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@farnaby.xyz
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I talk about stuff. A lot of it is nonsense. Lets get weird.

male model and aspiring himbo. He/him
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Not anymore, already home but there is this....
A sunny pedestrian path lined with palm trees and mountains in the distance.
January 19, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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We genuinely joke about cold and stuff. So for emphasis:
Screenshot from wether.gov showing the temperature of -1F (-18C) with winds at 29mph and gusts of 39 mph. Wind chill is highlighted at -27F (-33C) Windchill chart published by NWS that shows you will get frostbite in about 10 minutes at those wind guests.
January 19, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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I recently found my version of this shirt and am annoyed that I can't wear it because it was a good play on MN Nice.

Fucking ICE.
A green tshirt with the outline of the state of MN on the chest. Inside the state outline is the word ICE in such a form to fit within the state.
January 18, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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If I get enough stuff done I'll try to stop by this later. Not for the free beer (bonus though) but because it's a way to connect.
Flyer for an event titled "Southside stronger together" if you show an ice whistle you get a free beer between 6-9pm on Saturday jan 10 at arbeiter brewing courtesy of arbeiter, moon palace books & holy Trinity Church
January 10, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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He can win.
Elmer the Elm Tree behind a tree.
January 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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You know what? Sure.
Screenshot showing the word "kind-hearted"
January 1, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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A bit early but it's way past my bedtime.

Happy New year.
Col potter from M*A*S*H dressed as the old year. Text reads "here's to the new year, may she be a damn sight better than the old one."
January 1, 2026 at 5:31 AM
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Hey, we made progress. Workout stats for the year. Not quite where I wanted to be but I'm happy with it. Same stipulation, gym only.
Screenshot showing workout stats. 250 workouts 2,580 sets 45,170 reps 3,919,125 lbs 1,200 miles 123:35:00 time
December 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Not a huge ride or anything but I rode skyline drive in duluth which is honestly pretty beautiful. Will ride again. And pick a better route to the top FFS.
An Orange gravel bike leaning against a monument. There are lots of green trees and such in the background and in the far distance is lake superior.
December 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Every so often life sends a sign and I'm still thinking about this from the y today.
A sign of literal mental health reminders. They include: you are enough just as you are" "self care is not selfish " " take it one day at a time" "breathe deeply and let go of stress" among others.
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Man, people who didn't clear their walks effectively really want pedestrians to die when this all freezes back up.
A slushy icy sidewalk with leaves on it.
December 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Is #FlannelForearmFriday still a thing? Because it's Friday, I have forearms (2!) and I'm wearing flannel.
A white man's torso wearing a red and white flannel shirt with the sleeves rolled up.
December 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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It was good to stop by.
Fair state brewing logo on a brick wall.
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Well @somafm.com is bringing the heat here on xmas in frisko.
Screenshot showing The Little Drummer Boy being performed by William Hung.
December 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Good graffiti at @blackhartstp.com
A drawing of a guillotine with the text "a platform for fascists"
December 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Congratulations!

But also...
Jesus I see what you've done for other people and I want that for me meme.
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Sickos meme
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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My favorite piece at the mcad art sale today. Happy goat. If the money was aligned right now...

I just like it. Link to artist: juliefakler.com/about-julie
A very happy looking goat with a yellow background
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Because they suck?
Ad for an article about "4 reasons why you should stop using snaps on Ubuntu"
November 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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I sure do.
A white man's hand holding a bottle of malort
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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I wonder who used one of my emails for this...
Screenshot of an email welcoming me to Gemini which is crypto trading. Crypto is a scam in case you're wondering and you really shouldn't use it.
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Yes!
The globe circled in red to denote the proper boundaries of uptown Minneapolis with the word "uptown?" In the lower left corner
November 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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The mood I'm going to have to carry for a bit.
Neon sign that reads "everything is figureoutable"
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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For those wondering about win thresholds:
vote.minneapolismn.gov/ranked-choic...
The number of seats in a race determines the threshold of votes needed to win. Number of Seats Office Votes Needed 1 seat Mayor, City Council Member, Park Board District Commissioner 50% plus one 2 seats At-Large Board of Estimate and Taxation 33⅓% plus one 3 seats At-Large Park Board Commissioners 25% plus one Here is the formula that decides the thresholds: Number of ballots cast for office / Number of seats+ 1 = Threshold + 1
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Proud to have voted for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social to be the next mayor of Minneapolis!
An I voted sticker
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM