said no hamster but yes fish!!
me @ my principal
I love the colors 😍
don't send peta after me!! this would be the most loved and well taken care of hamster ever
waking up to see we lost to the pats
go bills! (I'm going to bed)
Bugsnax and desperate housewives!!
so chat what are we going to do (re: the govt)

like, what am I supposed to do
in case anyone cares, this playlist has been my fave for years and it's her season now open.spotify.com/playlist/7MN...
witch bitch fall
open.spotify.com
the one on my driver's door is my fave cuz she's out every morning when I leave for work, and she doesn't put up a fuss about going away or having to redo her web each night 😭 I think the one on my trunk was mad I screwed up his web when I put my groceries inside 😮‍💨