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“why are there so many allergies now! It must be the GMOs”
…no there’s always been a lot of people with a lot of allergies, ppl were just quietly really sick from everything they ate & didn’t know why
…no there’s always been a lot of people with a lot of allergies, ppl were just quietly really sick from everything they ate & didn’t know why
lol lmao this would be such a shitshow in south Florida? I’m within 50 miles of the fucking Bahamas
A Hampton Inn in Asheville just canceled my family's reservation because our address (incorrectly) showed Asheville—and the hotel bars locals within 50 miles.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
December 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
lol lmao this would be such a shitshow in south Florida? I’m within 50 miles of the fucking Bahamas
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A Hampton Inn in Asheville just canceled my family's reservation because our address (incorrectly) showed Asheville—and the hotel bars locals within 50 miles.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
December 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
A Hampton Inn in Asheville just canceled my family's reservation because our address (incorrectly) showed Asheville—and the hotel bars locals within 50 miles.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
📢📢📢 IBS IS A PLACEHOLDER DIAGNOSIS 📢📢📢
good news for chronic tummy horters www.sciencenews.org/article/fema...
This newfound cascade of events may explain some female gut pain
Gut problems like irritable bowel syndrome are often worse in women. A mouse study reveals a pain pathway involving estrogen, gut cells and bacteria.
www.sciencenews.org
December 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
📢📢📢 IBS IS A PLACEHOLDER DIAGNOSIS 📢📢📢
there’s a time and place for long form shitposts, it was 2009 LiveJournal
If this happens here please know that if you write a single post with more than, say, six hundred characters or so, I am going to block or mute you and never look back.
Saw a post advocating for longer character limits on here and have you fucking seen a Bill Ackman tweet? Get that evil away from me.
December 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
there’s a time and place for long form shitposts, it was 2009 LiveJournal
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Adulthood is basically just balancing stuff that sucks with cheese-based Little Treats™️.
December 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Adulthood is basically just balancing stuff that sucks with cheese-based Little Treats™️.
“Why would you choose to go through life cold?” —this is what I wonder every time I leave Florida in the winter
Why would you choose to go through life cold?
One other time I had this coat, it was Patagonia. I called it my secret down coat. It had down on the inside but the outside it was like a rain shell. The number of people who did not believe me when I said I was warm.
One other time I had this coat, it was Patagonia. I called it my secret down coat. It had down on the inside but the outside it was like a rain shell. The number of people who did not believe me when I said I was warm.
December 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
“Why would you choose to go through life cold?” —this is what I wonder every time I leave Florida in the winter
Be nice to your neighbors, they might give you a giant box of Fererro Rochers for Christmas
December 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Be nice to your neighbors, they might give you a giant box of Fererro Rochers for Christmas
Much like how I keep playing the same Zelda games over and over, I will continue to listen to the same audiobooks over and over
December 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Much like how I keep playing the same Zelda games over and over, I will continue to listen to the same audiobooks over and over
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When the Assyrian Chicago Pope gave the Catholic Chicago Pope a cubs jersey was a great moment in ecumenical sports history
December 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
When the Assyrian Chicago Pope gave the Catholic Chicago Pope a cubs jersey was a great moment in ecumenical sports history
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They probably already know this by now, but for artists who don't know yet, you can turn this off! In Create & Manage Invoices, there's a Feedback section with the setting before you make an invoice.
Apparently Paypal is now asking those who commissioned artists through invoices for feedback on the experience, Please never type anything, Its a trap. Just putting both yours and their accounts at risk of bans.
December 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
They probably already know this by now, but for artists who don't know yet, you can turn this off! In Create & Manage Invoices, there's a Feedback section with the setting before you make an invoice.
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A history we must remember as techbros try to move us back to "company town" dynamics
#tdih 1960. W. Tenn. Black sharecroppers registered to vote (to break all-white juries which denied fair trial).
White landowners evicted them in cold of winter, “barred them from buying groceries or gas, & from receiving bank loans and medical services.” 💔 ⬇️ 🧵
www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/bl...
White landowners evicted them in cold of winter, “barred them from buying groceries or gas, & from receiving bank loans and medical services.” 💔 ⬇️ 🧵
www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/bl...
Dec. 28, 1960: Black Farmers in Tennessee Evicted for Registering to Vote
Black sharecroppers were evicted by white landowners simply for exercising their right to register to vote.
www.zinnedproject.org
December 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
A history we must remember as techbros try to move us back to "company town" dynamics
Me constantly checking the Amazon app for the order that will allow me to put my kitchen back together
xkcd.com/281/
xkcd.com/281/
Online Package Tracking
xkcd.com
December 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Me constantly checking the Amazon app for the order that will allow me to put my kitchen back together
xkcd.com/281/
xkcd.com/281/
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the answer is, regrettably, yes
December 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
the answer is, regrettably, yes
Lmao still has canola oil 😹😹😹
Are you trying to tell me that Naked Doritos aren't going to make up for not having vaccines?
December 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Lmao still has canola oil 😹😹😹
…this review is for shelf pegs, which have measurements, it’s impossible to do a search and not get every size possible, and HD has a generous 90-day return policy. Like I honestly don’t get it.
December 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
…this review is for shelf pegs, which have measurements, it’s impossible to do a search and not get every size possible, and HD has a generous 90-day return policy. Like I honestly don’t get it.
”…it’s just a lot of ham.” - Smöl Boy trying to finish up dinner
December 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
”…it’s just a lot of ham.” - Smöl Boy trying to finish up dinner
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Remember to make space for feelings while and after cleaning.
Cleaning isn't just cleaning. It can bring up memories and wishes both good and bad.
You got this.
Take a break and go hydrate. The dirt will wait for you to come back.
Cleaning isn't just cleaning. It can bring up memories and wishes both good and bad.
You got this.
Take a break and go hydrate. The dirt will wait for you to come back.
December 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Remember to make space for feelings while and after cleaning.
Cleaning isn't just cleaning. It can bring up memories and wishes both good and bad.
You got this.
Take a break and go hydrate. The dirt will wait for you to come back.
Cleaning isn't just cleaning. It can bring up memories and wishes both good and bad.
You got this.
Take a break and go hydrate. The dirt will wait for you to come back.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Since I started wearing sunscreen regularly, I’m using concealer that is 2-3 shades lighter. started at Tarte 22 & 20S, now down to 16.
December 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Since I started wearing sunscreen regularly, I’m using concealer that is 2-3 shades lighter. started at Tarte 22 & 20S, now down to 16.
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Do I have any friends who know shit about chemo?
December 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Do I have any friends who know shit about chemo?
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shel silverstein was a prophet
December 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
shel silverstein was a prophet
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someone without small seeds
someone you need
someone you need
December 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
someone without small seeds
someone you need
someone you need
Waiting on the newly purchased fence boards to dry (they come soaked in an anti-mold treatment), so while my garage smells AMAZING (FRESH CUT LUMBER OMG), I can’t paint the latest set… so I’m going to redo a kitchen cabinet that’s inefficient 🥳 it’s been bothering me for TWO YEARS.
December 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Waiting on the newly purchased fence boards to dry (they come soaked in an anti-mold treatment), so while my garage smells AMAZING (FRESH CUT LUMBER OMG), I can’t paint the latest set… so I’m going to redo a kitchen cabinet that’s inefficient 🥳 it’s been bothering me for TWO YEARS.
Time to change out of my bedtime leggings and into my daytime leggings
December 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Time to change out of my bedtime leggings and into my daytime leggings
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There is another way: I successfully connected with a bunch of well known people from my industry through the medium of unhinged shitposting.
Talking to one of these types at a con who asked how I 'got in' with so many 'famous writers' who I'd been talking to and I said "we made friends before anyone knew who we were decades ago by striking up interesting conversations and enjoying each other's company" and he kept re-asking the question.
They have come to the convention hoping to "break in" and then find themselves -- shocker! -- a "nobody in the book world." Yeah no shit! We all are! I have gently told guys like this a million times that it takes most of us *years* of hard work but they do not believe that could be true for them. +
December 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
There is another way: I successfully connected with a bunch of well known people from my industry through the medium of unhinged shitposting.