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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · Aug 9

Seasonal depression bc it’s the rainy season for the next 2 months 😭 At least I cannot walk at all, let alone outside!

A fish-man on left talks to a short guy on right in blue armor with a shiny silver shield on his back. It’s gray and raining in the scene in front of a blue palace. Dialog:
Trello (fish man)
“But I do not understand... Why is the Divine Beast sending a plague of rain
to us and making the domain suffer?!”

Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 57m

Peggy’s feet dot com lol

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 10h

See also: managed to not destroy my nail wraps on my fingernails! It took 30 min w/ non-acetone remover. Did NOT give up and use acetone! Plz clap! My toenails are getting so healthy!

Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 10h

Suddenly remembering at 9 pm that I have to wear sandals tomorrow and therefore must DESPERATELY redo my home pedicure 😅 it’s fine this is fine

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 10h

A solid 50% of what I know about Star Wars is still just from MC Chris “Fett’s Vette” (Honorable mention to Weird AL)

Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 10h

Anyway. oldnavy.gap.com/browse/produ...

Dark blue kids PJs with Star Wars cocoa mugs & snowflakes printed

Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 10h

Temporarily tanking my credit* to get 50% off some super cute Old Navy PJs for Smöl Boy. (* - using my BR card for a discount, I have it on auto pay but it drops by credit by 30 points every time I use it. It’s my only store card.)

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 15h

Oh also it’s merely 80° outside rn, so it is TRULY lovely 🩷 (and 💗Muffin got the zoomies and got to run around like the speedy little “definitely not part greyhound, just plays one on tv” that she is)

Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 15h

It is absolutely lovely to be able to tell Smöl Boy to GO OUTSIDE IN THE BACKYARD and he actually does it

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 16h

YES this. I didn’t care about what brand it was, they were low enough to wear with low rise jeans and didn’t dig into my legs

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 17h

I long maintain that he needed to be “The First Doug” and that’s the title going forward

Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 18h

…and no, the regular prices are NOT increased to make up for the BOGO. it’s still much cheaper to buy the Publix BOGO than even getting same item at Costco or Target (I don’t go to Walmart or Aldi bc they are far away, and also gross.)

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 18h

Publix BOGO sales FTW, esp w/ stacking coupons. Ppl go on about how “expensive” Publix is, but it’s not if you time it right and monitor the app. We stock up when items are BOGO. If they rarely go on sale (e.g., Smuckers jam), we will go back for more during same week

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 19h

Oh, it’s a “THIS fcking guy 😒” — TY for your service

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 19h

VS pink “ultra low cut brief” undies that I got in like 2 sizes up so it would even out to full coverage LOL

Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 19h

Ugh i am also looking. forever mourning the end of the Aerie lace-trimmed full coverage cotton “boy brief” 🪦😭

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 19h

More proof that Instagram isn’t actually analyzing my photos, they just toss any old ads at everyone LOL like those “perfect A-cup bras!” ads they also send to me

“Voted best jeans for flat butts” and it’s a flat butt In white pants, for some reason???

Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 20h

Again, big fan of educational games! The Lost Mind of Dr. Brain is how I learned periodic table element abbreviations, Greek letters, and ASL letters lol

Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 20h

He knows how to use the app! They do it in class! …at home, he just taps and does whatever and moves stuff for funsies. …his teacher has access to his activity bc he’s logged in here too. he knows the words when they’re spoken but he doesn’t press the button for the app to play the audio. great.

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 20h

Educational games are all well and good. Except that my kid doesn’t actually listen to the thing and just moves stuff around the screen. Bc he’s 5 & cannot read well. And his refusal to properly engage with the game is going to have him in like remedial classes for skills he DOES NOT NEED HELP WITH

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 20h

MORE FOR US.

Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 20h

Potato chips also have more potassium than Pedialyte

Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 20h

I know it’s been 20 years, but I still judge tf out of restaurants with Hunts ketchup instead of Heinz

Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 22h

Def mention it to them, bc it shouldn’t auto-lock!!! Nothing should!!!

Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 23h

Target has a car seat trade-in event in the spring, where they give you 20% off 2 items (in kids/baby dept) w/ every car seat trade in. Very much worth it.

Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 23h

YESSS newly available John Bellairs audio books on Hoopla, my least-liked streaming platform. (Again, not wanting things for free, merely wanting things included with the services I pay for. Including my library. Srsly, we pay a fuckton of taxes, plz provide services)