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“i can’t eat garlic and I’m sad about it”. OH LOOK A SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION
December 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
“i can’t eat garlic and I’m sad about it”. OH LOOK A SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION
OMG for real!!! husband and I exchange this meme after particularly WTF days!!!
December 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
OMG for real!!! husband and I exchange this meme after particularly WTF days!!!
…this review is for shelf pegs, which have measurements, it’s impossible to do a search and not get every size possible, and HD has a generous 90-day return policy. Like I honestly don’t get it.
December 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
…this review is for shelf pegs, which have measurements, it’s impossible to do a search and not get every size possible, and HD has a generous 90-day return policy. Like I honestly don’t get it.
I have now also placed a Home Depot pickup order for new metal shelf-holder pegs, bc I will fucking riot if I have to reinstall these plastic torture devices
December 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I have now also placed a Home Depot pickup order for new metal shelf-holder pegs, bc I will fucking riot if I have to reinstall these plastic torture devices
Since I started wearing sunscreen regularly, I’m using concealer that is 2-3 shades lighter. started at Tarte 22 & 20S, now down to 16.
December 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Since I started wearing sunscreen regularly, I’m using concealer that is 2-3 shades lighter. started at Tarte 22 & 20S, now down to 16.
Ordered three 18" turntables (Lazy Susans) on Amazon, they arrive tomorrow and will solve half my problems with this cabinet. The other half of my problems is that I own a lot of stuff that we haven’t been able to use bc it’s been inaccessible
December 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Ordered three 18" turntables (Lazy Susans) on Amazon, they arrive tomorrow and will solve half my problems with this cabinet. The other half of my problems is that I own a lot of stuff that we haven’t been able to use bc it’s been inaccessible
this thing is MAGICAL. it’s $$$$ now, and worth every penny. You might want to try SkinPrep, too, which creates a film barrier between your skin & any adhesive (plus makes it stick much better), if you cannot get the sensitive blue tape (sorry no alt text, it will break my post):
December 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
this thing is MAGICAL. it’s $$$$ now, and worth every penny. You might want to try SkinPrep, too, which creates a film barrier between your skin & any adhesive (plus makes it stick much better), if you cannot get the sensitive blue tape (sorry no alt text, it will break my post):
I DID A LOT OF THINGS, now it’s bedtime
December 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I DID A LOT OF THINGS, now it’s bedtime
A mess of a paragraph bc wtf do you mean there’s different vaccines for babies and the only apparent difference is the order of the name??? I get why ppl are confused! EYE am confused!
December 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
A mess of a paragraph bc wtf do you mean there’s different vaccines for babies and the only apparent difference is the order of the name??? I get why ppl are confused! EYE am confused!
Platform stilettos with Skechers MaxCushion insole. THERE.
December 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Platform stilettos with Skechers MaxCushion insole. THERE.
WOW, way to call me out, Publix. rude tbh
December 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
WOW, way to call me out, Publix. rude tbh
When u have to fight Vikings in the morning & then go to ur analog architecture job in the afternoon
December 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
When u have to fight Vikings in the morning & then go to ur analog architecture job in the afternoon
LAST.FM 2025 “wrapped” (bc Spotify used AI & didn’t even do it right)
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
LAST.FM 2025 “wrapped” (bc Spotify used AI & didn’t even do it right)
Like what the fuck, guys. I literally didn’t believe it.
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Like what the fuck, guys. I literally didn’t believe it.
got the 4-roll TP Link pack
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
got the 4-roll TP Link pack
*amended: it’s a True Medium (easy carry)
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
*amended: it’s a True Medium (easy carry)
Ohio: “Oh, the Floridians are coming to town Weds thru Sun? Better welcome them accordingly🖕”
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Ohio: “Oh, the Floridians are coming to town Weds thru Sun? Better welcome them accordingly🖕”
looking up my health insurer‘s email to send my Etsy receipt for the 2 pairs of earrings I just got
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
looking up my health insurer‘s email to send my Etsy receipt for the 2 pairs of earrings I just got
“THE PONZI GUY”
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
“THE PONZI GUY”
Per my bestie, who REALLY wants you to wear the dress you love 🩷🩷🩷
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Per my bestie, who REALLY wants you to wear the dress you love 🩷🩷🩷
Yes we had a sandwich for dinner. turkey, bacon, smoked gruyere cheese, mayo, & cranberry orange relish, on multi grain bread
November 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Yes we had a sandwich for dinner. turkey, bacon, smoked gruyere cheese, mayo, & cranberry orange relish, on multi grain bread
OMG shut the fuck up you fucking loser
November 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
OMG shut the fuck up you fucking loser
LEGALLY A COOKIE.
October 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
LEGALLY A COOKIE.
TY for this reminder today! I donated to a very local org in Fort Lauderdale, FL, that our local Junior League chapter works with (so I know they actually keep it local!)
October 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
TY for this reminder today! I donated to a very local org in Fort Lauderdale, FL, that our local Junior League chapter works with (so I know they actually keep it local!)