Brynstar of the North (aka Ellie)
@brynstar7.xyz
ICE must be destroyed.
Tired, gay, and covered in cat hair. Neurodivergent AF. Possibly five possums in a sundress. She/they.
Nerdy about: music (cello/bass/keys), bikes, snakes, Macs, and the special interest du jour.
Twin Cities (the boring one), MN.
Tired, gay, and covered in cat hair. Neurodivergent AF. Possibly five possums in a sundress. She/they.
Nerdy about: music (cello/bass/keys), bikes, snakes, Macs, and the special interest du jour.
Twin Cities (the boring one), MN.
My brother just sent me this. Apparently neither dinosaurs nor Sizzler are extinct, they’ve just been in California this whole time.
February 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
My brother just sent me this. Apparently neither dinosaurs nor Sizzler are extinct, they’ve just been in California this whole time.
POV: You can’t put the laundry away.
February 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
POV: You can’t put the laundry away.
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Your cursed bloodline ends here!
February 15, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Your cursed bloodline ends here!
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
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5 O’clock Coffee Club LFG!
I will surely not regret being in the 5 O’clock Coffee Club.
I will surely not regret being in the 5 O’clock Coffee Club.
February 14, 2026 at 11:01 PM
5 O’clock Coffee Club LFG!
I will surely not regret being in the 5 O’clock Coffee Club.
I will surely not regret being in the 5 O’clock Coffee Club.
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*bonks you with the cardboard tube* share to bonk the next person who sees this post with the cardboard tube
February 14, 2026 at 5:44 PM
*bonks you with the cardboard tube* share to bonk the next person who sees this post with the cardboard tube
I pulled more Java moss than I meant to out of my aquarium today and now my rainbow shark is like, "Where is my hidey spot?!"
I'd feel worse about it if that stuff didn't grow so dang fast that I did exactly the same thing like six weeks ago. Also, there is nothing Sharky Boi needs to hide from.
I'd feel worse about it if that stuff didn't grow so dang fast that I did exactly the same thing like six weeks ago. Also, there is nothing Sharky Boi needs to hide from.
February 14, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I pulled more Java moss than I meant to out of my aquarium today and now my rainbow shark is like, "Where is my hidey spot?!"
I'd feel worse about it if that stuff didn't grow so dang fast that I did exactly the same thing like six weeks ago. Also, there is nothing Sharky Boi needs to hide from.
I'd feel worse about it if that stuff didn't grow so dang fast that I did exactly the same thing like six weeks ago. Also, there is nothing Sharky Boi needs to hide from.
Grapefruit Jarritos is best Jarritos.
February 14, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Grapefruit Jarritos is best Jarritos.
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I don’t know about you, but my favorite Olympic sport is Synchronized Rinsing
February 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I don’t know about you, but my favorite Olympic sport is Synchronized Rinsing
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Violets are blue
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
February 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
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If anyone's looking for a house in Minnesota, wow do I have one for you
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
February 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
If anyone's looking for a house in Minnesota, wow do I have one for you
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
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We all do better when we all do better.
we really enjoy taking care of each other here
February 14, 2026 at 2:58 AM
We all do better when we all do better.
Two of these things are not like the others.
I usually have the kids put groceries away, and usually stuff ends up in logical places, but I guess they were shelving by form factor rather than contents.
I usually have the kids put groceries away, and usually stuff ends up in logical places, but I guess they were shelving by form factor rather than contents.
February 14, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Two of these things are not like the others.
I usually have the kids put groceries away, and usually stuff ends up in logical places, but I guess they were shelving by form factor rather than contents.
I usually have the kids put groceries away, and usually stuff ends up in logical places, but I guess they were shelving by form factor rather than contents.
Kid chauffeur duty is over so I can finally observe Whiskey Friday.
February 14, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Kid chauffeur duty is over so I can finally observe Whiskey Friday.
Fuck you! *unfrenches your toast*
February 13, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Fuck you! *unfrenches your toast*
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February 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Love to be a part of the group of "women and people who identify as women."
ah my old nemesis "gender identity" strikes again. cis ppl get to have genders, trans ppl only get to have "gender identities"
February 13, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Love to be a part of the group of "women and people who identify as women."
I just saw the tiniest chocolate lab puppy. Only this 🤏 big!
February 13, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I just saw the tiniest chocolate lab puppy. Only this 🤏 big!
In the car:
Teen the Younger: *sneezes*
Me: *is focused on driving and the bass line of the song on the radio*
TtY: "Aww, I don't get to be blessed."
Me: "Bless you."
TtY: "Yay! Satan can't get into my nose."
Teen the Younger: *sneezes*
Me: *is focused on driving and the bass line of the song on the radio*
TtY: "Aww, I don't get to be blessed."
Me: "Bless you."
TtY: "Yay! Satan can't get into my nose."
February 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
In the car:
Teen the Younger: *sneezes*
Me: *is focused on driving and the bass line of the song on the radio*
TtY: "Aww, I don't get to be blessed."
Me: "Bless you."
TtY: "Yay! Satan can't get into my nose."
Teen the Younger: *sneezes*
Me: *is focused on driving and the bass line of the song on the radio*
TtY: "Aww, I don't get to be blessed."
Me: "Bless you."
TtY: "Yay! Satan can't get into my nose."
Better a pig than a fascist.
February 13, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Better a pig than a fascist.
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Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪
February 13, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪
Getting this just so I can turn it sideways in my upstairs hallway whenever I need a pick-me-up.
February 13, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Getting this just so I can turn it sideways in my upstairs hallway whenever I need a pick-me-up.
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ICE is still very active in my neighborhood this morning. They just grabbed someone nearby. Don't believe the propaganda.
February 13, 2026 at 3:49 PM
ICE is still very active in my neighborhood this morning. They just grabbed someone nearby. Don't believe the propaganda.
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got a special someone? try sending them one of these cards tomorrow xoxo
(don't do it today, it's friday 13th..)
(don't do it today, it's friday 13th..)
February 13, 2026 at 3:03 PM
got a special someone? try sending them one of these cards tomorrow xoxo
(don't do it today, it's friday 13th..)
(don't do it today, it's friday 13th..)