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Fancy Pants 🎩
@farnaby.xyz
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I talk about stuff. A lot of it is nonsense. Lets get weird. male model and aspiring himbo. He/him
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · Nov 8
I'm apologizing to my new followers in advance.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 6h
Going to bed so I can start my 9 days of not working a paid job by working for a friend for free*

* There are perks just not money.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 6h
You reminded me of the shipping forecast which I love.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 9h
I decided to rearrange some furniture and now I really want to start but would get stuck in a messy phase till Sunday. Patience....
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 11h
The dog I was looking at got adopted but the seed is planted.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 12h
I live on a bike boulevard and my office is in the front of the house so I'm often looking at people biking past.

Sometimes I know them, sometimes I just recognize them from biking past a lot.

But almost nobody drives a car distinctive enough for me to recognize it.
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Laura G Mitchell @lauragmitchell.com · 15h
My work from home space faces the street and I live on a street with a bikelane. That means sometimes while I'm working I see friends ride by. (This just happened and made me smile.)

Friends might also drive... by but I have no idea what anyone's car looks like, so I'd never know.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 12h
I aspire to this level of satisfaction
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gretchen brown, real snoopy enjoyer @gretchenbrown.bsky.social · 14h
bear who is going to be ok www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 13h
I think I have seen 4 bskyers in the wild today.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 13h
Thats my plan, bike, beer, bike, beer & lake!
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 16h
Down to 1 email that I have no idea what to do with, meetings done, to do list cleaned off aside from the gym.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 16h
I'm still wearing shorts right now damnit!
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 21h
I ... Might apply to adopt a dog
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 21h
I mean I'd rather just have the bitch session 😂
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 21h
One of them is because a team is continually disorganized so I need to tell my boss/back up a few things. One is a bitch session. One is usually about 5 minutes long.

Still too many though, you're right.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 21h
People have been getting drunk, other after their responsibilities are done, for a long time. I'm curious why you think that will stop in 25 years?
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 22h
Inbox 6. Three meetings. 5 things on my to do list. Then I'm heading out* on PTO for a week.

* It's a staycation
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 1d
I would like to get off Mr Bones Wild America
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 1d
I gave a bizarrely bad presentation (by my standards) today and I think two things:
1. I'm out of practice for prepared speaking
2. I got inside my own head

These are solvable problems.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 1d
Anybody want to give this training for me? I normally don't mind but currently would rather go be face down in a puddle.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 1d
That's uptown Sam. Its all uptown. All of it.
A picture of the globe circled in red with the word "Uptown?" Next to it.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 1d
That is my goal before PTO tomorrow. Currently at 7.....
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 1d
Today and tomorrow then a week off work.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 1d
Everything at this job has become a fight because there's no goddamn leadership and it can't be a surprise that I'm looking
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 2d
Boosting in case it helps
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h jiahong pan 潘嘉宏 ☀️ @hpan3.bsky.social · 2d
Can y’all please be on the lookout for my bike? Last seen in Elliot Park. It is a black Biria bike with red pedals and stickers of local news orgs on the bottom tube. It also has a Brooks saddle and adapters for Wolf Tooth pogies on the handlebars.
Biria bike with a sign that says “300 Campground”
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 2d
I should be making dinner now that I'm home and I have no desire
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 2d
You must have a lot of frequent flier miles.
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