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Out for delivery! By 10:00 PM tonight. lol. Love when a 1-day, ”weekend, max” project turns into a 4-day ordeal bc someone forgot to load my order onto the truck from Hialeah
December 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Related to your QT here: did u see the existence of sheer-looking stockings that are actually fleece leggings, but “sheer black” over your choice of flesh-toned fleece
December 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I continue to refuse to believe any health issue is fully “idiopathic” which is what they labeled my stress hives: as “we have no idea, it just happens sometimes idk” bro you could’ve just sent me Xanax with the prednisone
December 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Also I actually like that the stock photo is of a woman of color, I.e., the most ignored kind of patient! 😑😑😑
December 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Yeah a diff friend has Crohn’s & eating a salad is a fucking death sentence
December 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
YES. A friend suddenly rapidly lost weight & was constantly ill & all drs brushed her off + erroneous “clean colonoscopy” on her chart but she’d never had one… got one, horrific celiac. But she was a bit overweight before the rapid weight loss so it was “congrats“ instead of “wait hold on”
December 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
See also: any rx affecting serotonin can create horrible GI problems!!! WE HAVE KNOWN THIS FOR A LONG TIME.
December 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Canola oil and endometriosis here! Control both & it’s gone/fine
December 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I have been shrieking about this for decades. I really wish IBS were treated as the placeholder that it is instead of the end diagnosis. I also saw a court opinion from 2005 w/ a footnote basically calling the wife hysterical for what we now know is actually Crohn’s
December 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
“i can’t eat garlic and I’m sad about it”. OH LOOK A SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION
December 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
lol my husband is allergic to down, so I had to be sure it was polyester fill. I think that’s what kept me from getting a puffer coat for so long
December 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Adulthood is basically just balancing stuff that sucks with cheese-based Little Treats™️.
December 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I got a puffer coat for the first time ever this year, after a lifetime of pea coats (often over a fleece or two), and wow this is def the more travel-friendly version of a coat
December 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Yeah that’s the problem. after I destroyed my Uggs in 2 winters in LS, I started wearing rain boots w/ fleece socks. it was not ideal either.
December 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Uggs would’ve been a game changer when I was a kid in Ohio. I didn’t get a pair until I moved back for LS, and they made those winters MUCH better
December 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
But yeah not a better carb balance than regular. If they combined protein and fiber versions, then yeah that might help but also not by much bc it was 5g fiber but idk if that was 1 or 2 pastries
December 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I looked it up, that’s double what’s in regular!
December 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’ve told my mom about Swedish Death Cleaning and also about how friends have summoned dumpsters bc lol fuck this. we either throw stuff away or swap over to FLBFF (kids’ stuff, hair care)
December 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM